u/Nympho_Nimrod

Heeeeey pretty people! You saw the title, so you know what I’m about. I’m on the prowl for total cuties who won’t be able to defend themselves against a totally gooned out, sweaty, knotted dog girl who starts to pump around any hottie that comes into their line of sight, and won’t take no for an answer! I’m in a real frisky mood too, so if you get too close, you’re gonna know what it’s like to have my hands all over your body… and probably my lips too! And maybe even my knot. And definitely my cum… look, you get the idea. I’m lookin for hotties who could handle being manhandled by the kinda gooned up, dumb dork who calls you “pornmeat” cause you were showing a lil cleavage, or wearing tight pants that showed off your ass. Bonus points to any strugglers, I do love me some hardcore noncon. 💚

Buuuuut! What kind of gooner would I be if I didn’t give you some weapons to use against me? Something that you can use to try and tame a dumb, humpy mutt? If you think you can take me on and win, come with some sweat and musk on your body! Use those soles to put me in my place! Make this dumb mutt snort your pits and dry hump you til she’s too stupid to do anything but cum on your thigh and moan your name, while you bully her for being such a needy, stupid dog!

That said… if you use those weapons, and you can’t make this mutt heel? You’re gonna be in for a shock… a hard, rough, brutish, vicious, unprotected, humiliating shock. And you might be wearing a leash n collar by the end of the day. But hey, don’t be scared to try! I’m totally just a dumb gooner girl dog after all! :B

Also, if you can ID this character, I’ll give a big sloppy doggie smooch. 💚

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Heeeeey pretty people! You saw the title, so you know what I’m about. I’m on the prowl for total cuties who won’t be able to defend themselves against a totally gooned out, sweaty, knotted dog girl who starts to pump around any hottie that comes into their line of sight, and won’t take no for an answer! I’m in a real frisky mood too, so if you get too close, you’re gonna know what it’s like to have my hands all over your body… and probably my lips too! And maybe even my knot. And definitely my cum… look, you get the idea. I’m lookin for hotties who could handle being manhandled by the kinda gooned up, dumb dork who calls you “pornmeat” cause you were showing a lil cleavage, or wearing tight pants that showed off your ass. Bonus points to any strugglers, I do love me some hardcore noncon. 💚

Buuuuut! What kind of gooner would I be if I didn’t give you some weapons to use against me? Something that you can use to try and tame a dumb, humpy mutt? If you think you can take me on and win, come with some sweat and musk on your body! Use those soles to put me in my place! Make this dumb mutt snort your pits and dry hump you til she’s too stupid to do anything but cum on your thigh and moan your name, while you bully her for being such a needy, stupid dog!

That said… if you use those weapons, and you can’t make this mutt heel? You’re gonna be in for a shock… a hard, rough, brutish, vicious, unprotected, humiliating shock. And you might be wearing a leash n collar by the end of the day. But hey, don’t be scared to try! I’m totally just a dumb gooner girl dog after all! :B

>!Also, if you can ID this character, I’ll give a big sloppy doggie smooch. 💚!<

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Heeeeey pretty people! You saw the title, so you know what I’m about. I’m on the prowl for total cuties who won’t be able to defend themselves against a totally gooned out, sweaty, knotted dog girl who starts to pump around any hottie that comes into their line of sight, and won’t take no for an answer! I’m in a real frisky mood too, so if you get too close, you’re gonna know what it’s like to have my hands all over your body… and probably my lips too! And maybe even my knot. And definitely my cum… look, you get the idea. I’m lookin for hotties who could handle being manhandled by the kinda gooned up, dumb dork who calls you “pornmeat” cause you were showing a lil cleavage, or wearing tight pants that showed off your ass. Bonus points to any strugglers, I do love me some hardcore noncon. 💚

Buuuuut! What kind of gooner would I be if I didn’t give you some weapons to use against me? Something that you can use to try and tame a dumb, humpy mutt? If you think you can take me on and win, come with some sweat and musk on your body! Use those soles to put me in my place! Make this dumb mutt snort your pits and dry hump you til she’s too stupid to do anything but cum on your thigh and moan your name, while you bully her for being such a needy, stupid dog!

That said… if you use those weapons, and you can’t make this mutt heel? You’re gonna be in for a shock… a hard, rough, brutish, vicious, unprotected, humiliating shock. And you might be wearing a leash n collar by the end of the day. But hey, don’t be scared to try! I’m totally just a dumb gooner girl dog after all! :B

>!Also, if you can ID this character, I’ll give a big sloppy doggie smooch. 💚!<

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

I mean, just look at em! Cute enough to call mommy, hung enough to call daddy, and just the right level of switch that he might end up calling YOU that stuff! And god help you if he finds you pretty, or you might have a new simp on your hands.

But, to be more particular, I’m both looking to get a lil friendly n chattery, and looking to become an absolutely debauched and unhinged mass of lust with the very same crowd! I have no qualms with who takes what positions- as long as we get chummy I’m probably gonna be all over you in some fashion, and I’m equally as liable to get gooned the fuck out over you. I’m a humpy, kissy, slurpy, moany, goony dork that loves the whole spectrum of builds as well, so feel free to stop by and see how we click!

>!Legit though, I’m a total goontard OOC. If you wanna experience that, just ask about “what a pony does in his stable”. Beware though, you might end up with my face in your pit! Or your crotch, or my crotch in your face, or my tongue in your mouth- look you get the idea.!<

Oh, and since I’m feeling extra horny… anyone who messages me can do whatever they want to me, for a singular message. Grope me, suck me, hit me, fuck me, kiss me all over, sit on my face, fffuckin ask me about taxes- anything, anything, ANYTHING! I want you to unload aaaaaaaalllllll that tension and lust onto your new pony boy pal!

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I mean, just look at ‘im! He’s got enough meat to leave you tasting him for days, and hips so nice you could make him a mother!

Honestly? That’s really the crux of the fun here. He’s a big dicked girly boy who’s a danger to any hottie with a tight hole, and he’s got the kinda hips that are dangerous to have if you value NOT getting bent over by any fat cocked stud with a breeder’s instinct. I wanna find partners who can capitalize on this perfect body, or will let me capitalize on theirs. And the more shameless, rougher, and creepier, the better. Seriously though, I love debauched, depraved stuff! It gets more fun that way!

>!Special little offer though! I’m a legitimate, proactive, fully shameless GOONTARD OOC. And if you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! This is for the real debauched sluts n skanks only!~!<

Oh, and since I’m feeling extra horny… anyone who messages me can do whatever they want to me, for a singular message. Grope me, suck me, hit me, fuck me, kiss me all over, sit on my face- anything, anything, ANYTHING! I want you to unload aaaaaaaalllllll that tension and lust onto your new pony boy pal!

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Honestly, you know what this is about just from the title. I’m a noncon fiend. And just look at this bulky bastard! He could bench press you in his sleep… and then fold you in half when he wakes up with morning wood. And that’s exactly what I want right now: someone who doesn’t mind a forceful hand and all the strength needed- and then some- to take what he wants, from whoever he wants. Man, woman, strong, weak. When you’re as needy as I am, there's no point resisting the urge to perv on the prettiest and the hunkiest around, even if they squirm. And honestly, if you beg for it, I’ll just do something horribly mean and humiliating as a cherry on top! 💛

But. Who’s to say a man like me can’t have the tables flipped on him? I mean, look at me. a man who wants to be that dominant and forceful can’t have a waist like that without expecting at least one person to try and take him from behind, whether he wants it or not. And hey… if you’re good enough, you’ll fuck the ability to fight you off right outta me. In fact? If you wanna try and dom me, treat your first message as a free use slot too. I’d love to see if someone could break me with a single message. 🖤

That said, if you’re truly that bitched for a guy like me? A guy who can’t keep his dick out of his hand, or his tongue out of other people’s mouths? Don’t be afraid to ask for a little humiliation test. Not for the faint of heart though!

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Honestly, you know what this is about just from the title. I’m a noncon fiend. And just look at this bulky bastard! He could bench press you in his sleep… and then fold you in half when he wakes up with morning wood. And that’s exactly what I want right now: someone who doesn’t mind a forceful hand and all the strength needed- and then some- to take what he wants, from whoever he wants. Man, woman, strong, weak. When you’re as needy as I am, there's no point resisting the urge to perv on the prettiest and the hunkiest around, even if they squirm. And honestly, if you beg for it, I’ll just do something horribly mean and humiliating as a cherry on top! 💛

But. Who’s to say a man like me can’t have the tables flipped on him? I mean, look at me. a man who wants to be that dominant and forceful can’t have a waist like that without expecting at least one person to try and take him from behind, whether he wants it or not. And hey… if you’re good enough, you’ll fuck the ability to fight you off right outta me. In fact? If you wanna try and dom me, treat your first message as a free use slot too. I’d love to see if someone could break me with a single message. 🖤

That said, if you’re truly that bitched for a guy like me? A guy who can’t keep his dick out of his hand, or his tongue out of other people’s mouths? Don’t be afraid to ask for a little humiliation test. Not for the faint of heart though!

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Honestly it’s exactly what it says above. I’m looking to hang out with someone who doesn’t mind being subjected to the unhinged, lusty ramblings of some switchy, needy neet who goons to beautiful people and degenerate fapbait all day. I wanna be able to just grab someone beautiful by the waist and give em a deep, sloppy, slurpy kiss before I start to hose them down with lust. I wanna be able to tell you how perfect your ass is before I hug you from behind and dry hump you til I bust- or tell you how hot your cock is before I start sucking like a total whore. All while I groan and moan and whine about how pretty, fuckable, and boner-inducing you are. Legitimately, I just need people who’ll let me be a total nympho about them and their hotness.

>!I got three special offers on tap though- A Goon Test for anyone who wants to really see how bad I can get, a New Coat if you wanna see what I do when I see a hottie, and Goon Out if you want me to just be as verbally unhinged as possible!!<

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

I mean, honestly, it’s exactly what it says in the title. I’m looking to get utterly bitched by someone who’s ready to put a smug cat boy in his place by stuffing his ass so full he can’t walk right. And I don’t want it gentle either! I wanna be pinned and plapped properly. Hold this bitch boy still and turn him into your new girl, just because he deserves it for lookin like that. Make him gag on your tongue and cum from having his bitch button mashed, just because he wore that slutty skirt. Just how intense that aspect gets can be discussed privately, but I’m definitely expecting at least some forcefulness or roughness! Who knows, dick me down hard enough and you just might have me crawling back for more.~

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I’m an absolute fucking gooner perv, and I would LOVE to make some new friends who don’t mind being around a needy, neety goontard! And lucky for all the hotties around here, I’m a switch with enough goin on up front and out back to handle what you got… although if you’re hot enough, there won’t be much going on upstairs for me either. I short circuit around the super duper hot ones! 🤍

But if you really want me to be more specific and stuff? I’m legit giving into my gooner side and just… taking the filter off. I want total hunks, babes, hotties, and smoke shows who don’t mind a total gooner creep hitting on them and being as unhinged as possible. Like legit, if we hit it off you’re never gonna get ridda me. Hung, busty, dommy, subby, caked up- it all works, so swing on by and see how this plays out! But like seriously though, fair warning I’m gonna go HARD on being a pervert if I like ya. And let’s just assume I’m sporting this pretty, girly goth outfit when ya hit me up.

>! Three special things though! If you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! And if you ask for “A New Coat” and send a pic of your ref, I’ve got a silly little trick in my back pocket I can show you! And lastly, if you tell me to “Fap Out”, I’ll just go full gooner mode and tell you whatever comes to mind- appropriate or not- when I look at you!!<

Oh, and in case it needs saying, these sizes are negotiable. 🤍

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I’m an absolute fucking gooner perv, and I would LOVE to make some new friends who don’t mind being around a needy, neety goontard! And lucky for all the hotties around here, I’m a switch with enough goin on up front and out back to handle what you got… although if you’re hot enough, there won’t be much going on upstairs for me either. I short circuit around the super duper hot ones! 🤍

But if you really want me to be more specific and stuff? I’m legit giving into my gooner side and just… taking the filter off. I want total hunks, babes, hotties, and smoke shows who don’t mind a total gooner creep hitting on them and being as unhinged as possible. Like legit, if we hit it off you’re never gonna get ridda me. Hung, busty, dommy, subby, caked up- it all works, so swing on by and see how this plays out! But like seriously though, fair warning I’m gonna go HARD on being a pervert if I like ya.

>! Three special things though! If you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! And if you ask for “A New Coat” and send a pic of your ref, I’ve got a silly little trick in my back pocket I can show you! And lastly, if you tell me to “Fap Out”, I’ll just go full gooner mode and tell you whatever comes to mind- appropriate or not- when I look at you!!<

Oh, and in case it needs saying, these sizes are negotiable. 🤍

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I’m an absolute fucking gooner perv, and I would LOVE to make some new friends who don’t mind being around a needy, neety goontard! And lucky for all the hotties around here, I’m a switch with enough goin on up front and out back to handle what you got… although if you’re hot enough, there won’t be much going on upstairs for me either. I short circuit around the super duper hot ones! 🤍

But if you really want me to be more specific and stuff? I’m legit giving into my gooner side and just… taking the filter off. I want total hunks, babes, hotties, and smoke shows who don’t mind a total gooner creep hitting on them and being as unhinged as possible. Like legit, if we hit it off you’re never gonna get ridda me. Hung, busty, dommy, subby, caked up- it all works, so swing on by and see how this plays out! But like seriously though, fair warning I’m gonna go HARD on being a pervert if I like ya.

>! Three special things though! If you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! And if you ask for “A New Coat” and send a pic of your ref, I’ve got a silly little trick in my back pocket I can show you! And lastly, if you tell me to “Fap Out”, I’ll just go full gooner mode and tell you whatever comes to mind- appropriate or not- when I look at you!!<

Oh, and in case it needs saying, these sizes are negotiable. 🤍

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I mean, just look at ‘im! He’s got enough meat to leave you tasting him for days, and hips so nice you could make him a mother!

Honestly? That’s really the crux of the fun here. He’s a big dicked girly boy who’s a danger to any hottie with a tight hole, and he’s got the kinda hips that are dangerous to have if you value NOT getting bent over by any fat cocked stud with a breeder’s instinct. I wanna find partners who can capitalize on this perfect body, or will let me capitalize on theirs. And the more shameless, rougher, and creepier, the better. Seriously though, I love debauched, depraved stuff! It gets more fun that way!

>!Special little offer though! I’m a legitimate, proactive, fully shameless GOONTARD OOC. And if you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! This is for the real debauched sluts n skanks only!~!<

Oh, and since I’m feeling extra horny… anyone who messages me can do whatever they want to me, for a singular message. Grope me, suck me, hit me, fuck me, kiss me all over, sit on my face- anything, anything, ANYTHING! I want you to unload aaaaaaaalllllll that tension and lust onto your new pony boy pal!

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I mean, just look at ‘im! He’s got enough meat to leave you tasting him for days, and hips so nice you could make him a mother!

Honestly? That’s really the crux of the fun here. He’s a big dicked girly boy who’s a danger to any hottie with a tight hole, and he’s got the kinda hips that are dangerous to have if you value NOT getting bent over by any fat cocked stud with a breeder’s instinct. I wanna find partners who can capitalize on this perfect body, or will let me capitalize on theirs. And the more shameless, rougher, and creepier, the better. Seriously though, I love debauched, depraved stuff! It gets more fun that way!

>!Special little offer though! I’m a legitimate, proactive, fully shameless GOONTARD OOC. And if you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! This is for the real debauched sluts n skanks only!~!<

Oh, and since I’m feeling extra horny… anyone who messages me can do whatever they want to me, for a singular message. Grope me, suck me, hit me, fuck me, kiss me all over, sit on my face- anything, anything, ANYTHING! I want you to unload aaaaaaaalllllll that tension and lust onto your new pony boy pal!

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I mean, just look at ‘im! He’s got enough meat to leave you tasting him for days, and hips so nice you could make him a mother!

Honestly? That’s really the crux of the fun here. He’s a big dicked girly boy who’s a danger to any hottie with a tight hole, and he’s got the kinda hips that are dangerous to have if you value NOT getting bent over by any fat cocked stud with a breeder’s instinct. I wanna find partners who can capitalize on this perfect body, or will let me capitalize on theirs. And the more shameless, rougher, and creepier, the better. Seriously though, I love debauched, depraved stuff! It gets more fun that way!

>!Special little offer though! I’m a legitimate, proactive, fully shameless GOONTARD OOC. And if you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! This is for the real debauched sluts n skanks only!~!<

Oh, and since I’m feeling extra horny… anyone who messages me can do whatever they want to me, for a singular message. Grope me, suck me, hit me, fuck me, kiss me all over, sit on my face- anything, anything, ANYTHING! I want you to unload aaaaaaaalllllll that tension and lust onto your new pony boy pal!

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

[26] [M4A] [Kik] [Tele] This pony boy’s packing a fat bulge and Pixar mom hips! You gonna come ride him, or you gonna come RIDE him? 🧡

Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I mean, just look at ‘im! He’s got enough meat to leave you tasting him for days, and hips so nice you could make him a mother!

Honestly? That’s really the crux of the fun here. He’s a big dicked girly boy who’s a danger to any hottie with a tight hole, and he’s got the kinda hips that are dangerous to have if you value NOT getting bent over by any fat cocked stud with a breeder’s instinct. I wanna find partners who can capitalize on this perfect body, or will let me capitalize on theirs. And the more shameless, rougher, and creepier, the better. Seriously though, I love debauched, depraved stuff! It gets more fun that way!

>!Special little offer though! I’m a legitimate, proactive, fully shameless GOONTARD OOC. And if you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! This is for the real debauched sluts n skanks only!~!<

Oh, and since I’m feeling extra horny… anyone who messages me can do whatever they want to me, for a singular message. Grope me, suck me, hit me, fuck me, kiss me all over, sit on my face- anything, anything, ANYTHING! I want you to unload aaaaaaaalllllll that tension and lust onto your new pony boy pal!

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I mean, just look at ‘im! He’s got enough meat to leave you tasting him for days, and hips so nice you could make him a mother!

Honestly? That’s really the crux of the fun here. He’s a big dicked girly boy who’s a danger to any hottie with a tight hole, and he’s got the kinda hips that are dangerous to have if you value NOT getting bent over by any fat cocked stud with a breeder’s instinct. I wanna find partners who can capitalize on this perfect body, or will let me capitalize on theirs. And the more shameless, rougher, and creepier, the better. Seriously though, I love debauched, depraved stuff! It gets more fun that way!

>!Special little offer though! I’m a legitimate, proactive, fully shameless GOONTARD OOC. And if you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! This is for the real debauched sluts n skanks only!~!<

Oh, and since I’m feeling extra horny… anyone who messages me can do whatever they want to me, for a singular message. Grope me, suck me, hit me, fuck me, kiss me all over, sit on my face- anything, anything, ANYTHING! I want you to unload aaaaaaaalllllll that tension and lust onto your new pony boy pal!

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I’m an absolute fucking gooner perv, and I would LOVE to make some new friends who don’t mind being around a needy, neety goontard! And lucky for all the hotties around here, I’m a switch with enough goin on up top and down below to handle what you got… although if you’re hot enough, there won’t be much going on upstairs for me either. I short circuit around the super duper hot ones! 🖤

But if you really want me to be more specific and stuff? I’m legit giving into my gooner side and just… taking the filter off. I want total hunks, babes, hotties, and smoke shows who don’t mind a total gooner creep hitting on them and being as unhinged as possible. Like legit, if we hit it off you’re never gonna get ridda me. Hung, busty, dommy, subby, caked up- it all works, so swing on by and see how this plays out! But like seriously though, fair warning I’m gonna go HARD on being a pervert if I like ya. And I expect the same treatment too! Bonus points if you get handsy with me all the time, feeling me up like you’re checkin out produce at the grocery store!

>!Special little offer though! If you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! This is for the real debauched sluts n skanks only!~!<

Oh, and since I’m feeling like such a manly man, for all the big, bad tops out there… betcha wouldn’t be able to make me kneel with just one message. 🤍

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I’m an absolute fucking gooner perv, and I would LOVE to make some new friends who don’t mind being around a needy, neety goontard! And lucky for all the hotties around here, I’m a switch with enough goin on up top and down below to handle what you got… although if you’re hot enough, there won’t be much going on upstairs for me either. I short circuit around the super duper hot ones! 🧡

But if you really want me to be more specific and stuff? I’m legit giving into my gooner side and just… taking the filter off. I want total hunks, babes, hotties, and smoke shows who don’t mind a total gooner creep hitting on them and being as unhinged as possible. Like legit, if we hit it off you’re never gonna get ridda me. Hung, busty, dommy, subby, caked up- it all works, so swing on by and see how this plays out! But like seriously though, fair warning I’m gonna go HARD on being a pervert if I like ya.

>!Special little offer though! If you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! This is for the real debauched sluts n skanks only!~!<

Oh, and in case it needs saying, the cock is negotiable. You get to pick your favorite shape!🧡

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I’m an absolute fucking gooner perv, and I would LOVE to make some new friends who don’t mind being around a needy, neety goontard! And lucky for all the hotties around here, I’m a switch with enough goin on up front and out back to handle what you got… although if you’re hot enough, there won’t be much going on upstairs for me either. I short circuit around the super duper hot ones! 🤍

But if you really want me to be more specific and stuff? I’m legit giving into my gooner side and just… taking the filter off. I want total hunks, babes, hotties, and smoke shows who don’t mind a total gooner creep hitting on them and being as unhinged as possible. Like legit, if we hit it off you’re never gonna get ridda me. Hung, busty, dommy, subby, caked up- it all works, so swing on by and see how this plays out! But like seriously though, fair warning I’m gonna go HARD on being a pervert if I like ya.

>!Three special things though! If you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! And if you ask for “A New Coat” and send a pic of your ref, I’ve got a silly little trick in my back pocket I can show you!!<

Oh, and in case it needs saying, these sizes are negotiable. 🤍

When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will NOT answer reddit DMs, NOR will commenting on my posts make me respond.

And I really need to reiterate, tell me your age.

You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!