u/Ok-Consideration4810

i live in NYS where you’re exempt from jobs testing you for weed (other than CDL and countless federal workers, some other exceptions) but i still would’ve tested dirty for benzos. my moms bfs mom is the best & went pee for me in a tumbler cup to try and keep it heated for the transfer, poured it into a very well cleaned out 3 oz lotion bottle from bath and body works, warmed it under some hot tap water and stuck it under my boob and between my bra with a bralette for extra coverage (i’m a size DD). the most thing i was worried about was the temp but it was marked between 90-100 on the paper i got so i should have my passing results in the next few days. this was my first time faking a test and the tap water made it feel a little too warm & i had no temperature strips to tell so i was super worried and took it out from under my boob for a minute to cool down since i was only 15 minutes from the testing site and it was still warmer than my body. i just touched it to my wrist until I felt it as close as the same temp and stuck it back under my boob praying for the best but it worked. factoring in i also had taken about 5 minutes to heat it up, transfer to my bottle, and get in my car. then i sat for another 10 minutes in the air conditioned office and was brought back to test.

edit- the lady who did my test locked my phone and car keys in a room and gave me the key for after the test, then when i handed her the cup she walked with me and watched my shaking hand unlocking the door. i think that is a new technique they’re trying to see if nerves are up. (location was LabCorp at an Urgent Care; blue toilets/no washing)

i never had somas , heard they’re rare & i want as many as i can get. is it worth it? or should i get more valiums?