[M4F] Your Host Family is here to teach you all about our culture. Interestingly, our culture involves a LOT of sex.
You were from outside the United States. Eastern Asia, Western Europe, South or central America. Those are the most frequent places from which we sponsored a young woman to join my small family in our home for a year. Throughout the world, a person's culture helps shape who they are. Whether they comply with their societies' expectations or rebel, the variances are myriad. One of the ways a young adult gains experience is through travel, yet travel can be both expensive and dangerous. With a proven track record, I can ensure your safety. And the expense is taken care of when I get to see the wonder and joy cum across your face as you learn about how people interact halfway around the world.
With my online reviews, you can be sure to have a satisfying experience. "Host family was great! I returned home well-fed, safe, and with a lot more knowledge than before!" "I was concerned at first, and find a good set of knee pads, but the trip ended up being SO worth it!" "A few weeks after I got back home, I found out I was expecting a lot more joy by the end of the year!"*
*Disclaimer: Experiences are unique to each applicant, no specific results guaranteed. Host is not responsible for illness, injury, pregnancy, or social shunning when returning to original place of residence.
Room and board will be taken care of. Amenities include local clothing, guest room, transportation and a small spending budget. Please follow any rules imposed upon you for your own protection. Please do not interact with the public until you have a basic understanding of what is expected of you. You are not the first, you will not be the last. But we are eagerly awaiting your application. Please include your name, limits, and from where you will be departing from. If approved, you will be with a new host family once all necessary paperwork has been processed. Gullible/Naive applicants get priority processing.
A few key details are missing from the post, as they are usually more fun to plan out as a collaborative experience. Hope to hear from you soon!