u/Passionately7Curious

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Now that the title got your attention. Here's what I'd like to say.

The Indian Statistical Institute just released their totally unofficial 2026 Orgasm Success Rate report, and the numbers are alarming. According to their highly scientific (and very consensual) data, a huge percentage of women report being seriously under served in the oral department.

I know there's plenty to fix in this country as is but this is up there on the list.

A few things make me happier than giving and I’m looking for a woman who craves to be orally worshipped. It's totally alright if you've never orgasmed from oral or you just miss being fully seen and savored. There’s zero pressure.

I’m perfectly happy being laughed at or sent home with a chuckle once you’ve had your fill.

About me: non psychotic normal guy, clean, in shape, knows his way around the kitchen (and a woman's body), fully onboard with "kick out" scenarios once you’ve finished.

If this sounds like a fun addition to your routine, feel free to send me a DM

You might come across innocent (not your fault, maybe you wear it well) but I’m just curious how accurate that impression really is and whether there’s a version of you that only shows up when the company’s right. The kind that ends up in unexpected Reddit conversations just to see what happens.

If this made you smirk even a little, feel free to reach out

About me: I am a well disguised introvert (you won't know in a one on one conversation). Calm, curious and open-minded person.

I have a slightly morbid interest in human psychology and true crime. I'm 5'11, average build and slightly muscular.

About you: You could be a regular corporate/college woman, polished and put together, but somewhere in there is a side of you that’s just waiting for the right moment to make an appearance.

I like conversations where there’s that subtle spark. You’re just waiting for the right moment. No pressure, no labels. Just two adults who know exactly what they’re doing and enjoy the build up as much as what follows.