u/Perfect-Shock-6026

Don't you hate it when you're just walking on the sidewalk with your coworker and there's a Marloboro advance ka dabba on the sidewalk so your coworker gets down to check it out and zoom! UFO in the sky. And then your coworker is like what? What is it? I didn't see that. Like what are you blind son? You gonna act like it wasn't a whole alien interstellar vehicular instrument and that HAL finally released LCA Tejas?

I know you exist and I've seen you drive at 100kmph and just cus there's no cars up there doesn't mean you gotta drive reckless bro like there are planes and shit up there.

Anyways, hmu if you're an extraterrestrial being of female subspecies looking for an Indian green card (I'm 6'7 btw). My hobbies are discovering gravitational anomalies, studying black holes (no pun intended but maybe intended) and building space ray guns (might come out before LCA Tejas or GTA 6 does).

I don't mind tails or extra set of eyes and arms but I do mind being mindread. I take privacy very seriously so please don't do that. Let's fall in love and marry. I see you. Or I will see you.

This is being written by tipsy fingers but I hope it will turn out coherent.

About me:

-Basic details are in the title and rest I can sneak into our conversations because I keep it old school. Even if I don't, just ask away;

-I have been growing out my hair for the past 6 months and am tired of being asked if it's a Dhurandhar reference;

-When it comes to love I keep going back and forth between an atheist and a believer and sometimes I settle with my agnostic beliefs in its inherently mysterious nature and with the fact that I might never know.

About you:

-Based out of Delhi/NCR or somewhere close preferably;

-Career oriented;

-Part of any sort of pop culture or socio-cultural faction. I don't care if it's books or movies or music or even any specific show that you're heavily into. I wanna know all about it and am willing to talk to you all day about it;

-Open to possibilities

About us: I'm looking for [TITLE CARD]

Someone to talk to for now, share a little bit of my everyday with, explore the city deeper with, or maybe call once in a while. I'm open to taking this further but let's not make omelette before the egg is hatched or whatever it is they say. DMs are open.

Major Tom to Ground Control, signing out.