u/PoeHoard

Beautiful Useless Toys

A casual thought that bothers me; how do ya'll deal with owning a gorgeous toy that is functionally useless? I mean it hits zero buttons, you can't use it, 0/0 fun rating. I have a few of those that take up space on my shelf, they're gorgeous but they do nothing for me. πŸ˜…

I have a Marcel and Orochi who are so pretty, but absolutely not my type of toy. So how do you justify keeping toys like this around, especially when they take up shelf space? I know you've got one or two, so rat them out here.

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u/PoeHoard β€” 12 days ago
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Selling off some of my collection to make room. Toys have been used once. Comes from non-smoking, non-vaping home. Have pets but not allowed near toys, will do my best to prevent stray hairs on toys! Everything boiled and washed before shipping. Willing to do bundles. Ask for more pics. Will consider trades.

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Shipping ~10$ depending on size of toy.

BD - Medium Orochi, soft - 95$
BD - Small Stan, soft - Suction Cup - Rainbow Yogurt Parfait - 95$

SBF - Small Sahl, medium - Dreamy Drip + UV Glow - 20$ or free with bundle
SBF - Large Dragon Claw, soft - Custom - 55$

DTE - Medium Reaver, medium - Tiger swirl + UV Glow - 65$

TWB - Medium Yuanti, medium - Custom - 100$

HPE - Small Ymir, medium - Heart Container Custom - 60$

Satisfyer Pro 2 Gen 3, includes the smooth head attachment - 40$

LustArts Double Suction cup is small on one side, large on other. Purple and gold swirl color - 15$ + approx. 10$ Shipping or free if bundled

u/PoeHoard β€” 26 days ago