Got Caught
So Sunday I smoked weed all day . Before going to bed I placed an order with Walmart for a delivery Monday morning between 7 & 9.
I wake up go about my morning. I get a shower and when I was finished I decided to rub one out.
Im laying in front of the glass door in my recliner absolutely enjoying a nice stroke. I never thought about the Walmart order until now. Knock Knock and a young delivery guy standing at my door. I grabbed my underwear and put it on but of course I had a raging boner. I apologized and the young man was very cool. He said we all get caught sometimes. I normally wouldn't be embarrassed but I'm 58 years and dude was like 22. Im just glad he acted cool about it.