[GM4ATAMERICA]‼️‼️‼️ THE MOST PATRIOTIC TF EVER!!!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 ‼️‼️ KILOMETER USERS DESTROYED ⁉️
Hello all. This is an AMERICAN AD PRODUCTION GRAHHHHH 🇺🇸 I'm a little hungover and pretty late on the whole fourth of July thing, but I have a question: DO YOU FEEL UN PATRIOTIC? do you feel a LACK OF FREEDOM HAS CORRUPTED YOUR KETCHUP FLAVORED BLOOD!?!? do you subscribe to the abhorrent ideals of...*shudder* Communism!? Then I'm going to instill the TRUE American spirit back into you, combining it all into one super patriot. Now you may be asking "ad what is...a true American spirit?" And NO it is NOT RACISM or anything else!!!! The TRUE PATRIOT SPIRIT IS:
BALD EAGLES
CHEESEBURGERS
GUNS
AND MASSIVE FUCKING TITS ‼️‼️
So GLOAT in the face of your UN FEATHERED enemies as you screech the national anthem!!!!
*This RP is a parody and should not be read aloud for fear of losing your voice. Unless you're a real patriot. Real patriots lose their voice yelling super loud*
The password for this rp is the most patriotic thing you can think of, NEW MEGA AMERICAN!
(And just to be clear this is a Gender tf where you become a smoking hot bald eagle with giant cans. If that sounds epic, you're in luck.)