u/Prudent_Estimate2433

Sick cunt comedian male age 30 full spunk

Be careful anyone looking for meetups etc on these pages anyone who says they are strangely close to your location or are overly nice or people who tell you everything you want to hear and offer you everything your looking for but insist on a deposit before meeting don’t send them a cent they are dirty Little scammers out to hustle idiots no lady workers etc will ever ask you for a deposit

Sorry it’s a bit long but if your into it youll wanna hear this one

I know there’s a lot of made up fantasy stories on here but let me assure you this one is real haha,
So me m30 and my sis f32 still live at home our other 2 siblings have moved out me and her never really were overly close just typical siblings im about 6 foot solid athletic sort of build Shes a little shorter pretty standard female body but nice and tight with a slightly bigger ass then she should have man Ive wanted to fuck her since I was about 16 it started by me going into her room when no one was home taking some worn undies out of her laundry basket laying back on her bad wrapping them around my cock and jerking off till I cum and man nothing had ever felt as good as her crusty panties rubbing on my rock solid cock and Ive already fucked a few nice pussies at this point ! So skip forward a few years and nothing had really happened i kind of thought I was over the fantasy of fucking here when I was about 26 until I realised in couldnt have been more wrong when i turned about 28 she started wearing certain thin booty shorts around the house that made my mouth water her ass looked so perfect in them and the slightest bit of her ass checks would tease out the bottom of them they fucked me up I had to rip my cock every time I seen her wearing them!

So one weekend when the rest of my family had gone about 3 hours away for the weekend for mums bday I was sick when they left so i decided to stay home and rest and my sister couldnt go because she had work that she couldn’t get out of so the first night we didn’t see each other iust chilled in our rooms minding our own bussiness I was still a bit crook anyway the next night was one of the best nights of my life …

The next night was weird I was in the lounge room bored watching deadliest catch or something random pretty much just procrastinating and I was high as fuck cos I’d been smoking meth all day as I felt better when i woke up in the morning so any way I hear her coming up the hallway and she says my name and I jst look at her and she ask me in a soft kind of respectful voice if Ive got anything (meth) I knew she experimented here and there with it years ago but never would have expected her to ask me that and I replied with wtf !? You’re joking right and she said no ? So Anyway she goes on to tell me She caught up with one of her old school mates and they used to occasionally smoke and Shes been smoking here and there for about the past year and so I agreed and asked her how much she wanted Anyway she went to give me 100 dollars and i said dont worry about it I’ll jst shout you a smoke im generous like that so we’re chilling in the lounge room passing it back and forth. Just talking about general shit when love island comes on tv and we are both glued to the tv and anyone whos smoked meth knows it makes 99% of people horny beyond what you think is possible and man the chicks in bikinis are making my cock pulse so our convo took a turn and are now somehow talking about the kind of people we are attracted to and I was trying to explain what I meant but couldn’t find the words and i blurted out “like idk I like chicks who arent skinny but arent too big with perfect natural tits and a bit of a big ass “ and she looked confused and I said “fuck man pretty much like your body “ lol she was taken back and took it as a compliment I think cos she started to blush and laugh we were alone high as fuck and both horny as fuck then it went from hot to fucking steaming lmk if you want the rest of the story sorry it’s kind of long i was just enjoying reminiscing on the memories while I was writing this haha

Sorry it’s a bit long but if your into it youll wanna hear this one

I know there’s a lot of made up fantasy stories on here but let me assure you this one is real haha,
So me m30 and my sis f32 still live at home our other 2 siblings have moved out me and her never really were overly close just typical siblings im about 6 foot solid athletic sort of build Shes a little shorter pretty standard female body but nice and tight with a slightly bigger ass then she should have man Ive wanted to fuck her since I was about 16 it started by me going into her room when no one was home taking some worn undies out of her laundry basket laying back on her bad wrapping them around my cock and jerking off till I cum and man nothing had ever felt as good as her crusty panties rubbing on my rock solid cock and Ive already fucked a few nice pussies at this point ! So skip forward a few years and nothing had really happened i kind of thought I was over the fantasy of fucking here when I was about 26 until I realised in couldnt have been more wrong when i turned about 28 she started wearing certain thin booty shorts around the house that made my mouth water her ass looked so perfect in them and the slightest bit of her ass checks would tease out the bottom of them they fucked me up I had to rip my cock every time I seen her wearing them!

So one weekend when the rest of my family had gone about 3 hours away for the weekend for mums bday I was sick when they left so i decided to stay home and rest and my sister couldnt go because she had work that she couldn’t get out of so the first night we didn’t see each other iust chilled in our rooms minding our own bussiness I was still a bit crook anyway the next night was one of the best nights of my life …

The next night was weird I was in the lounge room bored watching deadliest catch or something random pretty much just procrastinating and I was high as fuck cos I’d been smoking meth all day as I felt better when i woke up in the morning so any way I hear her coming up the hallway and she says my name and I jst look at her and she ask me in a soft kind of respectful voice if Ive got anything (meth) I knew she experimented here and there with it years ago but never would have expected her to ask me that and I replied with wtf !? You’re joking right and she said no ? So Anyway she goes on to tell me She caught up with one of her old school mates and they used to occasionally smoke and Shes been smoking here and there for about the past year and so I agreed and asked her how much she wanted Anyway she went to give me 100 dollars and i said dont worry about it I’ll jst shout you a smoke im generous like that so we’re chilling in the lounge room passing it back and forth. Just talking about general shit when love island comes on tv and we are both glued to the tv and anyone whos smoked meth knows it makes 99% of people horny beyond what you think is possible and man the chicks in bikinis are making my cock pulse so our convo took a turn and are now somehow talking about the kind of people we are attracted to and I was trying to explain what I meant but couldn’t find the words and i blurted out “like idk I like chicks who arent skinny but arent too big with perfect natural tits and a bit of a big ass “ and she looked confused and I said “fuck man pretty much like your body “ lol she was taken back and took it as a compliment I think cos she started to blush and laugh we were alone high as fuck and both horny as fuck then it went from hot to fucking steaming lmk if you want the rest of the story sorry it’s kind of long i was just enjoying reminiscing on the memories while I was writing this haha