T'is I, Ser Kiss!
A most notable and capable knight with the power to force even the most fair and ferocious foes into submission with but a single kiss!
Hence the name: Ser Kiss π
If you doubt my power, come stop by the Ser Kiss Kissing Booth and receive a kiss!
But of course, nothing is free.
If you want a kiss, you owe an edge π
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Hunters: >!Darling, you already work so hard. Here's a kiss, toots~ free of charge π!<
Soldiers: >!100 strokes for Slide 3 π€!<
Medics: >!Your job is to protect soldiers, hmm? How about you take some heat off them by dropping one of your own weaknesses in the comments? π«¦!<
Hunters: >!Ever tried a meme hunt?? Well, it's time to! I believe in youuuu π!<
Soldiers: >!Stay healthy! Go have a healthy snack, or do some exercise, or sleep early tonight!!<
Medics: >!AAAAAHHH!!! π±!<
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Milk and I have gotten together to investigate a strange virus that has affected our community for far too long!
We are calling this affliction NACV, or Not-A-Cutie Virus!βοΈ
We only hope we too don't get infected while we carry out this dangerous work on behalf of all cuties everywhere! π€
>!Uh-oh! You seem to have a case of Cleavage Compulsion... CC is a totally real and very serious affliction that means you must stroke 50 times to every picture where cleavage is a central focus!!!<
We have gathered all available data known to us at the present time to investigate this virus, but there is surely much more to be discovered!
No stone must be left unturned! >!100 strokes π!<
As we currently understand it, those suffering from NACV exhibit two primary symptoms:
Compulsion. The affected individual suffers compulsions to declare they are not cute, no matter what!
Delusion. The affected individual suffers delusions they are ugly, hideous, or anything but cute! They can appear to truly believe their compulsive declarations of not being cute.
Here we observe our prisoner in captivity--uhh, I mean, our patient in our care--declaring they are not cute. They have repeated this claim over and over since their capture--ahem. Since their admittance, I mean.
Clearly, they are suffering from the first symptom: Compulsion.
Where did NACV originate, you might ask?
We might provide an answer: >!We don't have answer yet, but here's 1 Edge for you! π!<
We do hope to one day discover this information, as it may help us develop a cure.
Of course, some information must remain classified as we continue our investigation. Certain knowledge is dangerous... for example: >!You've been prescribed 1 Edge π!<
Here we observe another one of our hostages in our establishment.
We question this individual, asking if they believe themselves to be ugly... and they proudly declare, "Yes!"
Clearly, they are suffering from the second symptom: Delusion.
If they are not delusional, then I must be, because... just look at that damn thing!!
Although, this does raise a good point... how do we know we have not been compromised by this virus, suffering compulsions and delusions regarding cuteness??
Well...
Every night, Milk and I get together to ensure we have not been infected by the Not-A-Cutie Virus. The way we ensure this is the following, and we recommend this methodology to everyone out there!!
Step 1: Call your partner cute, a cutie, adorable, or anything similar~
Step 2: Have them call you the same~
Step 3: Reflect on yourselves. Did you enjoy being called cute? Did they?
If you complete these steps and find you both submitted to being called cute, then rejoice! You have not been affected by NACV!
Of course, calling each other cute names may result in other unexpected outcomes π
As a final piece of professional advice to everyone out there: Edge once for your favorite picture! π
That is all. Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: Stay Cute!
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Hunters: >!Go out and edge a cutie (or an uggo, for our cutie-deniers)!!<
Soldiers: >!Double your tasks for the next challenge you do π!<
Medics: >!Agent Kane still (mostly) respects the rules of warfare so medics will continue to go unharmed! Just have a healthy snack π!<
In today's episode of AGENT KANE... our tit-tastic, titular character spots Miss Xina while at a bar. In an impulsive move, she decides to trail her in an attempt to plant a mic on her...
There will be no "Previously On..." (You can find the other posts if you aren't up to date! π )
In our next episode, Agent Kane meets a new face, a beautiful, booty-ful babe who has some special insight to offer her... (ΛΆα΅ α΅ α΅ΛΆ)
There will be no sneak previews of the next episode, because spoilers aren't any fun!
Except for this spoiler! Go on, click it... >!300 strokes!! :O!<
If you didn't spot the hidden task among the photos and fulfil it, give Agent Kane an edge! π
If you can't find the hidden task, it's >!on the magazine cover in Slide 6 π!<
(This was mostly just a bit of fun as I piece together the next episode, which will kick off the final arc for Agent Kane's lore, sooo stay tunedd :D)
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Bark!
πΈπΈπΈπΈπΈ
YOUR EYES LOOK BETTER WELLED UP,
SO LET'S SEE EYE TO EYE!
YOUR TEARS JUST MELT MY HEART,
I CAN'T HELP BUT MAKE YOU CRY!
MY TEETH DIG IN YOUR NECK,
I'LL MAKE SURE THEY LEAVE A MARK!
AND QUIT YOUR FUCKING WHINING,
GOOD MUTTS DON'T TALK, THEY BARK!
πΈπΈπΈπΈπΈ
YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY,
LET ME RETURN THE FAVOR:
WITH MY HANDS ON YOUR NECK,
CHOKE YOU 'TIL YOU SEE YOUR MAKER!
MY NAILS SCRATCH DOWN YOUR SPINE,
I'LL MAKE SURE THEY LEAVE A MARK!
AND QUIT YOUR FUCKING WHINING,
GOOD MUTTS DON'T TALK, THEY BARK!
πΈπΈπΈπΈπΈ
YOU'RE NOT SCREAMING LOUD ENOUGH,
IF COPS DON'T SHOW UP AT MY ADDRESS!
AND NO, I WON'T FIX YOUR BROKEN PIECES,
I MUCH PREFER YOU A FUCKING MESS!
MY PALM ACROSS YOUR FACE,
I'LL MAKE SURE IT LEAVES A MARK!
AND QUIT YOUR FUCKING WHINING,
GOOD MUTTS DON'T TALK, THEY BARK!
πΈπΈπΈπΈπΈ
Bark!
...
>!You owe 1 edge - Make it 2 edges if you're a mutt - And 3 edges if you're a collared mutt! You can remove one of your owed edges by being a GOOD MUTT and barking in the comments - or you can just do that anyway π!<
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I know the jokes about bards and dragons in DnD!!
Well, I pretty much amm an actual bard, aren't I?~
So where's my dragon??
I want a dragonnn!!
>!HEY! You're not a dragon!! Gimme 1 edge per pic! π€!<
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The lovely belle, Bell (hehe) stepped back into my life recently, so I just had to take her out on a date~
Easily one of the most beautiful and absolutely sweetest ladies I've had the pleasure of meeting π
These are just a few highlights from our night (ΛΆα΅ α΅ α΅ΛΆ)
>!Share a video or picture of something you'd want to see me and Bell do together~!<
>!And 2 edges for being a clickslut~ one for each of us π !<
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