52M4F - I Have a Dream (non-MLK edition)
I have a dream that one day I’ll meet a woman on Reddit who enjoys phone foreplay as much as phone sex.
I have a dream that one day I’ll find a worthy vice president of my fledgling Mutual Masturbation Society of America.
I have a dream that one day all phone sex will be free.
I have a dream that one day America will lead the world not only on GDP, but in Gross Domestic Orgasms (GDO) as well.
I have a dream that someday Cum Slut won’t be seen as a derogatory comment, but as a term of respect.
I have a dream that someday, somewhere, we are all walked in on while pleasuring ourselves by somebody who really likes to watch.
I have a dream that I will one day have the courage to tell a girlfriend that I like to watch solo trans porn (and not be embarrassed).
I have a dream that we will live in a society where men aren’t judged by the circumference of their cock but by their eagerness to eat pussy.
I have a dream that a woman will read this post and realize most of it is a silly attempt to make you smile, with a 10% hope that a smile might lead to a chat request, which might lead to a conversation, which might be the start of a long term phone friendship.
And should that happen, I have a dream that such a friendship would be so relaxing and varied that when we talked it wouldn’t even matter if our conversations ended in orgasm or not.
Though who are we kidding — as President and VP of the MMSoA, most would. After all, we have reputations to uphold.