u/Remote_Can_2443

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Context: I work at a super market as a cashier. I had been the only cashier today.

The story: I was the only cashier today at work today. I was baging, and checking, and dealing with rude customers and their screaming kids ect for about 4 hours now. I didn't notice that I should have been let off for my lunch about 30 minutes ago untill my stomach audibly growled. Even though I was pretty hungry I kept waiting until my manager sent somone. After another hour had gone by I decided to go up to my manager and ask why I wasn't let off yet, cause boy was I starving.

She made a big deal about how I need to wait to be let off and that I shouldn't be pushy because somtimes the rotation dosent work out right. She kept berating me untill my stomach let out a deafening growl, at which point she let me go on my lunch.

I got to the break room and somone had stolen my lunch out of the fridge. At this point I was really mad, if my manager had just let me off on time I probably could have eaten before somone took it. In my angerd state I went back to the front of the store and without saying anything I swallowed her.

None of this was too unusual, ive eaten people at work before so im used to checking people out with a squirming belly, and by the time I got off she had digested plenty so I was able to fit in my car. But im technically not allowed to eat anyone who is higher up than me.

I know technically it wasent her fault, and I shouldn't have been that mad at her. She is just doing her job after all. But boy was I mad. And yeah im gonna make sure she gets reformed. But it'll be pretty awkward work with her after this. Anyways AITA, it felt okay in the moment but I still feel like kind of a jerk.

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So earlier this week I was invited to a sorority party at my college. That should have been my first red flag. But dispite my better judgment I still decided to go, what's the worst that could happen right?

Once I got there it became very obvious that somthing was up. I was the only guy there and the girls took that as an excuse to get very handsy so to speak and also very pushy with me drinking. But even dispite that I stayed. I was having fun and I enjoyed the attention.

Well about three bottles worth of shots and a couple kegs of beer later I was having a hard time doing much of anything. I was sitting on a couch half awake when I felt the first girl start to shove herself down my throat, I was absolutely plastered so I didn't think much of it and I reflexively swallowed. After that I heard the rest of the girls shout in excitement and then I felt another one shove her way in. And then another, and then another. You can see what happened next.

Anyways I woke up with a massive hangover and a stomach thats about two thirds the size of the room im in. Ive spent the last hour belching up bras and their stupid sorority shirts and anything else that isnt sitting right in my tummy. Anyways I wanted to ask if I should file a title 9 case here. This has to be some kind of harassment. I dont want to file for something like this because its not that bad. But im not going to be able to go to class for at least 2 days now. Either way im going to give those perverts a stern talking too once they reform.