Pay attention.
I'm going to teach you how to be good right now. Oh, yes, sure, it's a bad financial decision. I don't really give a fuck. I'm telling you the truth as I've determined it - it's good to send me money. It makes me feel good to fuck you over, and that's really all the good your money needs to create in the world. You go to work to generate that income, and for what? To sit in some shrimp's account? Paypuppy, I could get off to it right now, round zeroes one after the other, and you're letting those dollars sit? Hand it fucking over.