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u/RileyRips — 8 days ago

Seeking advice from flatuent girlies

Do any girls have any tips or tricks on how to deal with being bloated at work?
I work in a small retail store and I’m the ONLY female and there’s literally one shared toilet and the entire day I hold in my farts, sometimes I let one slip in one of the isles and then quickly book it into another isle because they smell so fucking rank I just hope that someone assumes it was someone else. It’s not even like I can fart in the toilet because the smell when I walked out, like imagine if one of the guys walked in straight after me I’d die of embarrassment. I’ve started wearing g strings to work which is a trick I learnt in my school days so atleast it almost completely silences the farts, and if I do let one slip on the toilet I hold some toilet paper against my asshole to muffle the sound. Sometimes I’ll be holding onto them for so long I’ll get anxiety when talking to a customer because I’m afraid one will fucking fall out of my asshole mid conversation lol. I have to bend/squat down constantly to get things from bottom shelves and that’s a trigger so I’m always scared that’s gotta let one out. My stomach is always so tender and bloated by the end of it. Thank god it’s only 5 hours shifts, one time I worked extra (8 hours) and I just rolled out of there, 5 hours seems to be the absolute MAX I can semi hold them in for. Anyway my question is, do any other girls relate and if so what are your strategies? Are there any amazing masking sprays I can carry in my pocket or a supplement to take before work or literally anything? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

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u/RileyRips — 1 month ago

Hoping for some advice from any girls that have excess gas

Do any girls have any tips or tricks on how to deal with being bloated at work?
I work in a small retail store and I’m the ONLY female and there’s literally one shared toilet and the entire day I hold in my farts, sometimes I let one slip in one of the isles and then quickly book it into another isle because they smell so fucking rank I just hope that someone assumes it was someone else. It’s not even like I can fart in the toilet because the smell when I walked out, like imagine if one of the guys walked in straight after me I’d die of embarrassment. I’ve started wearing g strings to work which is a trick I learnt in my school days so atleast it almost completely silences the farts, and if I do let one slip on the toilet I hold some toilet paper against my asshole to muffle the sound. Sometimes I’ll be holding onto them for so long I’ll get anxiety when talking to a customer because I’m afraid one will fucking fall out of my asshole mid conversation lol. I have to bend/squat down constantly to get things from bottom shelves and that’s a trigger so I’m always scared that’s gotta let one out. My stomach is always so tender and bloated by the end of it. Thank god it’s only 5 hours shifts, one time I worked extra (8 hours) and I just rolled out of there, 5 hours seems to be the absolute MAX I can semi hold them in for. Anyway my question is, do any other girls relate and if so what are your strategies? Are there any amazing masking sprays I can carry in my pocket or a supplement to take before work or literally anything? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

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u/RileyRips — 1 month ago

Seeking advice from fluctuant girls (idk where else to post)

Do any girls have any tips or tricks on how to deal with being bloated at work?
I work in a small retail store and I’m the ONLY female and there’s literally one shared toilet and the entire day I hold in my farts, sometimes I let one slip in one of the isles and then quickly book it into another isle because they smell so fucking rank I just hope that someone assumes it was someone else. It’s not even like I can fart in the toilet because the smell when I walked out, like imagine if one of the guys walked in straight after me I’d die of embarrassment. I’ve started wearing g strings to work which is a trick I learnt in my school days so atleast it almost completely silences the farts, and if I do let one slip on the toilet I hold some toilet paper against my asshole to muffle the sound. Sometimes I’ll be holding onto them for so long I’ll get anxiety when talking to a customer because I’m afraid one will fucking fall out of my asshole mid conversation lol. I have to bend/squat down constantly to get things from bottom shelves and that’s a trigger so I’m always scared that’s gotta let one out. My stomach is always so tender and bloated by the end of it. Thank god it’s only 5 hours shifts, one time I worked extra (8 hours) and I just rolled out of there, 5 hours seems to be the absolute MAX I can semi hold them in for. Anyway my question is, do any other girls relate and if so what are your strategies? Are there any amazing masking sprays I can carry in my pocket or a supplement to take before work or literally anything? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

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u/RileyRips — 1 month ago