Hey everyone!

Been working hard on this one for the last few days, and I'm excited to finally share it with you all! A HUGE thanks to u/beegeewanders for adding a bit of professionalism to the intro! I decided to give this one both SFW and NSFW versions to accommodate any of you girls who may be ace, not be in the mood, etc.

For context, in the SFW version, the listener politely declines an invitation for intimacy and they arrange a future date. In the NSFW version, the listener consents to said invitation and sits in the speaker's lap while they make out for a while. The speaker then reaches into the listener's shorts, stimulates her clit, and fingers her to orgasm before a bit of aftercare. They then arrange a future date.

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

You’ve recently moved across the country and have been struggling with how lonely it feels to start over. To help, you hire a helper through Rent-a-Sis to paint your walls. You two make small talk as she works and things take an unexpected turn. Sometimes it's nice to not feel so alone.

CLICK HERE TO ANSWER THE DOOR (SFW)

CLICK HERE TO ANSWER THE DOOR (NSFW)

This content is a work of creative fiction written by u/RoteDisaster and performed by u/RoteDisaster and u/beegeewanders. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

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Kudos to u/Love_Aubrey, big sis is home.

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

You've got the weekend alone with your cooler older sister. After she throws a party, you help her clean up and she realizes how you could make her night even better... well, for her anyway.

CLICK HERE TO GET TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF

This content is a work of creative fiction written by u/Love_Aubrey and performed by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

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I SEE the way some of you debase yourself when you see a strong woman chopping down a tree on tiktok 😤 Seriously though, this was easily one of the trickiest audios I've done from a sound design perspective, but I'm super happy with how it came out! I was sure to make the tree chopping section as long as some sex scenes (for obvious reasons).

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

You and your wife recently bought a nice, peaceful cottage tucked at the edge of the woods. This morning, you bring her fresh lemonade while she works on clearing some trees to make room for the deck she's been planning. Something about watching her work makes you feel as though everything will be alright.

CLICK HERE TO BRING HER LEMONADE

This content is a work of creative fiction written by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

Hey everyone!

It's been a while since I did any F4M noncon, so this one's long overdue!!! Coincidentally I've been wanting to do a more fleshed-out, thoughtful take on somnophilia, so I spent a couple days writing this character. I hope you all enjoy!

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

Your roommate struggles with severe insomnia. She's practically a walking zombie, constantly sullen and irritable, so it's no surprise you two get kicked out of the party early on account of her blowing up at the host for making an abrasive comment towards you. You arrive home late, collapse on the couch, and as you doze off, she vents about her condition while getting increasingly touchy with you.

CLICK HERE TO ARRIVE HOME

This content is a work of creative fiction by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

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This is a judgement-free zone, right??? This is a kink of mine that I decided to bring to life. It's a bit bleak, unconventional, and even reads like an angsty fic at times, but if you listen all the way through, respect to you 🫡 Everyone give a big thanks to u/ButchCody for lending his voice to the clinical personnel on such short notice!

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

You and your sister signed up for what was supposed to be a simple, well-paying study. Instead, you woke up in a freezing cell with nothing but revealing, form-fitting underwear and microchips in your bodies that won't let you climax unless you're physically on top of each other. 11 days in, you're both acting as though everything is normal, but you're both close to breaking.

CLICK HERE TO WAKE UP

This content is a work of creative fiction written by u/RoteDisaster and performed by u/RoteDisaster and u/ButchCody. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

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Got something super different today! Idk about any of you, but I'm missing u/kopaf12686 crazy bad rn 🤧🤧🤧 It's short, but I just had to fill this one.

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

I actually kinda have a date later so—*gluck gluck gluck*

CLICK HERE TO RUN INTO YOUR EX

This content is a work of creative fiction written by u/kopaf12686 and performed by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

Hey everyone!

I'm excited to FINALLY share this one with you all! Got quite a few requests for it, so I spent a handful of days writing, sound designing, and sound polishing everything to make sure it was just right. A huge thanks to the lovely u/beegeewanders for playing the most endearing, ill-fated apprentice! She did amazing and I'm sure you'll all agree. For context, the listener's genitals aren't described in any specific terms, though a transformation section is depicted that grants her a "womb," "ovaries," and "a hole fit for the speaker's cock."

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

You're a formidable mage who has spent the last several years chasing the one thing that magic couldn't give you. Every path to fertility you've pursued has yielded nothing but dead ends and disappointment. So, in an act of desperation, you and your loyal apprentice tear open a portal to a demon's realm. The pact you arrange is simple. One earthly night as her concubine, and she will grant you fertility. You read the contract carefully, wary of tricks, and sign.

CLICK HERE TO BEGIN THE RITUAL

This content is a work of creative fiction written by u/RoteDisaster and performed by u/RoteDisaster and u/beegeewanders. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

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u/mintchocolate1312 made me do it ✋😳🤚 (Script here)

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

It's been more than a week since that fateful night when your sister "accidentally" slipped her cock in you and "accidentally" came inside you. Since then, your sister made you a doctor's appointment to get you on birth control (so nice of her). It's been a week since you started taking them which means that you two can have unprotected sex as soon as tonight. You did forget to take them the past two days, but it's probably not a big deal... Right?

CLICK HERE TO CHILL IN YOUR ROOM

This content is a work of creative fiction written by u/mintchocolate1312 and performed by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

Hey everyone!

Enjoy your dose of unhealthy relationship dynamics 🙏

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

You and your girlfriend have always been foils to one another. You're an innocent, well-meaning guy whereas she tends to be a little reckless and sharp around the edges. Recently, she quit her steady job and started getting into shady work you don't fully understand. It's been putting a real strain on your relationship and you're concerned for her safety. So tonight, when she texts you to meet up at an unfamiliar location so you can "keep her company," you start to feel something's off.

CLICK HERE TO GET IN HER CAR

This content is a work of creative fiction by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

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Peak Script by u/favismavis. The audio is 40 mins long with 30 mins of sleep aid. (Also not me looking at Invincible clips in my dark recording studio mid-performance to figure out the inflection for some of these jokes)

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

Your best friend is staying the night so you guys can get drunk and catch up! Cool and fun and awesome! Surely nothing of a sexual nature is going to occur as a result of this! But wait, is that... the sexiest drink ever manufactured? Could it be? A refreshing can of Sunny D Vodka Seltzer? Oh no! Looks like you're just gonna have to fuck crazy style sorry I don't make the rules...

CLICK HERE TO HANG OUT

This content is a work of creative fiction written by u/favismavis and performed by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

Hey everyone!

Been wanting to depict some fucked up family dynamics lately 🙏

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

It's the night before your big sister leaves town for her new job and she slips into your bedroom because she can't sleep. She vents about the stress of moving, along with how guilty she feels for abandoning you and leaving you alone with your toxic parents. After a heavy conversation, she quietly confesses that she think's she's in love with you. After some back and forth, you two agree to kiss. What's the worst that could happen?

CLICK HERE TO TRY TO SLEEP

This content is a work of creative fiction by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

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Proof that u/ToastyTales doesn't miss.

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

Your possessive athletic roommate needs your help getting ready for her friend’s costume party. She wants to go as a witch, but what kind of witch would she be without her cat? So after you reluctantly agree, she pulls you onto her lap and starts getting you ready, but she seems to like seeing you as a catboy a little too much.

CLICK HERE TO CHILL IN YOUR ROOM

This content is a work of creative fiction written by u/ToastyTales and performed by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

Hey everyone!

Inspired by a meme. IYKYK.

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

You love your hot butch girlfriend to death, but sometimes she can be a little too friendly for her own good. So when she starts flashing that golden retriever smile to some bitch at the party, you drag her to the bathroom, lock the door, pull her pants down, and promptly drain her balls while she tries to play innocent. Hopefully that'll be enough to tame her until you get home.

CLICK HERE TO PULL HER ASIDE

This content is a work of creative fiction by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

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⚠️MINTY IS BACK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT. MINTY IS BACK⚠️ For real though, this script by u/mintchocolate1312 is easily one of the meanest I've filled. To echo the writer's sentiment, take care and potentially steer clear if depictions of abusive relationships aren't for you.

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

After an emotionally abusive relationship, a traumatic breakup, and a year of intense therapy, you're finally ready to put yourself out there! You work up the courage to go on a dinner date with a girl. It goes really well; she's charming, thoughtful, funny, and a really good listener. After a dinner and a few drinks, she asks if you want to drive up to a quiet place up the hill that overlooks the city. You say yes.

CLICK HERE TO SIT IN HER PASSENGER SEAT

This content is a work of creative fiction written by u/mintchocolate1312 and performed by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

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Fleshlight users and those who go to great lengths to avoid touching grass… this one’s for you.

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

Humanity’s greatest scientific achievement of the 21st century was folding spacetime on itself, bridging two points in space. Naturally, they used this breakthrough to accomplish two things: solving the energy crisis, and sexual gratification.

CLICK HERE TO UNBOX

This content is a work of creative fiction by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

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No witty intro today. This one is kinda fucking insane. (Thank you u/amab_rocky for the peak script!)

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

You're staying late at your office job when your coworker confronts you. She sees right through your responsible "working woman" exterior and can tell you're just a mindless subby kitty slut.

CLICK HERE TO PRETEND TO BE A HUMAN

This content is a work of creative fiction written by u/amab_rocky and performed by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.

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I have been summoned 🧍‍♀️ (Thank you u/ForeverRatedM for the peak script!)

Happy listening,

Jade 🖤

Summary

After seeing you trying to slip away from the party, your 'Big Sis' pulls you into her bedroom before you can leave. She says she only wants to comfort you, but years of jealousy, protectiveness, and hidden feelings start spilling out all at once. Tonight, she is done watching other people make you feel unwanted. She is going to show you exactly how badly she wants you… and maybe make sure no one gets the chance to hurt you like that again.

CLICK HERE TO TRY TO LEAVE THE PARTY

This content is a work of creative fiction written by u/ForeverRatedM by u/RoteDisaster. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual.