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It's natural to feel some curiosity beyond your relationship, to glance at someone else and think - if only for a moment - what could have existed between you and them.

Usually, it's objectifying and void of meaning, a fantasy that crosses the mind but does not linger. These are easy to forget.

Sometimes, it's about someone you see more than your partner. A member of your congregation, a lifelong friend, a longtime neighbor, a 'work wifey'.

These fantasies linger.

You and I know each other in one of these ways. You talk about your marriage, I talk about my dating life. It's a lot of drama, with more than a couple stalkers who never got past losing me. It's a lot of perversion as well, retellings of acts done, conquests made, pleasures experienced. There's no question I won't answer at least halfway, and I tease at so much more.

It's clear that I know every button to press, and how and when to press it. Whether that's for my partner's pleasure, or to make them surrender to my own.

How many stories can you hear before wanting to become the next? How long will you deny what you know will feel right?

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This is a roleplay about bad decisions that feel good, about going from living vicariously through my sexcapade stories to becoming one of them.

This is a roleplay that will be set in furtive places and hidden by lies. Work trips, late nights on the job, having me over to your house for dinner with the two of you just to grope me when he's not looking - sending him out to pick up groceries so I can fuck you on his side of the bed.

The question is who we are, how we know each other, and what it is you want from me that your partner just isn't providing.

All details are negotiable. I just want to take you from someone.

Best to just approach with a starter with the context and a self description written written into it! Dive us in and we can settle the rest OOC.

Kinks: Cheating, Sneaky Sex, Public Sex, Dirty Talk, Rough Sex, Degradation, Cum Addiction, Long Blowjobs, Interracial, Faith Play, Orientation Play, Forced Lesbian, Anthro on Human, Incest, Increasingly Perverse/Selfish Relationships, Breeding, Hyperspermia, Pubes, NTR, Fantasy, **Anal**, rimming, worldbuilding, blackmail, invasion of privacy, musk.

I dress like a cowgirl 'cause I live the part, raising and trainin' show horses for rodeos and parades. My lean muscle looks soft and curvy at rest — big round ass, thick thighs, hilly arms and shoulders — but hides a power made for pinning cute darlings up against the wall and pumping raw loads into their tight holes.

We don't get enough pretty Asian girls down here in Texas, and it's just as rare I find a woman who doesn't want to try me out more as a curiosity than as a keeper.

Maybe if'n I put a baby in you, you'll have the sense to stay and be mine. I'll give you a few more than a few if'n that's the case.

I'll admit, the world cup didn't interest me until it was underway. I've learned a lot about football in a short amount of time, enough to respectively differentiate between gridiron football and soccer football, and to have picked up some favorite players from the bunch.

I was rootin' for y'all against Sweden. Haaland is a big fella, and it was nice to see him humbled. Now, I want to celebrate the win with y'all -- either by putting one in your womb or two in your ass~

Come ride a tgirl cowgirl — it's a uniquely American experience, and one you shouldn't go home without knowing.

Kinks: Throat, Breeding, Anal, Interracial, Language Differences, Musk, Sweat, Public Play, Seduction, Playfulness, Rough Sex, much more~

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I'm not as bad as Bear, right? I'm not trying to change who you are, just... match your cravings to my own? The margin for monkey business is much lower on my wish than for *his*, right? I'm a feminist, after all, and I am better for wishing for an outcome that would require a whole rewrite of your personality to accept.

I just... I crave it a lot. I know you think you understand how much I crave it - no doubt you feel my eyes in your winking pucker when I'm hitting it from the back, and I've certainly vocalized my addiction to it plenty - but even my enthusiasm underrates how *much* I crave it.

I've been spoiled in the past, which doesn't help. My first long term steady girlfriend gave it to me just often enough to describe it as 'regularly', and my trans and boi bfs obviously never had any other option. It was the first porn I looked at and came to. It's embedded in my mind as the peak of sexual conquest over a partner and the most thrilling of the common taboos.

I really underestimated how much you hate anal, though, how you do it just to appease me. That's why it's more of a special occasion thing, or something that happens when I buy the best brands of wine.

No longer. Now, it will sit in your rectum like an unwanted itch, something you need my cock grinding at for 30-90 minutes to satisfy. You are too proud to admit to it, at least at first, but as you begin adjusting your diet to do it more often, and push it in my face while I'm giving you head, and moan when. I play with it... you find your stance against it softening, until days start to go by between vaginal without you even realizing.

Our relationship is a 9/10. We share the duties of the household with practiced ease, we look out for each other and offer a sympathetic ear when needed, we encourage each other's interests and temper each other's vices. We call each other wife, even, and someday we'll get around to making it square with the state for tax and medical purposes.

Shamefully, though I'd never admit it to you for fear of making you feel like you're not enough, this is what I need to make it a 10/10. With this wish, my eyes will never wander, I'll never wonder if that pretty girl in the checkout line giving me eyes would take it up the ass more than you. I'll never even need to watch porn again. Every erection and its subsequent load of cum will enter your digestive tract through one end or another. I'll be the happiest girl alive.

At least, that's how I think it will. play out...

Will it? That's up to you to decide.

DM me, wifey. Describe yourself and tell me how you feel about taking a hung girl up to ass 5 to 21times a week, or how your character feels about it. Does this craving feel natural, or does your inhibitions and sensibilities rally against this unnatural desire? Most importantly: come to me with a description of that coveted hole. The more descriptive, the more addicted I'll be to it.

Additional Kinks: Watersports, Hairy, Public, Dirty Talk, Crass Phrasing, Interracial, Worldbuilding, Exotic Anatomy, Horror Comedy, Cute, Age Gaps, Incest, Fantasy Races/Monster Girls, Exotic Anatomy, Hyperspermia, Detailed Blowjobs, Facefucking, Gross Cum, Conversation

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I'm not as bad as Bear, right? I'm not trying to change who you are, just... match your cravings to my own? The margin for monkey business is much lower on my wish than for \*his\*, right? I'm a feminist, after all, and I am better for wishing for an outcome that would require a whole rewrite of your personality to accept.

I just... I crave it a lot. I know you think you understand how much I crave it - no doubt you feel my eyes in your winking pucker when I'm hitting it from the back, and I've certainly vocalized my addiction to it plenty - but even my enthusiasm underrates how \*much\* I crave it.

I've been spoiled in the past, which doesn't help. My first long term steady girlfriend gave it to me just often enough to describe it as 'regularly', and my trans and boi bfs obviously never had any other option. It was the first porn I looked at and came to. It's embedded in my mind as the peak of sexual conquest over a partner and the most thrilling of the common taboos.

I really underestimated how much you hate anal, though, how you do it just to appease me. That's why it's more of a special occasion thing, or something that happens when I buy the best brands of wine.

No longer. Now, it will sit in your rectum like an unwanted itch, something you need my cock grinding at for 30-90 minutes to satisfy. You are too proud to admit to it, at least at first, but as you begin adjusting your diet to do it more often, and push it in my face while I'm giving you head, and moan when. I play with it... you find your stance against it softening, until days start to go by between vaginal without you even realizing.

Our relationship is a 9/10. We share the duties of the household with practiced ease, we look out for each other and offer a sympathetic ear when needed, we encourage each other's interests and temper each other's vices. We call each other wife, even, and someday we'll get around to making it square with the state for tax and medical purposes.

Shamefully, though I'd never admit it to you for fear of making you feel like you're not enough, this is what I need to make it a 10/10. With this wish, my eyes will never wander, I'll never wonder if that pretty girl in the checkout line giving me eyes would take it up the ass more than you. I'll never even need to watch porn again. Every erection and its subsequent load of cum will enter your digestive tract through one end or another. I'll be the happiest girl alive.

At least, that's how I think it will. play out...

Will it? That's up to you to decide.

DM me, wifey. Describe yourself and tell me how you feel about taking a hung girl up to ass 5 to 21times a week, or how your character feels about it. Does this craving feel natural, or does your inhibitions and sensibilities rally against this unnatural desire? Most importantly: come to me with a description of that coveted hole. The more descriptive, the more addicted I'll be to it.

Additional Kinks: Watersports, Hairy, Public, Dirty Talk, Crass Phrasing, Interracial, Worldbuilding, Exotic Anatomy, Horror Comedy, Cute, Age Gaps, Incest, Fantasy Races/Monster Girls, Exotic Anatomy, Hyperspermia, Detailed Blowjobs, Facefucking, Gross Cum, Conversation

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I'm not as bad as Bear, right? I'm not trying to change who you are, just... match your cravings to my own? The margin for monkey business is much lower on my wish than for \*his\*, right? I'm a feminist, after all, and I am better for wishing for an outcome that would require a whole rewrite of your personality to accept.

I just... I crave it a lot. I know you think you understand how much I crave it - no doubt you feel my eyes in your winking pucker when I'm hitting it from the back, and I've certainly vocalized my addiction to it plenty - but even my enthusiasm underrates how \*much\* I crave it.

I've been spoiled in the past, which doesn't help. My first long term steady girlfriend gave it to me just often enough to describe it as 'regularly', and my trans and boi bfs obviously never had any other option. It was the first porn I looked at and came to. It's embedded in my mind as the peak of sexual conquest over a partner and the most thrilling of the common taboos.

I really underestimated how much you hate anal, though, how you do it just to appease me. That's why it's more of a special occasion thing, or something that happens when I buy the best brands of wine.

No longer. Now, it will sit in your rectum like an unwanted itch, something you need my cock grinding at for 30-90 minutes to satisfy. You are too proud to admit to it, at least at first, but as you begin adjusting your diet to do it more often, and push it in my face while I'm giving you head, and moan when. I play with it... you find your stance against it softening, until days start to go by between vaginal without you even realizing.

Our relationship is a 9/10. We share the duties of the household with practiced ease, we look out for each other and offer a sympathetic ear when needed, we encourage each other's interests and temper each other's vices. We call each other wife, even, and someday we'll get around to making it square with the state for tax and medical purposes.

Shamefully, though I'd never admit it to you for fear of making you feel like you're not enough, this is what I need to make it a 10/10. With this wish, my eyes will never wander, I'll never wonder if that pretty girl in the checkout line giving me eyes would take it up the ass more than you. I'll never even need to watch porn again. Every erection and its subsequent load of cum will enter your digestive tract through one end or another. I'll be the happiest girl alive.

At least, that's how I think it will. play out...

Will it? That's up to you to decide.

DM me, wifey. Describe yourself and tell me how you feel about taking a hung girl up to ass 5 to 21times a week, or how your character feels about it. Does this craving feel natural, or does your inhibitions and sensibilities rally against this unnatural desire? Most importantly: come to me with a description of that coveted hole. The more descriptive, the more addicted I'll be to it.

Additional Kinks: Watersports, Hairy, Public, Dirty Talk, Crass Phrasing, Interracial, Worldbuilding, Exotic Anatomy, Horror Comedy, Cute, Age Gaps, Incest, Fantasy Races/Monster Girls, Exotic Anatomy, Hyperspermia, Detailed Blowjobs, Facefucking, Gross Cum, Conversation

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Baseball cap on backwards with the bill tilted up to the max as I yank your ponytail to slam your plump and muscular flanks back against my hips. Sports bra pulled up with one freckled tit free of your wifebeater and wobbling with every bowel-warping thrust. Loose jersey shorts tucked under your cheeks and suspended between your thighs as your hairy cunt is beaten pink by a set of musky nuts so low-slung that you're getting your clit spanked with every swing of my hips.

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Your father might not approve of your way of life, but your Daddy loves you for it. She's butch when she's working and femme the rest of the time, but whether she's pulling her musky cock over the top of her paint-stained jeans or out from under her dress, your task is the same: swallow it until your breath stinks like sacksweat and your belly is full of hot cum.

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She's happy to treat you like one of the boys -- gaming, landscaping, outdoor sports, and fucking you hard up the ass like it's the only option.

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It ain't so bad being gay in the country if you live in the right parts, and the backwoods of NorCal counts as being the right part. Sure, there's plenty of asshole hicks, but at the local Walmart you'll see a surprising amount of trans people going both ways down the gender spectrum, as well as a whole lot of butch lesbians and GNC bi-boys.

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I like taking the dirt roads and the back roads, both with my truck and with my Tomboiwife. I like watersports down at the reservoir. I like shoving ice cubes in your mouth and cooling my balls in your throat while enjoying a beer after changing my oil or baling hay.

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What's your favorite part of this life together? What fantasies or memories get your clit throbbing and your asshole clenching?

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Tell me about them~ Let's build a fun scene in celebration of Father's Day.

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Kinks: Anal, Orgasm Denial, Forced Orgasm, Interracial, Unique Characters, Exotic Anatomy, Sweat, Musk, Watersports, Incest, Age or Culture Contrast, Country Girls, Chastity, Plugs and Other Toys

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If your parents knew how you were wasting your education bouncing on my dick instead of studying, they'd bring you home immediately. You have multiple assignments past-due, yet here you are two-handing my dick while you suck-shine my heavy, musky balls. You're here because you're smart, I'm here because I'm in the university's basketball team, the Tritons.

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You should have more dignity than this. You should at least have enough pride to ask me to shave myself everywhere I want you to lick, but ever since our first "date", when I was all sweaty from a match and you were looking at me with stars in your eyes, you've been unable to get my words, "lick me where I'm hairy" out of your head.

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Until you got here, you thought you were straight. You thought futa were a weird American quirk. You're a convert now, and the idea of going back to your homeland, where futa must live covertly or are expected to have female sexual assignment surgery, feels... Depressing.

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Much better to hitch your wagon to mine, tongue crammed against my taint to massage my prostate through the musky fuzz of shirt hairs.

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Maybe it's the addiction talking, but it's all worth it — the constantly gaped butthole, the frequently hoarse voice forcing a Californian vocal fry into you, the ropes of cum splattered over and inside of you. You remember your more dignified times with boredom, and are much more interested in finding new ways to be my addiction in return.

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So, tell me, where did you come from? What are you studying? What addicts you most to me?

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Kinks: Toxic romance, Sweat, Musk, Body Hair, Interracial, Raceplay, Language Barriers, Sneaky Sex, Cuckoldry, Breeding, Anal Impreg, Painal, Gross Cum, Watersports, Vulgar Fucktalk, and so much more~

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Have you resigned yourself to this fate yet, or are you still telling yourself that you'll somehow talk me into something more equitable that doesn't involve having to tailor your diet and hygiene around my cock so you're always ready for me?

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It's not that it doesn't feel good. Unfortunately I've given you the best orgasms of your life while turning your bowels into a slack gape. It's that being anal only is a life of unexpected humiliations. It's a wet bubbling drooling out of you at inopportune times, it's being inflamed and swollen and sore in the most degrading way, it's giving in to the influence of porn.

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Approach me by telling me something else you hate about it, and by telling me about the dream girl who could talk you into it anyway. Bonus points if you give me a nice description of your cheeks and holes.

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Some Ideas:

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- You're in love with a family member and it's the only birth control she trusts to prevent inbred pregnancy.

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- Your catch of a girlfriend only ever dated femboys and tgirls before you, and is just not that into pussy.

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- A staunch feminist enjoys being put in her place when a women does it, and relishes giving something to a woman that she thinks men don't deserve.

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- You originally loved it, actually, but your pussy is drooling like crazy and demands my cock, and you never expected the anal to be so relentless and rough... your ass needs a break, and I'm not giving it one.

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- You, the reader, somehow read this far despite hating the title, and decide to message me to tell me everything that's fucked up about me wanting to fuck your ass. I will convince you the error of your ways

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Kinks: Anal, Rimming, Bondage, Bimboification, Painal, Affection, Degradation, Painal, Raceplay, Generational Differences, Incest, Adventure, Mirrors, Blackmail, Prolapse, Porn, Body Hair

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Have you resigned yourself to this fate yet, or are you still telling yourself that you'll somehow talk me into something more equitable that doesn't involve having to tailor your diet and hygiene around my cock so you're always ready for me?

It's not that it doesn't feel good. Unfortunately I've given you the best orgasms of your life while turning your bowels into a slack gape. It's that being anal only is a life of unexpected humiliations. It's a wet bubbling drooling out of you at inopportune times, it's being inflamed and swollen and sore in the most degrading way, it's giving in to the influence of porn.

Approach me by telling me something else you hate about it, and by telling me about the dream girl who could talk you into it anyway. Bonus points if you give me a nice description of your cheeks and holes.

Some Ideas:

- You're in love with a family member and it's the only birth control she trusts to prevent inbred pregnancy.

-Your catch of a girlfriend only ever dated femboys and tgirls before you, and is just not that into pussy.

- A staunch feminist enjoys being put in her place when a women does it, and relishes giving something to a woman that she thinks men don't deserve.

- You originally loved it, actually, but your pussy is drooling like crazy and demands my cock, and you never expected the anal to be so relentless and rough... your ass needs a break, and I'm not giving it one.

- You, the reader, somehow read this far despite hating the title, and decide to message me to tell me everything that's fucked up about me wanting to fuck your ass. I will convince you the error of your ways

Kinks: Anal, Rimming, Bondage, Bimboification, Painal, Affection, Degradation, Painal, Raceplay, Generational Differences, Incest, Adventure, Mirrors, Blackmail, Prolapse, Porn, Body Hair

My urinal dyke is a good bitch and deserves a lot of love and use, so something for the girls with cunts and cocks alike.

There's a preamble of gratitude, followed by a description of the gift and guide on how to use it. At the end is a bunch of gay love letters.

Moids remember: You get nothing. This gift is exclusively installed in the women's bathroom of the sub's punk rave bar. Fuck off. Leave the post.

Gratitude:

This sub has been a wonderful niche away from a transphobic world. Simply having TNWO in my bio has revealed just how many curious cuntgirls have needed an outlet for the chaser thoughts they're too polite to air IRL, and how many of them are waiting for an opportunity to throw their man aside for Bulls like me. It tickles the intrigue of the lonely housewives 6 years into a marriage with an average lout of a man, the kind of woman who only wants to spend other time with women and by Goddess she wants some dick. She's heard about T-Girls and harbors a crush, but she is an Ally ✊ and a Feminist foremost, and she's determined not to fetishize us.

I've found them, they've found me. I've given permission to their cravings. I've taught them that there are tops and bottoms, that it's okay to want to give herself to the rare goddess like me who will eagerly use her to her fullest in all the ways she's ashamed to crave and to accept nothing less from future lovers. Women deserve to get fucked right. They deserve to enjoy their fucked up desires in a safe haven.

I've been found by the curious lesbians, the ones who aren't sure if I count as losing their gold star. I don't think so — that would imply a man could give her what I did, and we both know that such a thing simply isn't possible — but I'm happy to play pretend if it makes them squirt.

I've been found by the shy dolls, who worry that this place implies that, despite their wishes, they are expected to top. With fingers in their hair and a hand gripping at their hip I've shown them that they only ever need to bottom, that our superiority is a matter of the immediacy of our rights and the ushering in the era beyond patriarchy rather than a biological essentialism of "have cock, will top".

*Don't worry, doll, I top enough for a dozen of you. Relax. Breath. Deeper. You only have to do what you wish. You decide the woman you are, and I'll eat and shit out anyone who demands you be anything else.*

I've been found by a dozen types, and a dozen without types. I don't even need to evangelize for them to want in on this. It speaks to something deep within

# The gift

So, as a gift, I present u/Writerfriendyay to the sub. She's my urinal, my fire hydrant, the bitch I bathe in the golden kombucha of my bladder.

Actually, I misspoke. She's \***our**\* urinal. Leashed up in the corner of the women's bathroom and drinking whatever we offer her. She loves pussy. She loves gock. Use her right here in the comments or in her DMs. She'll respond to the women who put passion into their approach. Rub your gash on her face while you relieve yourself. Clean your gock down her throat as you pour right into her belly.

I've decorated her corner to be a shrine to our urinal goddess. There's a figure of a female Kappa next to her — white stone marbled with gold to match how her pale skin looks with our urine coursing across it. Like her, it's bottom heavy and seated right on the tile floor. Did you know kappas die if you don't keep them wet? Treat or urinal as equally amphibious and in need of staying wet.

**I've laminated love letters to the walls. Read them while you relieve yourself:**

# Gay Letter 1 - Right above and behind our urinal

Hey there, fire hydrant! I think of you when I piss. Is that romantic? I feel like it is if it's you. I'm so glad I live so close to this bar, but even when I'm draining my bladder into porcelain instead.

I like the way it glistens inside your mouth. I like hearing it gurgle like pop rocks as my stream dies down just at the top of your tonsils.

I've decided to put these love letters all over your stall so you can read them when you're not answering someone's call of nature. I'm laminating them onto the walls. I'll leave you little shrines and beads. You'll be my holy and golden snowbunny. Gold spreads over pale like striations of gold in marble, did you know that?

These porcelain urinals don't slurp me clean like you do :( They don't remark on the taste, or flutter their eyes at me. or make a show of swallowing. They don't cling possessively to my shaft with determination in their eyes, demanding I drain my sack next.

Five stars. Best urinal in the city.

# Gay Letter 2 -- By the sink

Honestly it kind of pisses me off when I show up and you don't smell like me. Don't worry. I'm not mad at you, I just need to find the bitch with a stronger piss perfume than what I give you and... Idk fuck her or blow her or something, and lowkey get her to drink more water so my scent remains on you for longer.

But also sometimes I'm like "Oh shit I know that smell. Like tangerine kombucha. Catherine? I think that was, or Eli?"

I should call her again. Maybe I'll just lean into your mouth for a few minutes while I text her and see what she's up to tonight.

# Gay Letter 3 - Off to the Side

My legs are crossed, sack and cock cradled in my lap above my thighs. When you have a cock, the need to pee is felt right at the tip. I think it's because there's fluid tension trembling behind a membrane down in there somewhere, and it makes a trembling feeling travel to the tip by hydraulics or something. Either way, if I focus on it, it reminds me of the moment right before orgasm, when it feels like an immense pressure in my loins finally pops.

If I focus on it too much, I'll piss myself. I've never done it, but I can tell I would. It's like edging for pissing, either way, and makes the release that much better.

When I just flop it in your mouth and let it sit for a couple minutes before pissing, I'm focusing on that edging.

One of these days I'll figure out how to piss and jizz at the same time. Can you imagine how that would taste?

(Trivia for the reader - the whole time I've when this invitation, she's been describing worship in my DMs of how she would try to get a Golden Orgasm out of me. She can only stop when I'm done writing all this, and I'll write her reward)

# Gay Letter - 4 - Posted by the Statuette of the Kappa

I had to order it from Japan, but I think it's a perfect addition to your little urinal corner of the dyke restroom, where there's a shower drain from when this building used to be a public gym. Your spot is really starting to look like a shrine. I love the graffiti others have started to add too. Really starting to look like a garbage shrine to a piss princess.

Do you know the lore behind the kappa? A river yokai that dies or is banished if she doesn't keep her chalice full of water. Usually it's on her head. She is also known to try and steal people's souls by sticking her arm up their ass. Seeing as how you get pissed in so much you're practically amphibious, I thought a little buttslut frog girl was perfect for you.

Seriously, it's pathetic that you're on here gooning to this. You could have been a doctor, or an engineer, or a wealthy internet celebrity. Instead you're just a useless NEET leech that she doesn't talk about even to her friends.

Your original father must have been pretty pathetic, but maybe some time in my balls will make you worthwhile the next time around.

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Don't count on it, you're her first cisgirl partner for several relationships, now.

Have you resigned yourself to this fate yet, or are you still telling yourself that you'll somehow talk me into something more equitable that doesn't involve having to tailor your diet and hygiene around my cock to ensure you're always ready for me?

It's not that it doesn't feel good. Unfortunately I've given you the best orgasms of your life while turning your bowels into a slack gape. It's that being anal only is a life of unexpected humiliations. It's a wet bubbling drooling out of you at inopportune times, it's being inflamed and swollen and sore in the most degrading way, it's giving in to the influence of porn.

Approach me by telling me something else you hate about it, and by telling me about the dream girl who could talk you into it anyway. Bonus points if you give me a nice description of your cheeks and holes.

Some Ideas:

- You're in love with a family member and it's the only birth control she trusts to prevent inbred pregnancy.

- Your catch of a girlfriend only ever dated femboys and tgirls before you, and is just not into pussy.

- A staunch feminist enjoys being put in her place when a women does it, and relishes giving something to a woman that she thinks men don't deserve.

- You originally loved it, actually, but your pussy is drooling like crazy and demands my cock, and you never expected the anal to be so relentless and rough... your ass needs a break, and I'm not giving it one.

- You, the reader, somehow read this far despite agreeing with the title, and decide to message me to tell me everything that's fucked up about me wanting to fuck your ass.i will convince you the error of your ways

Kinks: Anal, Rimming, Bondage, Bimboification, Painal, Affection, Degradation, Painal, Raceplay, Generational Differences, Incest, Adventure, Mirrors, Blackmail, Prolapse, Porn

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A big claim deserves big stories, and I have plenty to back up my title. I'm a mestizo woman, body an artistic patchwork of honey gold and pale cream divided by tan lines. Legs for days, hair like Alanis Morisette, voice a gentle, drawling bastard of the Midwest and Valley Girl accents. My lips form a beautiful Cupid's bow but my smile is more that of a wolf — my eyes even turn gold in the sunlight.

My hobbies include corrupting housewives into chasers, using other Dolls in every way that gives them euphoria, fucking T-boys in the ass, and wooing pretty ethnic girls into letting me paint them in my cum.

My idea of fun is the wilderness, reality TV, horror stories, sci fi romance, board games, painting, wrestling, video essays, clubbing, and video games.

I've had over a thousand role-plays over two decades of play. I know your kinks like the back of my cock. I've fucked in 6 countries. My porn tastes usually involves cuties showing off their assholes and getting pounded in them, or throats dutifully wrapped around shafts that make even mine look modest.

I need someone to entertain me, someone I can drive insane with lust.

I don't send my own pictures -- this is my place to be anonymous, but I have plenty of porn to share.

Let's chat? I want to break your mind.

The TWNO has given me so much in a small amount of time. I have a gift in return, something for the girls with cunts and cocks alike. There's a preamble of gratitude, followed by a description of the gift and guide on how to use it. At the end is a bunch of gay love letters.

Moids remember: You get nothing. This gift is exclusively installed in the women's bathroom of the sub's punk rave bar. Fuck off. Leave the post.

Anyway, just a scant mention in my bio paired with the occasional post here has the cissy chasers of his sub prostrating themselves in my inbox, begging to be my anal-only concubines and personal breeders.

But it reaches further than that, into my interactions with other subs. It tickles the intrigue of the lonely housewives 6 years into a marriage with an average lout of a man, the kind of woman who only wants to spend other time with women and by Goddess she wants some dick. She's heard about T-Girls and harbors a crush, but she is an Ally ✊ and a Feminist foremost, and she's determined not to fetishize us.

I've found them, they've found me. I've given permission to their cravings. I've taught them that there are tops and bottoms, that it's okay to want to give herself to the rare goddess like me who will eagerly use her to her fullest in all the ways she's ashamed to crave and to accept nothing less from future lovers. Women deserve to get fucked right. They deserve to enjoy their fucked up desires in a safe haven.

I've been found by the curious lesbians, the ones who aren't sure if I count as losing their gold star. I don't think so — that would imply a man could give her what I did, and we both know that such a thing simply isn't possible — but I'm happy to play pretend if it makes them squirt.

I've been found by the shy dolls, who worry that this place implies that, despite their wishes, they are expected to top. With fingers in their hair and a hand gripping at their hip I've shown them that they only ever need to bottom, that our superiority is a matter of the immediacy of our rights and the ushering in the era beyond patriarchy rather than a biological essentialism of "have cock, will top".

Don't worry, doll, I top enough for a dozen of you. Relax. Breath. Deeper. You only have to do what you wish. You decide the woman you are, and I'll eat and shit out anyone who demands you be anything else.

I've been found by a dozen types, and a dozen without types. I don't even need to evangelize for them to want in on this. It speaks to something deep within

The gift

So, as a gift, I present u/Writerfriendyay to the sub. She's my urinal, my fire hydrant, the bitch I bathe in the golden kombucha of my bladder.

Actually, I misspoke. She's *our* urinal. Leashed up in the corner of the women's bathroom and drinking whatever we offer her. She loves pussy. She loves gock. Use her right here in the comments or in her DMs. She'll respond to the women who put passion into their approach. Rub your gash on her face while you relieve yourself. Clean your gock down her throat as you pour right into her belly.

I've decorated her corner to be a shrine to our urinal goddess. There's a figure of a female Kappa next to her — white stone marbled with gold to match how her pale skin looks with our urine coursing across it. Like her, it's bottom heavy and seated right on the tile floor. Did you know kappas die if you don't keep them wet? Treat or urinal as equally amphibious and in need of staying wet.

I've laminated love letters to the walls. Read them while you relieve yourself:

Gay Letter 1 - Right above and behind our urinal

Hey there, fire hydrant! I think of you when I piss. Is that romantic? I feel like it is if it's you. I'm so glad I live so close to this bar, but even when I'm draining my bladder into porcelain instead.

I like the way it glistens inside your mouth. I like hearing it gurgle like pop rocks as my stream dies down just at the top of your tonsils.

I've decided to put these love letters all over your stall so you can read them when you're not answering someone's call of nature. I'm laminating them onto the walls. I'll leave you little shrines and beads. You'll be my holy and golden snowbunny. Gold spreads over pale like striations of gold in marble, did you know that?

These porcelain urinals don't slurp me clean like you do :( They don't remark on the taste, or flutter their eyes at me. or make a show of swallowing. They don't cling possessively to my shaft with determination in their eyes, demanding I drain my sack next.

Five stars. Best urinal in the city.

Gay Letter 2 -- By the sink

Honestly it kind of pisses me off when I show up and you don't smell like me. Don't worry. I'm not mad at you, I just need to find the bitch with a stronger piss perfume than what I give you and... Idk fuck her or blow her or something, and lowkey get her to drink more water so my scent remains on you for longer.

But also sometimes I'm like "Oh shit I know that smell. Like tangerine kombucha. Catherine? I think that was, or Eli?"

I should call her again. Maybe I'll just lean into your mouth for a few minutes while I text her and see what she's up to tonight.

Gay Letter 3 - Off to the Side

My legs are crossed, sack and cock cradled in my lap above my thighs. When you have a cock, the need to pee is felt right at the tip. I think it's because there's fluid tension trembling behind a membrane down in there somewhere, and it makes a trembling feeling travel to the tip by hydraulics or something. Either way, if I focus on it, it reminds me of the moment right before orgasm, when it feels like an immense pressure in my loins finally pops.

If I focus on it too much, I'll piss myself. I've never done it, but I can tell I would. It's like edging for pissing, either way, and makes the release that much better.

When I just flop it in your mouth and let it sit for a couple minutes before pissing, I'm focusing on that edging.

One of these days I'll figure out how to piss and jizz at the same time. Can you imagine how that would taste?

(Trivia for the reader - the whole time I've when this invitation, she's been describing worship in my DMs of how she would try to get a Golden Orgasm out of me. She can only stop when I'm done writing all this, and I'll write her reward)

Gay Letter - 4 - Posted by the Statuette of the Kappa

I had to order it from Japan, but I think it's a perfect addition to your little urinal corner of the dyke restroom, where there's a shower drain from when this building used to be a public gym. Your spot is really starting to look like a shrine. I love the graffiti others have started to add too. Really starting to look like a garbage shrine to a piss princess.

Do you know the lore behind the kappa? A river yokai that dies or is banished if she doesn't keep her chalice full of water. Usually it's on her head. She is also known to try and steal people's souls by sticking her arm up their ass. Seeing as how you get pissed in so much you're practically amphibious, I thought a little buttslut frog girl was perfect for you.

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A knot, a sheath, a stink you smell from the other room. Everyone knows that hyenas are nasty, shameless party girls, bullies looking to get their dicks dirty or to get put in their place by a proper shestud.

Hi! I'm Kass, and I'm in my bitch era! What's that mean? It means I want some hot skank with a heart of gold and hairy pits to see me as the sack huffing cockmop I am.

I'm looking for semi-realistic, gross fun with hotties with hyperspermic loads gone half rancid while backed up in her swollen nuts. I want you to play with your ears, to shove my snout up your ass and tease me for being the pervert I am. I want to cuddle on the couch and floss with your pubes while you tell me about your day and the hookups whose stains I'm sucking off your shaft.

It doesn't take a stud to own me. Gooner neets, shy girlystuds, anthro men and women, and FtFu transitioned girls still figuring out how to use their dicks are all welcome. You don't even need a cock at all, so long as you've got BDE to back it up.

Kinks: Sweat, Musk, Smegma, Bondage, Watersports, Taurs, Anthro, Vore (AV, CV, UB, Full Tour, Endo, Disposal), Dominant Prey Species, Humans, Hairy, Rimming, Anal, Painal, Vulgar Fucktalk, Top Tier Writing, Porn Swaps, Worldbuilding, Interracial, Making Porn, Blackmail, Bad Ends, Good Ends

Limits: Gore, Heavy Scat, Boring Conversationalists, Lack of Grammar or Effort, Passive Doms

*Don't count on it, you're her first cuntgirl partner for several relationships, now.*

Have you resigned yourself to this fate yet, or are you still telling yourself that you'll somehow talk me into something more equitable that doesn't involve having to tailor your diet and hygiene around my cock to ensure you're always ready for me?

It's not that it doesn't feel good. Unfortunately I've given you the best orgasms of your life while turning your bowels into a slack gape. It's that being anal only is a life of unexpected humiliations. It's a wet bubbling drooling out of you at inopportune times, it's being inflamed and swollen and sore in the most degrading way, it's giving in to the influence of porn.

Approach me by telling me something else you hate about it, and by telling me about the dream girl who could talk you into it anyway. Bonus points if you give me a nice description of your cheeks and holes.

Some Ideas:

- You're in love with a family member and it's the only birth control she trusts to prevent inbred pregnancy.

- Your catch of a girlfriend only ever dated femboys and tgirls before you, and is just not into pussy.

- A staunch feminist enjoys being put in her place when a women does it, and relishes giving something to a woman that she thinks men don't deserve.

- You originally loved it, actually, but your pussy is drooling like crazy and demands my cock, and you never expected the anal to be so relentless and rough... your ass needs a break, and I'm not giving it one.

- You, the reader, somehow read this far despite agreeing with the title, and decide to message me to tell me everything that's fucked up about me wanting to fuck your ass.i will convince you the error of your ways

Kinks: Anal, Rimming, Bondage, Bimboification, Painal, Affection, Degradation, Painal, Raceplay, Generational Differences, Incest, Adventure, Mirrors, Blackmail, Prolapse, Porn