Hiring: Tech Internships/Referrals/Fresher Roles – But Only If You Can Handle the Interview 🔥
Yo, desperate freshers and clout-chasing girls in tech – listen up.
I’m the unhinged dude who actually delivers: referrals, internships, off-campus placements, the whole cheat code. I got the connections, you got the… potential.
But I’m not running a charity.
Strict rules, take it or leave it:
• Strictly real females only. M2F welcome too if you’re hot and committed.
• Age: below 23. No dusty 24+ aunties wasting my time.
• First: we chat online. No dry “hi sir” bullshit. No timepass. Bring vibe, confidence, intelligence, filthy humor, and zero filter. Impress me with your personality or get ghosted.
• If you actually turn me on with that energy? Offline interview/hookup. 2-3 hours max. You satisfy me physically – good head, enthusiastic energy, no starfish bullshit – and I’ll actually push your resume like I owe you money.
Bring your skills, attitude, and a soaked resume. I’ll bring the dominant energy and the job offers.
Dark humor mandatory. Virgin energy not tolerated. If you’re down for chaotic, toxic-funny, straight-up savage vibes… DM me.
Genuinely interested peeps only. Everyone else can keep scrolling and crying about “no opportunities.”
Let’s see if you can actually handle the interview, princess 😈
(Mods this is satire, chill)