u/SaltAndScratch360

Tapi dinas nya ke Perth 😐 HO ga mau pindah ke Sydney atau Melbourne kah? Atau ga ke Bali deh biar semangat.

Aku konsul dokter bedah, ditanya “kamu mau segede apa?” Aku jawab, “200cc implant lah dok. Ga usah gede2” Eeehhhh langsung kena ceramah. Katanya badan aku petite, punya payudara gede malah ga proporsional, bra nya bisa jadi FF cup. Ah, baru kali ini aku bayar konsultasi dokter cuma buat kena omel.
Boobs job? No boobs job?

Full on pleasure sih sebenernya.
Makan2 sampe bloated ✅
Shopping sampe bokek ✅
ML sampe nyut2an ✅
Anal 👎
Nyaris 3some 🙊
Makan gaji buta 🤑

Edit to add:
‘Kay guys… I am extremely hungover right now. Taking a day off work and will be bed rotting for the foreseeable future. Please continue sending compliments and general admiration. My recovery depends upon it. Thank you 🥲

Udah hampir jam 4 sore. Males liat email. Males meeting. Masih juga belum bisa kasih akses “jalan belakang” 😔

1st photo: January 2026. I remember that bruise on my left cheek was from skiing. I fell oh so gracefully that day.

2nd photo: June 2026. No bruising in sight. Maybe need a different kind of bruise 🥲

Guuuyyyssss….compliments from strangers on the internet hit different and I’m not ashamed to admit it. You’re the best!

Now, serious question. What the best type of lube you use for…entering the back door?

Feminism at its finest 💝

Hubby likes it. Suits me he said. I think I should try some other styles…no?

And I have no idea what it is…