u/ScarletSlipstream

Just kidding, it’s recovery day at the gym. But work finished early and I need a dick to ride. Can’t even remember the last time I got finger banged or the last time my tits got sucked. Let’s spend the afternoon getting to know each other (over call or coffee?) then shake the sheets tonight.

Me:
Single | 27 | Brunette | Glasses | Has a variety of hobbies to yap about | 5’3 | Physically active | Medium physique | Bitchy, straightforward, and knows what she wants | Horny | Sloppy blowjob enjoyer | Firm and juicy 36B cups | Trimmed pussy | Makati City | Kinks: age gap/daddy kink, tit worship, dirty talks, rough fucking

You:
Single | at least 27 years old | Got a suspiciously large amount of time on your hands today | Tall (>5’9) | Will use condoms | Dominant and hard fucker | Working professional | Physically active, emotionally and mentally stable | Filthy, dirty talker| Non-vanilla, match my freak! | Can drive & willing to travel

No hard preferences on the physicalities but it would be a bonus if you’re a tall, chubuff cutie. Or moreno. Or if you wear glasses. I would gladly kneel.

Please DM me your short but DETAILED intro. I am not particularly nice to random, low-effort, vague messages. You must be willing to swap photos. See ya!

Happy Wednesday. I have zero brain cells left so I’ll make this short. Car fun tonight, please?
Would love to turn my brain off and just have some quick and hot fucking

I am
Makati-based | 27 | Brunette | Single | 5’3 | BMI normal | Curvy | Horny | Sloppy blowjob enthusiast | 36B cups | Trimmed pussy | Kinks: age gap/daddy kink, tit worship, dirty talks, rough fucking

NSFW:
Been called innocent looking
Friends say I have pornstar tits: round and perky with small nips
Loves getting fingered and having my tits sucked
Looks bitchy on the outside, but will kneel and suck dick sloppily
- Submissive: loves being tied up, groping, spanking, choking, light hair pulling

About you:
Free tonight at around 9:00PM
Has a ride and a box of condoms
At least 5’9
Male, at least 25 years of age
Single

If you don’t tick the ‘About you’ boxes, please don’t bother. If you’re married/in a relationship, please don’t bother. If you’re a couple, please don’t bother.

But if you do tick the boxes, hit me up with a detailed intro, send a photo, slide into my DMs and let’s check if you’ll also slide into this pussy tonight.

Happy Wednesday. I have zero brain cells left so I’ll make this short. Car fun tonight, please?
Would love to turn my brain off and just have some quick and hot fucking

I am
Makati-based | 27 | Brunette | Single | 5’3 | BMI normal | Curvy | Horny | Sloppy blowjob enthusiast | 36B cups | Trimmed pussy | Kinks: age gap/daddy kink, tit worship, dirty talks, rough fucking

NSFW:
Been called innocent looking
Friends say I have pornstar tits: round and perky with small nips
Loves getting fingered and having my tits sucked
Looks bitchy on the outside, but will kneel and suck dick sloppily
- Submissive: loves being tied up, groping, spanking, choking, light hair pulling

About you:
Free tonight at around 9:00PM
Has a ride and a box of condoms
At least 5’9
Male, at least 25 years of age
Single

If you don’t tick the ‘About you’ boxes, please don’t bother. If you’re married/in a relationship, please don’t bother. If you’re a couple, please don’t bother.

But if you do tick the boxes, hit me up with a detailed intro, send a photo, slide into my DMs and let’s check if you’ll also slide into this pussy tonight.

I’m heading out to Poblacion tonight for a pizza watchparty for Eala vs. Paolini. Feeling lonely so i’m just here for some sfw chats/meet-up

About me
- 27, biological woman, 5’3, normal BMI with a curvy physique
- Lasallian, Makati-based, corporate slave with a nerdy job
- Single, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink
- Soft on the inside, sarcastic on the outside
- Ferrari fan so I know heartbreak (and I’m delulu)
- Affectionate and flirty with the right person
- When I’m not staying active, I enjoy quieter pleasures like getting lost in a cheesy romance book, journaling, watercolor painting or arranging flowers.

About you:
Ideally, you have time tonight at around 8:00pm. Punctuality and respect for other people’s time is sexy
Male, at least 25 years of age
Funny and converses well

I hope your Monday is treating you right! Message me with a detailed intro, or just about anything beyond hi/hello. Let’s plan for later, see ya

I’m heading out to Poblacion tonight for some pizza watch party for Eala vs. Paolini. Feeling lonely so just here for some sfw chats/meet-up

About me
- 27, biological woman, 5’3, normal BMI with a curvy physique
- Lasallian, Makati-based, corporate slave with a nerdy job
- Single, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink
- Soft on the inside, sarcastic on the outside
- Ferrari fan so I know heartbreak (and I’m delulu)
- Affectionate and flirty with the right person
- When I’m not staying active, I enjoy quieter pleasures like getting lost in a cheesy romance book, journaling, watercolor painting or arranging flowers.

About you:
Ideally, you have time tonight at around 8:00pm. Punctuality and respect for other people’s time is sexy
Male, at least 25 years of age
Funny and converses well

I hope your Monday is treating you right! Message me with a detailed intro, or just about anything beyond hi/hello. Let’s plan for later, see ya

What: Dinner and Carfun
When: Tonight
Where: Makati
Why: Ovulation
Who: Me and You- hygienic, single&unmarried, tall, EXPERIENCED biological male of legal age with a car and a box of condoms

Me:
| 27 | Looks like a b*tch, is a b*tch | Single & loves to mingle | 5’3 | Curvy | Horny | Sloppy blowjob advocate | 36B cups | Tits sucking enjoyer | Trimmed pussy | Kinks: age gap/daddy kink, tit worship, dirty talks, rough fucking

Make me squirt and I’ll give you the best blowjob of your life.

DM me your short but DETAILED intro. You must be willing to swap photos. You can send first, will appreciate it. If you have nothing to say but “Hi/Hello”, don’t bother. See ya 🐊

What: Dinner and Carfun
When: Tonight
Where: Makati
Why: Ovulation
Who: Me and You- hygienic, single&unmarried, tall, EXPERIENCED biological male of legal age with a car and a box of condoms

Me:
| 27 | Looks like a b*tch, is a b*tch | Single & loves to mingle | 5’3 | Curvy | Horny | Sloppy blowjob advocate | 36B cups | Tits sucking enjoyer | Trimmed pussy | Kinks: age gap/daddy kink, tit worship, dirty talks, rough fucking

Make me squirt and I’ll give you the best blowjob of your life.

DM me your short but DETAILED intro. You must be willing to swap photos. You can send first, will appreciate it. If you have nothing to say but “Hi/Hello”, don’t bother. See ya 🐊

Happy Monday in advance. Tomorrow’s going to be hectic and very Makati-coded: meetings, errands, traffic. Looking for someone to share a relaxing dinner and coffee with after 4PM. Hopefully a good fuck too.

No, we won’t be skipping straight into sex; but if there’s mutual attraction and the connection feels easy, then let’s have each other for dessert. Could be a regular thing if we genuinely hit it off.

Been single for a while, busy with work, and currently navigating a huge life transition, so an on-call buddy for fun dates and drama-free fucking could be super nice

Me:
- 27
- 161 cm
- Medium built
- Working professional with a nerdy job
- Resting bitch face but a cinnamon roll inside
- Into yoga, pilates, very beginner tennis, reading, flower arranging, painting, freediving, baking desserts
ravioli and burrata enjoyer; but can definitely eat some brownies or cupcakes before appetizers
- Doesn’t cook, hates driving, watches series in 1.5x speed, terrible golfer (once scored 7 on a par 3 hole), but I’ll memorize your coffee order and send you brainrot & midget IG reels on your bad days
- Piastri lover, McLaren hater, Forza screamer

NSFW:
- Good head game (sloppy blowjob enthusiast)
- Firm bouncy tits
- Hygienic
- trimmed pussy
- Likes: long make out sessions, fucking in risky places, lots of dirty talking, tit worship as foreplay, hair pulling and spanking, getting licked and fingered gently then fucked hard
- Kinks: daddy kink, praise kink, light bdsm

You (hard requirements):
- Biologically male
- Hopefully tall (5’8)
- At least 25 years old
- Uses condoms
- Dominant and into rough fucking
- Can host or drive
- Has a personality outside of work and the gym, tell me all about your niche interests!

If you meet the short list of requirements, message me, and tell me about yourself and your hobbies. See you tomorrow at dinner, hopefully

Happy Monday in advance. Tomorrow’s going to be hectic and very Makati-coded: meetings, errands, traffic. Looking for someone to share a relaxing dinner and coffee with after 4PM. Hopefully a good fuck too.

No, we won’t be skipping straight into sex but if there’s mutual attraction and the connection feels easy, then let’s have each other for dessert. Could be a regular thing if we genuinely hit it off.

Been single for a while, busy with work, and currently navigating a huge life transition, so an on-call buddy for fun dates and drama-free fucking could be super nice

Me:
- 27
- 161 cm
- Medium built
- Working professional with a nerdy job
- Resting bitch face but a cinnamon roll inside
- Into yoga, pilates, very beginner tennis, reading, flower arranging, painting, freediving, baking desserts
- Ravioli and burrata enjoyer; but can definitely eat some brownies or cupcakes before appetizers
- Doesn’t cook, hates driving, watches series in 1.5x speed, terrible golfer (once scored 7 on a par 3 hole), but I’ll memorize your coffee order and send you brainrot & midget IG reels on your bad days
- Piastri lover, McLaren hater, Forza screamer

NSFW:
- Good head game (sloppy blowjob enthusiast)
- Firm bouncy tits
- Hygienic
- trimmed pussy
- Likes: long make out sessions, fucking in risky places, lots of dirty talking, tit worship as foreplay, hair pulling and spanking, getting licked and fingered gently then fucked hard
- Kinks: daddy kink, praise kink, light bdsm

You (hard requirements):
- Biologically male
- Hopefully tall (5’8)
- At least 25 years old
- Uses condoms
- Dominant and into rough fucking
- Can host or drive
- Has a personality outside of work and the gym, tell me all about your niche interests!

If you meet the short list of requirements, message me, and tell me about yourself and your hobbies. See you tomorrow at dinner, hopefully 🤞🏻

One last quick(ie) date here in the metro before I fly out to the province for a business trip. But let’s have coffee or a sandwich first coupled with a good convo to establish chemistry muna. Can’t really fuck someone dull or boring so please bring something to the table

What: Car fun

When: Tomorrow (or Saturday)

Where: Makati/Pasay

Why: Ovulation

Who: Me and You- Hygienic and hopefully tall biological male of legal age with a car and a box of condoms

Me:

- 27

- 161 cm

- Medium built

- Non-smoker, non-drinker

- Into yoga, tennis, reading, and flower arranging

- Good head game (sloppy blowjob enthusiast)

- Firm bouncy tits. You’ll love it

- Hygienic and Coach floral EDP scented

- trimmed pussy

- Likes: long make out sessions, dirty talks, tit worship, getting licked and fingered gently then fucked hard

- Kinks: daddy kink, light bdsm

DM me your short but detailed intros with a cherry emoji. Let me know where shall we go for our pre-quickie meal/coffee. Thanks.

One last quick(ie) date here in the metro before I fly out to the province for a week-long business trip. But let’s have coffee or a sandwich first coupled with a good convo to establish chemistry muna. Can’t really fuck someone dull or boring so please bring something to the table

What: Car fun

When: Tomorrow (or Saturday)

Where: Makati/Pasay

Why: Ovulation

Who: Me and You- Hygienic and hopefully tall (>5’8) biological male of legal age with a car and a box of condoms

Me:

- 27

- 161 cm

- Medium built

- Non-smoker, non-drinker

- Into yoga, tennis, reading, and flower arranging

- Good head game (sloppy blowjob enthusiast)

- Firm bouncy tits. You’ll love it

- Hygienic and Coach floral EDP scented

- trimmed pussy

- Likes: long make out sessions, dirty talks, tit worship, getting licked and fingered gently then fucked hard

- Kinks: daddy kink, light bdsm

DM me your short but detailed intros with a cherry emoji. Let me know where shall we go for our pre-quickie meal/coffee. Thanks.

This might sound like a weird combo but hear me out: Good meal (dinner) + The Devil Wears Prada 2 👠 + steamy makeout session in your car (or in the cinema?).

I’m thinking Mall of Asia or Makati. Wala lang, baka lang there’s a cute guy with the same trippings as me lol just really want a good night to end my hellish week

If you’re interested, I am:

| 27 | Curly brunette | Absolutely single | 161 cm |Curvy and physically active (loves walking, pilates, beginner tennis, strength training at home) | No vices (shopping doesn’t count) | Car fun enjoyer pero kamote driver | Sloppy blowjob enthusiast | Firm bouncy tits | Floral edp scented |

Other interests:

long make out sessions, dirty talks, light daddy kink, praise kink, height kink, tit worship, getting licked and fingered gently then fucked hard (potentially lol)

Hopefully you are:

| 25-35 | Male | Tall | Willing to make your car our momol spot | Hygienic | Confident in your finger and head game | Good kisser | Dominant (pls, no to baby boys) | Dirty talker (pretty pls) | Open for a potential FWB setup

Message me with a detailed intro. I’m kinda horny but not too desperate, I need someone who can throw a little effort and we need good chemistry if we’ll fuck in the future. Laters!

This might sound like a weird combo but hear me out: Good meal (dinner) + The Devil Wears Prada 2 👠 + steamy makeout session in your car (or in the cinema?).

I’m thinking Mall of Asia or Makati. Wala lang, baka lang there’s a cute guy with the same trippings as me lol just really want a good night to end my hellish week

If you’re interested, I am:

| 27 | Curly brunette | Absolutely single | 161 cm |Curvy and physically active (loves walking, pilates, beginner tennis, strength training at home) | No vices (shopping doesn’t count) | Car fun enjoyer pero kamote driver | Sloppy blowjob enthusiast | Firm bouncy tits | Floral edp scented |

Other interests:

long make out sessions, dirty talks, light daddy kink, praise kink, height kink, tit worship, getting licked and fingered gently then fucked hard (potentially lol)

Hopefully you are:

| 25-35 | Male | Tall | Willing to make your car our momol spot | Hygienic | Confident in your finger and head game | Good kisser | Dominant (pls, no to baby boys) | Dirty talker (pretty pls) | Open for a potential FWB setup

Message me with a detailed intro. I’m kinda horny but not too desperate, I need someone who can throw a little effort and we need good chemistry if we’ll fuck in the future. Laters!