u/Shrimpdick31

My bf knows I’m into sph and he constantly teases me. He calls me shrimp dick, little dick, pathetic small balls, etc and he is not afraid to say it in front of close friends either, The first time he did it in front of friends I would get embarrassed and try to shush him. But he knew it turned me on so he kept doing it and eventually I accepted it.
It’s thrilling to be exposed and humiliated, whenever I try to get cocky he humbles me real quick.
It honestly made me accept having a small dick since it felt like everyone knew already.

Has anyone seen the Howard stern small penis contest?
It seems like the perfect sph fantasy, these guys show up naked in a line up and get judged one by one on who was the smallest penis on a live show. Obviously they get laughed at but they also get asked a few questions and share their experiences.
They were all very small, a few had a micro that honestly looked just like mine, and one guy had an innie so bad you honestly couldn’t see anything.
I fantasize about how it would have been to be expose like that.
what do you guys think? Would you be brave enough to on that contest?

I few years ago I started to workout with this girl and we became good friends. Later on we grew closer and she started opening up to me about her relationship too. One of the things she talked about was how her bf’s dick was too small for her. She said they could only do it in one position because it would just slip out in every other position they tried. For reference she was a thicker girl so you definitely needed to be a real man to satisfy her.

Now I’m definitely on the smaller side of average so I didn’t feel comfortable calling anyone out on being small. So I just mostly heard her out and commented how there were penis sleeves out there that might help. She said she had tried it but wasn’t a big fan of it. Finally I asked her how small he was, and she said he’s 5 inches. Which shocked me because I’m 5 inches too.
The whole time I was imagining her complaining about a dick smaller than mine. But turns out the “small dick” was the same size as mine. Made me feel super insure for a moment and I awkwardly replied “oh yea that is small”.

She would also talk about the other guys she had slept with and how much better they were able to hit the right spot.