u/Side_Delicious

[HIRE ME] Experienced ghostwriter turning your fantasies into fruition. Commissioning custom erotica to your tastes.

[HIRE ME] Experienced ghostwriter turning your fantasies into fruition. Commissioning custom erotica to your tastes.

Hey there! I am Phoenix, your resident writer of all things smutty and spicey. I adore writing and reading erotica and I realized I have a talent tended by the greats like Rina Kent and Penelope Douglas. So writing my own to make you happy? That is something I am more than willing to do.

Have a fantasy you have never been able to tell someone? Baby, I'm more than here . I will talk you through it. Been reading erotica that felt flat? Let me outline something tailored to you so you can live out your best fantasy.

My rate is $0.07 per word. If you think about it, that would be $70 for 1000 words of spice built around your tastes. Now, I don't like to leave my clients hanging so here are a few samples to wet the appetite before you decide to dive in.

Two Enemies, One Bar

You Know You Long to Me, Don't You?

I can guarantee you a few things. First, speedy delivery that doesn't compensate on the quality. Two, regular updates and progress reports with a shared link into the google doc so you can add comments and opinions (this is your story after all). Three, commitment and partnership. You can decide on a one shot vignette or even a novella to your tastes. Your choices and discretion are respected. Want to see what other's have said about my services? Well, I would be remiss if I didn't include a few reviews.

Reviews

You can contact me via Reddit DM or on my discord (@phoenix_lafey). Also please note: I accept payments via PayPal.

Can't wait to see what you come up with and how I can help!

u/Side_Delicious — 9 days ago

[SELL] Experienced writer bringing erotica to Father's Day. Let me help you finish today, daddy. Today is all about you, isn't it?

Hey there, my lovely deviants 😈. Happy Father’s Day from your resident Phoenix. Now, I’ve been wondering what I can do to make this Father’s Day special and the answer came to me quite simply. Dirty, nasty, and downright sinful erotica. 

Want a scenario between a step father and their step child? Consider the boxes checked. Want me to write something about a father and son “bonding” over a hiking trip? Not only will it be written, but I do suggest you keep a glass of water nearby for some aftercare. Need me to write something so sinful you can’t mention it to anyone else? Well, I’ll guide you through every inch. I don't care how sinful and debased you want it. The person for the job is right in front of you. 

Now, let’s get the hard limits out of the way. No: underage, vomit, piss, scat, and snuff. 

Apart from this? I can make it filthy: 

  • BDSM 
  • Dark Romance 
  • F/M
  • M/M
  • M/M/M
  • M/M/M/F
  • Somnophilia 
  • Dacryphilia 
  • Spit 
  • Impact play 
  • Waxplay
  • Ropeplay/restriction 
  • Primal play 
  • Praise/degradation
  • Mirror play  
  • Sensation play 
  • Anal sex
  • Oral sex
  • Cuckolding 
  • Threesome or group 
  • Interracial 
  • Incest
  • Edging 
  • Orgasm denial 
  • CNC
  • Dub con
  • Non-con 
  • Exhibitionism/Voyeurism
  • Public
  • Uniforms

My adjusted going rate is $0.05/word with my minimum being 500 words with no maximum word count. For 1000 words, that would $50. You can contact me on reddit or use my discord (@phoenix_lafey) for my samples so you can see if we’re a good fit. I am here to help you come after all, aren’t I?

reddit.com
u/Side_Delicious — 17 days ago

[SELL] Experienced author to turn all those fantasies you keep hidden into copy

Hey there, horny horny people😏. Ever had a fantasy so wild you knew you had to keep it to yourself? Wondered how the hell you were going to keep your head when all that kept you up at night was the fantasy that made your hands reach into your pants? Don't know what to do with the throbbing nether regions every time your mind slips into your dream scenario? That is where I come in. My name is Phoenix and I turn those fantasies into something you can read or edge to. Dealer’s choice. I don’t care how out there or depraved or downright heaven they are. With me? You get good content, communication, and a good delivery time.

Now with any contact, let’s lay some ground rules.

My hard limits are: 

  • No underage content 
  • No scat
  • No vomit 
  • No urine 
  • No beastiality 
  • No snuff

What I really enjoy writing: 

  • BDSM 
  • Dark Romance 
  • F/M
  • M/M
  • M/M/M
  • M/M/M/F
  • Somnophilia 
  • Dacryphilia 
  • Spit 
  • Impact play 
  • Waxplay
  • Ropeplay/restriction 
  • Primal play 
  • Praise/degradation
  • Mirror play  
  • Sensation play 
  • Anal sex
  • Oral sex
  • Cuckolding 
  • Threesome or group 
  • Interracial 
  • Incest
  • Edging 
  • Orgasm denial 
  • CNC
  • Dub con
  • Non-con 
  • Exhibitionism/Voyeurism
  • Public
  • Uniforms

My rate is $0.03 with a 500 word minimum and no maximum which would be $30/1000 words. I am here to help you explore your fantasies without any judgement after all. 

Wondering if I know what I am talking about? Well, I am an exhibitionist  so here are a few samples:

Multi-Chapter Dual-POV CNC NSFW Sample

M/M Play Club Impact Play NSFW Sample

Somnophilia NSFW Sample

Don't let these samples fool you. I can turn any and all scenarios into what you need to cross that finish line.

Reach out to me on discord (@phoenix_lafey) and please note I accept payment via PayPal which will be discussed upon your initiation.

Let's chase the hedonism and decadence, shall we?

u/Side_Delicious — 21 days ago

[SELL] Experienced writer looking to turn your fantasies and write them: well, thoroughly and downright kinky.

Hey there, deviants 😏. Ever had a fantasy so wild you knew you had to keep it to yourself? Well, that is where I come in. I am a writer looking to turn your fantasies into concrete reality.  My name is Phoenix and I have been a professional writer for 6 years with experience in writing erotica. Kink has been a part of my life since let’s say…it became highly evident that I am everything but vanilla not there is anything wrong with that. Different strokes for different folks as the saying goes. 

My hard limits are: 

  • No underage content 
  • No scat
  • No vomit 
  • No urine 
  • No beastiality 
  • No snuff

What I really enjoy writing: 

  • BDSM 
  • Dark Romance 
  • F/M
  • M/M
  • M/M/M
  • M/M/M/F
  • Somnophilia 
  • Dacryphilia 
  • Spit 
  • Impact play 
  • Waxplay
  • Ropeplay/restriction 
  • Primal play 
  • Praise/degradation
  • Mirror play  
  • Sensation play 
  • Anal sex
  • Oral sex
  • Cuckolding 
  • Threesome or group 
  • Interracial 
  • Edging 
  • Orgasm denial

 

My rate is $0.03 with a 500 word minimum and no maximum which would be $30/1000 words. I am here to help you explore your fantasies without any judgement after all. 

Wondering if I know what I am talking about? Well, since I want to give you a good tease (I joke, this just edging) here are two samples for you: 

DM me on Reddit or Discord (@phoenix_lafey) and let’s make the magic happen. Please note I only take payment on PayPal which will be discussed with your commission during our private conversation.

I look forward to hearing from you.

u/Side_Delicious — 24 days ago