u/SimpingForKermit

[F4M] My dumbass husband forgot to leave the checkbook at home for the maintenance works. Good thing they accept other forms of payment~

u/SimpingForKermit — 21 hours ago

[F4M] Grandpa keeps inviting me out on picnics and I keep putting off. I finally said yes and now I'll never turn him down again~

u/SimpingForKermit — 22 hours ago

[F4M] Rich old men loving filming themselves fucking my perfect little pussy. They always send it around to their other rich friends~

u/SimpingForKermit — 4 days ago

[F4M] It doesn't matter that I cum harder just grinding on my coworkers dick than when I fuck my husband for hours, it's not cheating if he doesn't put it in me~

u/SimpingForKermit — 4 days ago

[F4M] My sons friends think they can handle a grown woman. They can't even make it past a handjob without busting! At least their cum still tastes fresh~

u/SimpingForKermit — 4 days ago

[F4M] Our friends all started losing their virginity and we didn't wanna get left behind. so my best friend and i agreed to fuck each other. we were both instantly sex addicts~

u/SimpingForKermit — 7 days ago

[F4M] I married my husband for two reasons: to get access to his money and use that money to cheat on him constantly~

u/SimpingForKermit — 7 days ago

[F4M] I’m fucking done living at home, but my parents never gave me an allowance. Guess I gotta pay my way outta town some other way~

u/SimpingForKermit — 7 days ago

[F4M] My roommate said his past gfs never sucked him off saying he was “too big.” At that point, I had to see what they were so afraid of~

u/SimpingForKermit — 7 days ago

[F4M] Hi mom! Yeah college is going great, I making a lot of new fun friends. Yes, they’re taking very good care of me every night~

u/SimpingForKermit — 8 days ago

[F4M] Father! Please help! The other nuns stole all my underwear. See? Can you please tell them to give it back??~

u/SimpingForKermit — 8 days ago

[F4M] A secretly famous resort where the staff is trained in how to fuck like gods that you can only stay at as a celebrity~

Which celebrity would you hope to provide your services too??

u/SimpingForKermit — 8 days ago

[F4M] Mmmf… what’s that bro? Your switch? … fuck… Yeah it’s on my side table… oh fuck… just come grab it… mmmmm… what’s wrong? You look embarrassed~

u/SimpingForKermit — 8 days ago

[F4M] All I have to do is cross my eyes and stick out my tongue and a whole world of endless dick is opened up for me~

u/SimpingForKermit — 8 days ago

[F4M] My daddy usually brings me with when he goes fishing with his friends. He couldn’t make it this time but insisted I go. I’m so glad he did~

u/SimpingForKermit — 9 days ago

[F4M] Daddy said I either need to move out or contribute to the family budget. We bought a webcam and put on our first show that night~

u/SimpingForKermit — 9 days ago