I’m no longer crashing out, thanks everyone for being sweet 🍭 New season of my favourite terrible show is out: Reacher 💪🏻 and I’m making carbonara for dinner 🍝 life is pretty goood

Watched Normal last night with Bob Odinkirk. It was like an American Hot Fuzz but they fumbled plot wise a little. Not great but an entertaining watch.

I’m not sure if this is allowed and I don’t want to be a creep at all! But if you were the tatted guy in the front few rows at the 6:30 screening of the End of Oak Street at Marion tonight feel free to dm me 👀

While I’m here, End of Oak Street is definitely a wait for streaming flick, save your pennies.

Anyway, happy friday xx

away for work this week and I’m so tired BUT having fun but tired but fun 🫩🪿🍩 hope everyone else is having a good week xx

the place im staying has no wifi (wtf) so we have been watching dvds lmao - all the back to the future movies enjoyed, they’re so goated istg

F30 bi, M34 straight

EDIT: not tonight but SOON please 👀

we have been flaked on again and are horny fml 😩

can’t host (renovating) and preferences:

tall & hung fellas, thin - dad bod 😊
thin - curvy for girlies

no smokers (asthma gang 😭), vaping is fine 😊

will want to see pics and get dinner and drinks first

kink friendly & tested and STI free

DM meee 😊 and say MFMF to start so you don’t get lost x

Tho I’ve been pretty busy lately, fairly hydrated 😝

It’s been a minute since I’ve kissed a girly and I’m out here YEARNING! My husband is a hunni bun too 🐰 both dominant pleasers xx

Also GUYS about to go see the new spider man! Review to come surely 🕷️

I’m not wearing a t shirt to it btw, I look very hot I promise 💅🏻

Saw The Odyssey last night 🤔 many thoughts, still need time to come to put them all together. I’m a big history and mythology nerd and did such a fun elective The Odyssey in undergrad so did go in pretty critically. Overall enjoyed, stand out performance from John Leguizamo, Charlize Theron as Calypso was the wrong choice, Anne Hathaway was great. More nudes and thoughts to come perhaps as I continue to ponder 💭

visited cairns for two days and it rained the whole time but I loved the sky rail ☺️ keen to return at some point and explore the 🪸

I had the loveliest day today galavanting about and kissing my friendddd ☺️ other than that, dating is a nightmare, why does everyone suck so much, im too autistic for this lmao 🥲 also I WATCHED PROJECT HAIL MARY - it was delightful, definitely recommend ⭐️

30F bi & 34M straight 💃🏻🕺🏻

Married D&D free, kink friendly couple looking for a sexy social vibe with the right couple. Open to soft swap, full swap, exploring others with communication and consent.

Couples, fwb, poly, open, enm dynamics all welcome but we don’t want drama.

Preferences (I feel shallow but ahhh)

Age: 24 - 40

Men: over 5’10 (I am 5’9) w/ taller preference, 6inch - HUNGG (loveee big dicks), skinny - dad bod, funny is a huge bonus, respectful, kink experience bonus but not necessary (someone pls match my freak)

Women: thin - curvy (similar to me), we love alt girls but open to all beauties, switch/sub ideally

Please DM with sex, ages, sexuality & willingness to exchange pics

NO BIGOTS - if you’re racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc. we aren’t for you.

No cuck dynamics, we want everyone enthusiastically participating x

Feeling like a christmas ham 🎄 christmas in july?

Guys I need to win the lottery or get a sugar daddy, work is killing me lately 🥲

Anyway, happy friday eve lovelies 😍❤️

Guys I was a good girl most of my life 😇 until last year I’d never taken nudes, sexted or owned a sex toy 🫣 boobs so bigggg compared to now bc I’ve lost some weight haha.

I’ve actually had a great time. Made some amazing friends, talked to interesting people all over the world and guys, endless orgasms 💦

Comment if you’re an OG Titty Towner 🥹❤️

I love seeing other women’s tummies but get so self conscious about my own 😫 I hope you guys like x

Also ignore the dodgy knees, gotta hide the tattoo 😇

so so cold lately 😭 how good are cuddles in bed to warm up tho 🤭❤️

Happy Tuesday ya filthy degenerates 🥰 soaked panties off to their new home and I’m back in comfy ugly ones the way the lord intended 🙂‍↕️

Movie review: Over Your Dead Body 💀 funny, silly, interesting plot, solid cast. Entertaining and enjoyable, solid 3.5 stars ⭐️

I’m so excited to pizzzzzaaa and kisssesssss 🍕💋 It’s so cold tho 😭 how am I meant to dress cute while freezing like this! Give me us a movie rec to not watch while we make out 👀

Please send me recs for tv shows 👀 I just finished Dexter and don’t know what to do with myself now 😫