Embarrassed by mother in law

I’m still reeling from this situation, so two nights ago we were staying at my mother in laws as we live quite far away, me and my missus went drinking and we went a lot harder then we normally and came back shit faced. Now when i drink heavily I tend to snore quite badly. Due to this I was relegated to the couch, due to how inebriated I was I made the fatal mistake of thinking we were home and so I stripped nude as I would at home. So I sleep soundly but I get woken up in the morning by someone coming down stairs, of course even though I’m a light sleeper I am still drunk so I don’t think much of it. Swings open the lounge door and lo and behold it’s my mother in law, it takes me a while to attempt to cover up and by now she’s obviously seen as hear her go “oh!!” And cover her mouth and have that big stupid grin come up on her face.

So I cover up best I can and she chuckles a bit moving towards the kitchen, whilst doing so she roughly said “oh goodness I’m so sorry if I knew it would have been this cold I would have left some blankets out” she then just kinda carried out with her morning routine of getting ready for work just talking ti me like a normal person until I scurried upstairs.

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u/Smart_Hyena7440 — 5 days ago