Massage farts
I still can’t believe this happened. So yesterday I went to get a massage from a parlor I’ve been to occasionally the last couple of years. The lady and I get along well. That day in particular I wanted to try something.
I had a little gas but I actually told the masseuse to see what she’d say. She surprised me when she said push it out and not to hold it in. So I let it rip. Loud and long. She actually told me good job lol. Was turned on the rest of the massage. I’m all for being able to hear and smell and a girls fart like a lot of guys in this thread but what also gets me going is when a girl likes and/or encourages me to fart too. So the massage continues and I fart loudly a couple more times. She didn’t even bat an eye.
She then takes a couple of steps back and proceeds to let out a 4-5 second fart while maintaining eye contact. I ask if she can turn around and let me smell. To my surprise she agreed. Unfortunately there wasn’t any scent to it. I finished the massage and tipped and left. I can’t wait till my next session