u/Sterling-Aspendale

A moment in time, frozen - who could it be, and what's going on in her mind? I do not know... an image I saved from the days of Tumblr... she's so damn beautiful... whoever this was originally for, very lucky indeed...

What are you thinking about when you lick the blessed-bowl?

Or, if you're like me, what magnetizes you intensely to seeing this behavior?

Are you seeking attention, approval?

Is it an urge that surfaces inside of you?

It's so erotic to me to watch beautiful girls lick toilets and urinals... I have no desire to lick them myself - in fact I can't even believe that there are girls that do this and get off on it - or even do it for attention... it's one of the nastiest things that I find arousing...

I fucked a real-life toilet-licking slut, pissed in her mouth, and cream pied her ass, made her dump the ass-cum on the seat, and lick it off... it changed me...

It brought me to Reddit to look for others...

Cheers to all the toilet-licking cuties out there... you will be cherished here...

When I look into her eyes, my heart swoons... I am so so so proud of her. All the training she went through to get to this point... she knows my favorite pose, tits-on-the-toilet... she knows how to present her mouth upright to catch the piss, but still let it flow into the toilet bowl... the way she is hanging on to the toilet, she seems so comfortable with it... she maintains eye contact and looks for approval at the same time... there is no distinction between her and the toilet... they are one and the same... she needs to be a toilet to be validated... she's finally made it, and reaching the state of being a human-piss-bowl. It's not just sexual-act, it's a state of being... you only graduate when you're really there in mindset. A total zoned-out, subservient piss-bowl. That is your place and function. If this was you, I would be so proud of you too!

This is what men need... horny little depraved toilet-sluts in heat... with cocks planted deep in their holes... writhing around doing everything in their power to get daddy's cum deposited... She knows that with every lick of the rim, it electrifies his nervous-system and gets him so close... she wants to enjoy these moments with him as much as she can, but it's so hard for him not to cum... she starts to beg... "I need that cum in one of my holes daddy... let me lick for you while you cum." It's now impossible to hold back... he releases as she licks passionately... his orgasm is lasting forever... he's pumping away into a gaped-out cumhole and doesn't want to stop... he presses her face deeper in the bowl.... flushes... he pulls out of her to watch her leak on the floor while the bowl drains vigorously and refills...

Ladies,

Whenever you publicly post yourself doing something as raunchy as licking a toilet for the approval in a Reddit group, you are consenting in a way to becoming porn... the next step for us men when we see a pictures such as this is: 'right-click, save-as' and we put you in our collection. We may not take the time to note your username, or alias.. and you might just end up as a random file-name in our system... now you're porn, like it or not.

Men like me will still cherish you. Wondering who you are... what you're out there doing... someone is always going to ask "Name?" and I love it when another pervert knows enough to drop it.

The special ones will get a dedicated folder in my collection.. others are lost, and many are never known...

Knowing that you are perpetually going to be existing on someone's system in digital-form, take the time to make good eye contact, and maintain a cheerful disposition... you will likely be making men's hearts swoon with lust for years to come...

The dating world is quite competitive and also disheartening. For women that need a good man, you're up against boring trophy-sluts that might be good looking or better looking than you. but are hardly interesting... So many of these men, in pursuit of beauty, end up with good/mid-looking wives that can't fuck and who's idea of kink is a position other than missionary.

This is where you can gain a competitive advantage. Just drink piss! When you find a guy you like, and you figure out he's down for it... lock him in. If you drink his piss wholeheartedly and with a good and cheerful attitude, other girls are just not going to seem the same to him anymore... He's not going to be thinking about them the same from that point forward... sure, he's still a man, but every cute girl he sees, he's going to be asking himself the same question over and over again:

"I wonder if she drinks piss? If she doesn't, I don't care, she's not hot to me..."

So this is how drinking male piss makes you smarter. You are better and more attractive than the other girls because you drink piss. This is now a fact. This one simple act has allowed you to outsmart droves of "better-looking" women by providing a service that keeps men captivated and ignoring lame, boring, gold-digging whores. You're better than them. You're smarter than them, and now boys really really like you!

You've been on so many dates lately, and the guys just aren't into the same things that you are... it's unfortunate... the same story keeps playing out... once you start dropping hints about what you really want, they always talk big, but start finding lame excuses, start ghosting, and won't come out again... you can't believe this shit... you are literally dropping the most obvious hints that you want a real-man to piss in your mouth, and here you are, high and dry... you thought that guys would be lining up for this, but here you are, on Reddit trying to find love in all the wrong places...

All you want is to meet a man that understands. You've been talking to droves of random-internet men trying to find a connection... it's not always easy. Deep in your heart you wish you could just get right to the point of that matter... you're tired of wasting so much valuable time... you wish you were as brazen as to just show up to a coffee date, ask the guy point blank if he intends to take you into the bathroom, right then and there, and use you as a urinal...

It would answer so many questions right away... is he serious? Will he really do it? What does he taste like? Does he stay hydrated?

Easier said than done... relationships are nuanced... you don't just want a bunch of randoms pissing in your mouth that you try to get to know later, do you? I have no doubt there are women out there who would do this, but you just want something real... not just angry men barking orders at you, trying to get whatever they can without giving anything back emotionally... you need a real connection...

You just wish you could get to the point sooner... before the date starts...

Dearest Puppy,

I post this letter here out of my adoration, on this late-night... As I look your photos, something about the look in your eyes peers into my soul... it's as if I'm being seen from far away... is it more than just a picture? A way for you to see me from afar?... I must confess, as a devotee of the spiritual traditions, I had a moment of worry... "what if this was some lustful-being, out there, looking for me through the cosmic-mirror? More than she seemed..." I thought to myself... I felt myself being lured in... "am I being tempted with what I am the weakest against against?"

I wondered all this... but nevertheless, I sit here writing, enthralled...

But the way to work with dark-spirits is not to reject them... but to nurture, and care for them... give them what they need... if you are hungry for depravity I want to see you satiated...

The way you lick the toilet is so sensual... when I watch you do it, I am overcome with such lustful feelings of desire... I become aroused, and touch myself as if it's beyond my control... I want to release so badly, but it has to be the right moment... I don't want it to end, I have to at least complete this letter... oh how I wish I could be there with you, watching you make-out with the toilet-bowl... seeing you drinking the cool crisp water after a flush, and receive my nectar as it drains from me, into your mouth... as I sit here stroking I keep thinking about blasting your face with my cum and watch it drip off your glasses back on to the toilet-seat as you focus and continue to clean it thoroughly. I find myself continually saying under my breath, "You dirty little bitch..." over and over as I goon-out to you and it feels like I am in a trance... has a spell been cast on me? Is what you say true? Are you a succubi that has found me in the mind-realm of the internet to feed upon me? Maybe so... all things are possible...

I find myself thinking about what else would happen in the bathroom with us, together... I want you completely devoted to your task... I'm there to cum and piss as I please, and you are there to clean... I want you and the toilet to become the same... I want to reach down and feel the plug in your asshole... I want something in that hole at all times... I want to make out with your sloppy gape and take a piss inside of it, and have you make out with my asshole as well... I want to beat my dick on your face and the toilet-seat as if they were one and the same, and you can lick, suck, and pleasure my cock as if it were just a part of the toilet itself... I want to wrap you in toilet-paper and spray your whole body down with a continual hot stream, until the cum drips off of you, the toilet-paper-begins to deteriorate, and you look like a a destroyed annihilated piss-soaked mess...

I would force you to cum by making you rub yourself out as I fucked you... if it wasn't so audacious, I would feel compelled to walk you around afterward just so I could be seen with you... the shock on people's faces turning to jealousy deep in their hearts... no match for my beaming pride that I have in you... I would lovingly kiss you on the cheek and hold hands with you as you stand before me, covered in piss, toilet-water, and cum...

I want to melt into that body of yours as you lay there bent over the toilet, soaked in urine, pressing your face into the bowl, and flushing your face just as I climax... dumping my creampie deep into your asshole, which has been reassigned as your primary fuck-hole for the night... do I re-plug you or let your drip? I would love to see my seed get pushed out of your ass... Hard choices have to be made...

Or maybe instead of that... I watch you get creative and push the handle of the toilet-brush or the plunger into your ass, and I blow my load all over the end of it, just to see what your next move is... will you clean my seed off the plunger or brush? What will you do? I would be waiting in wonder to see...

So here I am, watching a watching a filthy toilet-gurl such as yourself do her best work online, and I'm wondering if I falling in love again? What is happening to me, OMG? I've been trying to integrate my shadow-self and this is what's happening? I ask myself questions like "What is wrong with me?" or "What am I drawn to this?" Am I figuring things out inside myself or falling under the spell of the succubi? Or what if it's not that at all... what if you are my version of an Angel?

I've asked myself a lot lately, why I am now so compelled to romantically engage complete toilet-sluts? There's a lot to talk about there... I've got a complex history... but I think I'm starting to figure some things out... more on that later...

When I see you licking a urinal... there is something twisted in my brain that says that you're there for me... to give me what I truly need, no holding back... all I can think about is us holding hands, and you looking me directly in the eyes for approval as you make-out with your porcelain boyfriend... I actually think it's, well, romantic... romance is what I desire, actually... albeit a twisted one that defies normal boundaries...

I'll always dream of a first date where the introduction is me pissing in your mouth while you lick a urinal at the coffee-shop before words are even exchanged, as soon as we meet... then talking and getting to know you more after that. Having a coffee date where the very first action taken was to piss in your mouth... how fucked it that? The dark-side of my heart is continually coming up with more ways to treat a toilet-girl properly...

I don't care what you're out there doing. I'm not jealous... I want to know you are out there, licking toilets & urinals and getting fucked, pissing everywhere and getting pissed on... being the nastiest chick possible... the more depraved you get the deeper my desire... I know you are excited about becoming porn on the internet and it makes me so proud of you... if you are truly a succubi, I want you out there, drinking deep...

I wish I could drive you around, bar to bar, taking a tour of your favorite toilets, hydrating and giving you all I possibly can while doing so... I imagine you are out there right now... licking a toilet somewhere, giving guys like me exactly what I crave so passionately... in turn, I want to know what is you need from me, take me down the dark-path of your desire, oh succubi... let me show my devotion to you...

As I come to the conclusion of this letter, I've been gooning and writing to you for some 3+ hours now... saving my load for days... to release now, while I look deep into those eyes that I feel somehow are looking at me from beyond...

What fortune I have in this lifetime to encounter the exquisite mix of beauty, depravity, lust, and desire... a succubi, feeding on my lust and desire from afar... on of all days, the one I was born on...

Take me, and drink of me until nothing is left...

You're the kind of girl sees this and thinks: "Where can I sign-up for gainful-employment like this?" You're so talented and good at this that you figure you should be getting paid. You want to impress your new boss... You're not the only girl working for the service... there are others, but you want to stand apart and show what you're the best. You are going to dress the best, be the most professional, and provide the best cleaning services the company has to offer. You follow your bosses every instruction, trying to gain experience as fast as possible. You're willing to work your way up from the bottom to become the top-toilet girl.

You keep wondering if it's ever going to happen... you ask yourself, "Why is it so hard to find a real-man that will piss in my mouth like I need?" The boys you've went out with are too-nice and too-inexperienced. You've made some off-hand piss-drinking jokes with them to see if just maybe they would be into it, but no... Maybe you're married and your husband is really boring and vanilla. He could never conceive of having married a urinal. All the while your mouth feels so dry... You goon out at night to the fantasy that men would be just lining up to piss all over you and quench your insatiable thirst. After all, they should be... if they only knew what you really wanted... but here you are, logging on to your secret accounts at night looking, hoping, searching... one day you are going to find validation. When you are finally on your knees, mouth open, ready to receive from that cock you searched so far and wide for... you'll look him in the eyes when he pisses in your mouth... your eyes will roll back into your head and your only thought remaining will be, "THIS IS MY REWARD."

This is what romance looks like now... seemingly the random guy you talk to on the internet about dressing up, hiding in your bathroom at night and licking toilets cares more about your stressful day than your husband or boyfriend ever did... you can't wait for your boring man to go to sleep because he has to get up super-early for his shitty job... you get excited about snapping a new pic of yourself tonight, horny over the attention you get from older guys on Reddit... you message him the pic you took, you get a response, a rush, and you want to do more... you never thought you would be rubbing yourself out in the bathroom at night, licking a toilet, wishing a real-man was there to piss in your mouth.... it's your filthy secret, and that's why it feels to intimate, and in a twisted way, romantic... someone out there appreciates you for just the way you are!