Feminist Family part 2, watching TV
Kai was lying lazily on the couch, watching TV. It was really hot, so he was just wearing sweatpants again, and had his legs spread to try and cool down his manhood a bit more. It was an exciting match of the football (or soccer if you like) World Cup, and he was too focused on the game to notice his sister and mother walking into the living room. His mom Sophie coughed, trying to get his attention so he’d make place for them on the couch, but Kai was still too busy watching his country’s team launch an attack.
So his sister Tess did what every sister would do then, or at least would want to do… She balled her hand into a fist, thanked the weather for making Kai wear sweatpants and launched her hand between Kai’s spread legs. Kai grunted out immediately, and lifted up his legs to get into foetus position. Tess told her mom with a smile “Works every time!”, and they sat down laughing, Tess in the middle and Kai and Sophie each at an end.
After a few minutes, when Kai had already recovered from his sister’s punch, a notification popped up on the TV: “Balls and Girls begins in 5 minutes.” Kai complained, he didn’t want to watch that stupid, all-female written soap while the match was still ongoing. His mother and sister ignored his complaints and Sophie asked him where the remote was.
“Ohh come on mom! It’s the World Cup…” Kai tried to convince them.
“The World Cup? Kai, the real World Cup, the women’s edition, is still a year away.” His mom Sophie said. “But we appreciate your enthusiasm for looking at some balls getting kicked!”
The two women laughed at Sophie’s joke as Kai sighed, realising he wouldn’t be able to win this. But before he could hand them the remote, Tess added: “Besides Kai, we don’t really like cups in this house, they ruin the fun!” And as Tess said the last word, she quickly tapped her brother in his balls again. Kai groaned softly from the light tap as his mother and sister laughed.
Kai now gave Tess the remote, and then got up from the couch. His mother asked where he was going, and he responded he was going to continue watching the match in his room, having no interest in seeing their show. But Sophie told him he had to stay, the writers of her favourite show deserved that kind of respect.
At first, while the women were watching ‘Balls and Girls, Kai managed to watch the game on his phone, hiding it from the other two, but Tess quickly noticed. She grabbed his phone, smashed it into his nuts and told her mom. Kai doubled over from the hard impact, as his mom scolded him for his lack of respect for such a great show. He apologized, but Sophie wasn’t done yet: “If you aren’t careful, you’ll be able to play some football yourself here at home. Tess’s foot and your balls!”
After that, he had no choice but to watch the show and it’s barely hidden feminist messages and ball-kicking puns. All three of them were watching the show now, their silence only disturbed from time to time by Sophie’s and Tess’ laughing.
But Kai knew that the worst was yet to come. At least in his opinion, for his mother and sister it was the best part. Because every episode ended the same way: with a pair of balls getting hurt. Usually it was pretty basic, one of the male actors getting kicked etc. But sometimes they were a bit more creative, and this was one of those times. A guy accidentally got in the way of his girlfriend on a swing, and her shoe landed straight in his nuts. Did his balls survive? You’ll have to watch next episode…
Kai cringed when he saw it, imagining the pain and believing there wasn’t a chance those nuts would survive. He just hoped for the actor it was faked. But Tess and Sophie weren’t concerned about that, instead they laughed loudly, not able to imagine the pain but hoping there wasn’t a chance those nuts would survive.
Kai’s mom commented on him staying silent, joking he must regret being born with such sensitive organs outside of his body. Tess added how silly her brother looked right now, since he put his hands over his crotch. Kai got embarrassed as the women laughed.
Then, Tess got an idea. “Mom! Why don’t we try it at home? We’ve got a swing in the garden, and a pair of balls.” As her mom chuckled imagining it, Kai got pale thinking of his sister’s shoe flying into his balls. “No way are you crazy! You’d pop my balls…”
“Well why not Tess, I’m sure it’d be hilarious!” Sophie told her daughter chuckling. “And don’t worry Kai, I’m sure it’s not that bad. Tess will do it barefoot so your balls will probably survive…” His mother tried to calm Kai (but obviously failed). Tess cheered and ran off to the garden.
Kai wasn’t going to stand in front of his sister flying down to his balls, and so he stood up planning to go to his room. That was, until he felt a hand close around his balls. He gulped as he looked down to his crotch, then up into his mother’s eyes, softly whimpering to please not squeeze them. Sophie grinned, seeing how quickly she could turn a man, even her taller and stronger son, pleading.
“Your sister really wants to try this, so don’t ruin it for her now!” Kai doubted, he knew his nuts were in a predicament right now, but standing in front of the swing would be even worse. Eventually his mom got tired of waiting, and increased the pressure on his balls. Kai groaned, but Sophie wasn’t done yet. She then started walking to the garden, pulling his balls along.
As they went outside, Tess got a hilarious view, her mom’s hand on her brother’s pants and him walking awkwardly behind her. Tess was already on the swing, gaining momentum and her bare foot flying through the air. So as they went outside, Kai got a frightening view as he realised where Tess’ feet would eventually fly into.
Sophie took a moment to look at the trajectory of her daughter (or more accurately, of her daughter’s feet) to know the best spot for Kai to stand. When she found it, she walked over there, still pulling her son along, who was now getting pretty nervous.
“Are you ready Tess!?” Sophie asked her daughter.
Tess giggled, and enthusiastically yelled back “I was born ready mom!”
Sophie smiled proudly, and then whispered in Kai’s ear that if he dared to jump away, she’d let Tess kick his balls until there was nothing but peanut butter left in his sack. Kai nodded, he understood there was no getting out of this anymore. All he could do was pray his balls would survive. At least, he thought, his sister had some fun.
And so the next time Tess was the furthest back, Kai took a step aside into his sister’s path. He closed his eyes, he knew he’d chicken out if he watched how Tess comes flying towards his manhood.
Tess’ foot flew perfectly between her brother’s legs into his balls, flattening them. He got lifted up a bit and fell backwards, as he screamed like his balls were on fire. They definitely felt like they were on fire. He held his balls in his hands, groaning and whimpering about his balls, while in the background he quietly heard his mom and sister laughing.
Not that they were laughing quietly, they were laughing harder than they ever did before, but Kai just couldn’t process that, all his focus went to the pain in his nuts.
Eventually, their laugher died down (Kai’s cries of pain still continued for a while) and Tess and Sophie were able to talk again without bursting out into a new fit of laughter. Tess gave her mom a hug.
“Thanks mom for letting me do this, it felt amazing!! I could really feel his balls through his sweatpants, it was hilarious.” They walked back inside, talking about how great it felt for Tess and how funny it looked for Sophie.
They left Kai alone with his balls and pain. He put a hand inside his sweatpants and breathed a sigh of relief, he could still feel two orbs. Swollen and Sore, but at least still intact. Knowing he didn’t have to worry whether his balls survived, he suddenly felt a little proud. He had given his sister an amazing experience, and his mother a great spectacle. At the expense of him and his balls of course, but… as they so often said, that was their right.