u/StraightChemical4043

A little while back my brother invited me to one of his mates parties. So I got a few girls together and we went.

Everyone had drank far to much and I noticed my brother getting off with one of my girlfriends. This annoyed me a little so I thought I would play him at his own game. So the guy who's party it was, was very keen on me so we got kissing and that and one thing led to another.. Little did I know he was a virgin.

So there we are going at it and my brother walks in shouting 'go on mate, get in there' and cheering him in on for loosing his virginity at quite a late age. I was dead embarrassed at this point but then my brother just walked out... 10 seconds later he comes back in... 'IS THAT MY SISTER?!'....

Safe to say he's never invited me to any of his mates parties again

i tell my bf that his technique in bed is very amazing because he's got a really small p...

but i have to say that he's not THAT good in bed... i often masturbate after the sex because i'm not satisfied...

One night, my ex-boyfriend and I were at his place, just relaxing like normal. We were both naked while he was giving me a delectable rub down with lotion. One thing lead to another and before long, we were commencing in epic sexy times. Eventually, he starts hitting it hard from the back, propped up on his elbows. After a while, he decides to rest his body weight on me, still pounding it. We both are getting hot and sweaty by now, so whenever he would shift around, my back would stick to his belly due to the sweat. (Gross, but it happens!) At one point he pulls up completely, adjusts himself, then lays back down. AS HE DOES, the loudest, most grotesque sounding body fart ( our sweaty skin coming together) is made. He tries to keep going like it didn't happen, but I on the other hand am dying with laughter. I was laughing so loud and hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. I tried to stop but I couldn't. He tries to shush me because his roommate is across the hall. He starts laughing at this point, which makes me laugh more. Before I know it, we're both on our backs in hysterical tears for about 10 minutes. It was such an awkward moment turned hilarious!

Makes all the difference in the world if you have someone who will laugh with you at that kind of thing.

Hope you guys got a laugh out of this like I did!

Never had one and never will, unless u change my mind..