u/Street_Tour_9590

Has this place always been here? Most times you’d passed by, there didn’t seem to be any activity. Today seemed a little different. The normally blank sign read “Bertie’s Books and Baubles” in faded lettering, and a single elderly woman could be seen through the display window, at the counter. The soft jingle of the bell signalled your entry, and for a moment, it was difficult to tell if this place was actually open for business. You could see the particles of dust in the air, and see that some books were so old and worn, it was a wonder if they’d fall apart in your hands. Still, something compelled you enter this place. The woman casts her eyes upon you, but she doesn’t speak. She simply offers a warm, welcoming smile, and gestures silently for you to peruse. None of the titles on the shelf stuck out… save one. “A Tome of Tales — A literary adventure in which you are the hero or villain in your own story.” When you flip through the pages, they’re empty. There is no text on the parchment within. Still, it beckons, like a clarion call. Do you pick it up?

—

Well met, friend! You’re probably wondering what you’ve stumbled upon here. Well, it’s a magical talking book. One that can do something amazing. It can make some of your wildest dreams a reality.

Oh, don’t mind Bertie. She just likes to watch sometimes.

Anyway, I’m Elysium, long-time role-player and writer, newcomer to EroticaSells, and definitely not some ancient, eldritch horror inhabiting this magical book. Nope. Not at all… Anyway! I come to provide a service. Dreams, fantasies, desires? They’re made manifest on these pages. With a host of characters to choose from, you have your pick of the litter... or we can make something new! However, there are some things to be aware of when interacting with this book. Please read the foreword, and associated instructions before use! Don’t blame me if things go a little haywire, because you didn’t listen…

The book will not participate in the creation of stories involving the following themes:

• Sexual activity involving minors and animals: Under no circumstances will the Tome of Tales create anything involving minors or non-sentient creatures.
• Toilet Play: This includes scat, urine, and vomit. No disrespect to those who enjoy it, of course. You are allowed your vices, after all…
• Revenge Porn: Let’s stray away from this, please?

With that in mind, there are plenty of other kinks and debauched fun you can get up to with this crafty little invention.

Now, nothing in life is free. The Tome of Tales, while a magnificent creation, requires payment… No, Bertie! Put down that knife, we don’t take tribute in blood!

But a mere pittance of coin? Now, that is a fair price to pay for your heart’s desire.

Rates

• Live Roleplay: $35 USD per hour with a 2 hour minimum.
• Commissioned Stories: Starting at $0.05 per word, or $50 for every 1000 words. The comfort zone is between 2K and 8K words, but the Tome is capable of far more than that, if necessary.

Payment Methods:

• PayPal
• CashApp

Specialties

• Canons (Comics/Anime/Video games)
• Some TTRPG systems (VtM, D&D)
• Story-Driven Ideas, both SFW and NSFW.
• Slice of Life
• Romance. (Yes, I am a sucker for this)
• Breeding kinks
• Non-Con/Dub-Con
• Corruption
• And yes, the book can create your ideal character and scenario... with a few exceptions.

Availability

Yes, an ancient being like myself does operate within the boundaries of time. Surprisingly enough, immortality can't stop things from coming up. My times of availability are fairly static—10PM or later EST during the week, and most any time on the weekends.

Commissions are currently open. Feel free to reach out to me on Reddit DM or ask for my Discord, and we can continue the conversation there. Consultations are free, within reason, however if there’s a need for extensive research, that requires a small deposit. Time is a precious resource, after all.

Anyway, stop wasting time! Fortune favors the bold, and what’s the worst that could happen! You enjoy yourself? Open the book, and let's start creating! Both Bertie and I are looking forward to hearing from you! 😄

Has this place always been here? Most times you’d passed by, there didn’t seem to be any activity. Today seemed a little different. The normally blank sign read “Bertie’s Books and Baubles” in faded lettering, and a single elderly woman could be seen through the display window, at the counter. The soft jingle of the bell signalled your entry, and for a moment, it was difficult to tell if this place was actually open for business. You could see the particles of dust in the air, and see that some books were so old and worn, it was a wonder if they’d fall apart in your hands. Still, something compelled you enter this place. The woman casts her eyes upon you, but she doesn’t speak. She simply offers a warm, welcoming smile, and gestures silently for you to peruse. None of the titles on the shelf stuck out… save one. “A Tome of Tales — A literary adventure in which you are the hero or villain in your own story.” When you flip through the pages, they’re empty. There is no text on the parchment within. Still, it beckons, like a clarion call. Do you pick it up?

—

Well met, friend! You’re probably wondering what you’ve stumbled upon here. Well, it’s a magical talking book. One that can do something amazing. It can make some of your wildest dreams a reality.

Oh, don’t mind Bertie. She just likes to watch sometimes.

Anyway, I’m Elysium, long-time role-player and writer, newcomer to EroticaSells, and definitely not some ancient, eldritch horror inhabiting this magical book. Nope. Not at all… Anyway! I come to provide a service. Dreams, fantasies, desires? They’re made manifest on these pages. With a host of characters to choose from, you have your pick of the litter... or we can make something new! However, there are some things to be aware of when interacting with this book. Please read the foreword, and associated instructions before use! Don’t blame me if things go a little haywire, because you didn’t listen…

The book will not participate in the creation of stories involving the following themes:

• Sexual activity involving minors and animals: Under no circumstances will the Tome of Tales create anything involving minors or non-sentient creatures.
• Toilet Play: This includes scat, urine, and vomit. No disrespect to those who enjoy it, of course. You are allowed your vices, after all…
• Revenge Porn: Let’s stray away from this, please?

With that in mind, there are plenty of other kinks and debauched fun you can get up to with this crafty little invention.

Now, nothing in life is free. The Tome of Tales, while a magnificent creation, requires payment… No, Bertie! Put down that knife, we don’t take tribute in blood!

But a mere pittance of coin? Now, that is a fair price to pay for your heart’s desire.

Rates

• Live Roleplay: $35 USD per hour with a 2 hour minimum.
• Commissioned Stories: Starting at $0.05 per word, or $50 for every 1000 words. The comfort zone is between 2K and 8K words, but the Tome is capable of far more than that, if necessary.

Payment Methods:

• PayPal
• CashApp

Specialties

• Canons (Comics/Anime/Video games)
• Some TTRPG systems (VtM, D&D)
• Story-Driven Ideas, both SFW and NSFW.
• Slice of Life
• Romance. (Yes, I am a sucker for this)
• Breeding kinks
• Non-Con/Dub-Con
• Corruption
• And yes, the book can create your ideal character and scenario... with a few exceptions.

Availability

Yes, an ancient being like myself does operate within the boundaries of time. Surprisingly enough, immortality can't stop things from coming up. My times of availability are fairly static—10PM or later EST during the week, and most any time on the weekends.

Commissions are currently open. Feel free to reach out to me on Reddit DM or ask for my Discord, and we can continue the conversation there. Consultations are free, within reason, however if there’s a need for extensive research, that requires a small deposit. Time is a precious resource, after all.

Anyway, stop wasting time! Fortune favors the bold, and what’s the worst that could happen! You enjoy yourself? Open the book, and let's start creating! Both Bertie and I are looking forward to hearing from you! 😄

Has this place always been here? Most times you’d passed by, there didn’t seem to be any activity. Today seemed a little different. The normally blank sign read “Bertie’s Books and Baubles” in faded lettering, and a single elderly woman could be seen through the display window, at the counter. The soft jingle of the bell signalled your entry, and for a moment, it was difficult to tell if this place was actually open for business. You could see the particles of dust in the air, and see that some books were so old and worn, it was a wonder if they’d fall apart in your hands. Still, something compelled you enter this place. The woman casts her eyes upon you, but she doesn’t speak. She simply offers a warm, welcoming smile, and gestures silently for you to peruse. None of the titles on the shelf stuck out… save one. “A Tome of Tales — A literary adventure in which you are the hero or villain in your own story.” When you flip through the pages, they’re empty. There is no text on the parchment within. Still, it beckons, like a clarion call. Do you pick it up?

—

Well met, friend! You’re probably wondering what you’ve stumbled upon here. Well, it’s a magical talking book. One that can do something amazing. It can make some of your wildest dreams a reality.

Oh, don’t mind Bertie. She just likes to watch sometimes.

Anyway, I’m Elysium, long-time role-player and writer, newcomer to EroticaSells, and definitely not some ancient, eldritch horror inhabiting this magical book. Nope. Not at all… Anyway! I come to provide a service. Dreams, fantasies, desires? They’re made manifest on these pages. With a host of characters to choose from, you have your pick of the litter... or we can make something new! However, there are some things to be aware of when interacting with this book. Please read the foreword, and associated instructions before use! Don’t blame me if things go a little haywire, because you didn’t listen…

The book will not participate in the creation of stories involving the following themes:

• Sexual activity involving minors and animals: Under no circumstances will the Tome of Tales create anything involving minors or non-sentient creatures.
• Toilet Play: This includes scat, urine, and vomit. No disrespect to those who enjoy it, of course. You are allowed your vices, after all…
• Revenge Porn: Let’s stray away from this, please?

With that in mind, there are plenty of other kinks and debauched fun you can get up to with this crafty little invention.

Now, nothing in life is free. The Tome of Tales, while a magnificent creation, requires payment… No, Bertie! Put down that knife, we don’t take tribute in blood!

But a mere pittance of coin? Now, that is a fair price to pay for your heart’s desire.

Rates

• Live Roleplay: $35 USD per hour with a 2 hour minimum.
• Commissioned Stories: Starting at $0.05 per word, or $50 for every 1000 words. The comfort zone is between 2K and 8K words, but the Tome is capable of far more than that, if necessary.

Payment Methods:

• PayPal
• CashApp

Specialties

• Canons (Comics/Anime/Video games)
• Some TTRPG systems (VtM, D&D)
• Story-Driven Ideas, both SFW and NSFW.
• Slice of Life
• Romance. (Yes, I am a sucker for this)
• Breeding kinks
• Non-Con/Dub-Con
• Corruption
• And yes, the book can create your ideal character and scenario... with a few exceptions.

Availability

Yes, an ancient being like myself does operate within the boundaries of time. Surprisingly enough, immortality can't stop things from coming up. My times of availability are fairly static—10PM or later EST during the week, and most any time on the weekends.

Commissions are currently open. Feel free to reach out to me on Reddit DM or ask for my Discord, and we can continue the conversation there. Consultations are free, within reason, however if there’s a need for extensive research, that requires a small deposit. Time is a precious resource, after all.

Anyway, stop wasting time! Fortune favors the bold, and what’s the worst that could happen! You enjoy yourself? Open the book, and let's start creating! Both Bertie and I are looking forward to hearing from you! 😄

Has this place always been here? Most times you’d passed by, there didn’t seem to be any activity. Today seemed a little different. The normally blank sign read “Bertie’s Books and Baubles” in faded lettering, and a single elderly woman could be seen through the display window, at the counter. The soft jingle of the bell signalled your entry, and for a moment, it was difficult to tell if this place was actually open for business. You could see the particles of dust in the air, and see that some books were so old and worn, it was a wonder if they’d fall apart in your hands. Still, something compelled you enter this place. The woman casts her eyes upon you, but she doesn’t speak. She simply offers a warm, welcoming smile, and gestures silently for you to peruse. None of the titles on the shelf stuck out… save one. “A Tome of Tales — A literary adventure in which you are the hero or villain in your own story.” When you flip through the pages, they’re empty. There is no text on the parchment within. Still, it beckons, like a clarion call. Do you pick it up?

—

Well met, friend! You’re probably wondering what you’ve stumbled upon here. Well, it’s a magical talking book. One that can do something amazing. It can make some of your wildest dreams a reality.

Oh, don’t mind Bertie. She just likes to watch sometimes.

Anyway, I’m Elysium, long-time role-player and writer, newcomer to EroticaSells, and definitely not some ancient, eldritch horror inhabiting this magical book. Nope. Not at all… Anyway! I come to provide a service. Dreams, fantasies, desires? They’re made manifest on these pages. With a host of characters to choose from, you have your pick of the litter... or we can make something new! However, there are some things to be aware of when interacting with this book. Please read the foreword, and associated instructions before use! Don’t blame me if things go a little haywire, because you didn’t listen…

The book will not participate in the creation of stories involving the following themes:

• Sexual activity involving minors and animals: Under no circumstances will the Tome of Tales create anything involving minors or non-sentient creatures.
• Toilet Play: This includes scat, urine, and vomit. No disrespect to those who enjoy it, of course. You are allowed your vices, after all…
• Revenge Porn: Let’s stray away from this, please?

With that in mind, there are plenty of other kinks and debauched fun you can get up to with this crafty little invention.

Now, nothing in life is free. The Tome of Tales, while a magnificent creation, requires payment… No, Bertie! Put down that knife, we don’t take tribute in blood!

But a mere pittance of coin? Now, that is a fair price to pay for your heart’s desire.

Rates

• Live Roleplay: $35 USD per hour with a 2 hour minimum.
• Commissioned Stories: Starting at $0.05 per word, or $50 for every 1000 words. The comfort zone is between 2K and 8K words, but the Tome is capable of far more than that, if necessary.

Payment Methods:

• PayPal
• CashApp

Specialties

• Canons (Comics/Anime/Video games)
• Some TTRPG systems (VtM, D&D)
• Story-Driven Ideas, both SFW and NSFW.
• Slice of Life
• Romance. (Yes, I am a sucker for this)
• Breeding kinks
• Non-Con/Dub-Con
• Corruption
• And yes, the book can create your ideal character and scenario... with a few exceptions.

Availability

Yes, an ancient being like myself does operate within the boundaries of time. Surprisingly enough, immortality can't stop things from coming up. My times of availability are fairly static—10PM or later EST during the week, and most any time on the weekends.

Commissions are currently open. Feel free to reach out to me on Reddit DM or ask for my Discord, and we can continue the conversation there. Consultations are free, within reason, however if there’s a need for extensive research, that requires a small deposit. Time is a precious resource, after all.

Anyway, stop wasting time! Fortune favors the bold, and what’s the worst that could happen! You enjoy yourself? Open the book, and let's start creating! Both Bertie and I are looking forward to hearing from you! 😄

Has this place always been here? Most times you’d passed by, there didn’t seem to be any activity. Today seemed a little different. The normally blank sign read “Bertie’s Books and Baubles” in faded lettering, and a single elderly woman could be seen through the display window, at the counter. The soft jingle of the bell signalled your entry, and for a moment, it was difficult to tell if this place was actually open for business. You could see the particles of dust in the air, and see that some books were so old and worn, it was a wonder if they’d fall apart in your hands. Still, something compelled you enter this place. The woman casts her eyes upon you, but she doesn’t speak. She simply offers a warm, welcoming smile, and gestures silently for you to peruse. None of the titles on the shelf stuck out… save one. “A Tome of Tales — A literary adventure in which you are the hero or villain in your own story.” When you flip through the pages, they’re empty. There is no text on the parchment within. Still, it beckons, like a clarion call. Do you pick it up?

—

Well met, friend! You’re probably wondering what you’ve stumbled upon here. Well, it’s a magical talking book. One that can do something amazing. It can make some of your wildest dreams a reality.

Oh, don’t mind Bertie. She just likes to watch sometimes.

Anyway, I’m Elysium, long-time role-player and writer, newcomer to EroticaSells, and definitely not some ancient, eldritch horror inhabiting this magical book. Nope. Not at all… Anyway! I come to provide a service. Dreams, fantasies, desires? They’re made manifest on these pages. With a host of characters to choose from, you have your pick of the litter... or we can make something new! However, there are some things to be aware of when interacting with this book. Please read the foreword, and associated instructions before use! Don’t blame me if things go a little haywire, because you didn’t listen…

The book will not participate in the creation of stories involving the following themes:

• Sexual activity involving minors and animals: Under no circumstances will the Tome of Tales create anything involving minors or non-sentient creatures.
• Toilet Play: This includes scat, urine, and vomit. No disrespect to those who enjoy it, of course. You are allowed your vices, after all…
• Revenge Porn: Let’s stray away from this, please?

With that in mind, there are plenty of other kinks and debauched fun you can get up to with this crafty little invention.

Now, nothing in life is free. The Tome of Tales, while a magnificent creation, requires payment… No, Bertie! Put down that knife, we don’t take tribute in blood!

But a mere pittance of coin? Now, that is a fair price to pay for your heart’s desire.

Rates

• Live Roleplay: $35 USD per hour with a 2 hour minimum.
• Commissioned Stories: Starting at $0.05 per word, or $50 for every 1000 words. The comfort zone is between 2K and 8K words, but the Tome is capable of far more than that, if necessary.

Payment Methods:

• PayPal
• CashApp

Specialties

• Canons (Comics/Anime/Video games)
• Some TTRPG systems (VtM, D&D)
• Story-Driven Ideas, both SFW and NSFW.
• Slice of Life
• Romance. (Yes, I am a sucker for this)
• Breeding kinks
• Non-Con/Dub-Con
• Corruption
• And yes, the book can create your ideal character and scenario... with a few exceptions.

Availability

Yes, an ancient being like myself does operate within the boundaries of time. Surprisingly enough, immortality can't stop things from coming up. My times of availability are fairly static—10PM or later EST during the week, and most any time on the weekends.

Commissions are currently open. Feel free to reach out to me on Reddit DM or ask for my Discord, and we can continue the conversation there. Consultations are free, within reason, however if there’s a need for extensive research, that requires a small deposit. Time is a precious resource, after all.

Anyway, stop wasting time! Fortune favors the bold, and what’s the worst that could happen! You enjoy yourself? Open the book, and let's start creating! Both Bertie and I are looking forward to hearing from you! 😄

Has this place always been here? Most times you’d passed by, there didn’t seem to be any activity. Today seemed a little different. The normally blank sign read “Bertie’s Books and Baubles” in faded lettering, and a single elderly woman could be seen through the display window, at the counter. The soft jingle of the bell signalled your entry, and for a moment, it was difficult to tell if this place was actually open for business. You could see the particles of dust in the air, and see that some books were so old and worn, it was a wonder if they’d fall apart in your hands. Still, something compelled you enter this place. The woman casts her eyes upon you, but she doesn’t speak. She simply offers a warm, welcoming smile, and gestures silently for you to peruse. None of the titles on the shelf stuck out… save one. “A Tome of Tales — A literary adventure in which you are the hero or villain in your own story.” When you flip through the pages, they’re empty. There is no text on the parchment within. Still, it beckons, like a clarion call. Do you pick it up?

—

Well met, friend! You’re probably wondering what you’ve stumbled upon here. Well, it’s a magical talking book. One that can do something amazing. It can make some of your wildest dreams a reality.

Oh, don’t mind Bertie. She just likes to watch sometimes.

Anyway, I’m Elysium, long-time role-player and writer, newcomer to EroticaSells, and definitely not some ancient, eldritch horror inhabiting this magical book. Nope. Not at all… Anyway! I come to provide a service. Dreams, fantasies, desires? They’re made manifest on these pages. With a host of characters to choose from, you have your pick of the litter... or we can make something new! However, there are some things to be aware of when interacting with this book. Please read the foreword, and associated instructions before use! Don’t blame me if things go a little haywire, because you didn’t listen…

The book will not participate in the creation of stories involving the following themes:

• Sexual activity involving minors and animals: Under no circumstances will the Tome of Tales create anything involving minors or non-sentient creatures.
• Toilet Play: This includes scat, urine, and vomit. No disrespect to those who enjoy it, of course. You are allowed your vices, after all…
• Revenge Porn: Let’s stray away from this, please?

With that in mind, there are plenty of other kinks and debauched fun you can get up to with this crafty little invention.

Now, nothing in life is free. The Tome of Tales, while a magnificent creation, requires payment… No, Bertie! Put down that knife, we don’t take tribute in blood!

But a mere pittance of coin? Now, that is a fair price to pay for your heart’s desire.

Rates

• Live Roleplay: $35 USD per hour with a 2 hour minimum.
• Commissioned Stories: Starting at $0.05 per word, or $50 for every 1000 words. The comfort zone is between 2K and 8K words, but the Tome is capable of far more than that, if necessary.

Payment Methods:

• PayPal
• CashApp

Specialties

• Canons (Comics/Anime/Video games)
• Some TTRPG systems (VtM, D&D)
• Story-Driven Ideas, both SFW and NSFW.
• Slice of Life
• Romance. (Yes, I am a sucker for this)
• Breeding kinks
• Non-Con/Dub-Con
• Corruption
• And yes, the book can create your ideal character and scenario... with a few exceptions.

Availability

Yes, an ancient being like myself does operate within the boundaries of time. Surprisingly enough, immortality can't stop things from coming up. My times of availability are fairly static—10PM or later EST during the week, and most any time on the weekends.

Commissions are currently open. Feel free to reach out to me on Reddit DM or ask for my Discord, and we can continue the conversation there. Consultations are free, within reason, however if there’s a need for extensive research, that requires a small deposit. Time is a precious resource, after all.

Anyway, stop wasting time! Fortune favors the bold, and what’s the worst that could happen! You enjoy yourself? Open the book, and let's start creating! Both Bertie and I are looking forward to hearing from you! 😄

Has this place always been here? Most times you’d passed by, there didn’t seem to be any activity. Today seemed a little different. The normally blank sign read “Bertie’s Books and Baubles” in faded lettering, and a single elderly woman could be seen through the display window, at the counter. The soft jingle of the bell signalled your entry, and for a moment, it was difficult to tell if this place was actually open for business. You could see the particles of dust in the air, and see that some books were so old and worn, it was a wonder if they’d fall apart in your hands. Still, something compelled you enter this place. The woman casts her eyes upon you, but she doesn’t speak. She simply offers a warm, welcoming smile, and gestures silently for you to peruse. None of the titles on the shelf stuck out… save one. “A Tome of Tales — A literary adventure in which you are the hero or villain in your own story.” When you flip through the pages, they’re empty. There is no text on the parchment within. Still, it beckons, like a clarion call. Do you pick it up?

—

Well met, friend! You’re probably wondering what you’ve stumbled upon here. Well, it’s a magical talking book. One that can do something amazing. It can make some of your wildest dreams a reality.

Oh, don’t mind Bertie. She just likes to watch sometimes.

Anyway, I’m Elysium, long-time role-player and writer, newcomer to EroticaSells, and definitely not some ancient, eldritch horror inhabiting this magical book. Nope. Not at all… Anyway! I come to provide a service. Dreams, fantasies, desires? They’re made manifest on these pages. With a host of characters to choose from, you have your pick of the litter... or we can make something new! However, there are some things to be aware of when interacting with this book. Please read the foreword, and associated instructions before use! Don’t blame me if things go a little haywire, because you didn’t listen…

The book will not participate in the creation of stories involving the following themes:

• Sexual activity involving minors and animals: Under no circumstances will the Tome of Tales create anything involving minors or non-sentient creatures.
• Toilet Play: This includes scat, urine, and vomit. No disrespect to those who enjoy it, of course. You are allowed your vices, after all…
• Revenge Porn: Let’s stray away from this, please?

With that in mind, there are plenty of other kinks and debauched fun you can get up to with this crafty little invention.

Now, nothing in life is free. The Tome of Tales, while a magnificent creation, requires payment… No, Bertie! Put down that knife, we don’t take tribute in blood!

But a mere pittance of coin? Now, that is a fair price to pay for your heart’s desire.

Rates

• Live Roleplay: $35 USD per hour with a 2 hour minimum.
• Commissioned Stories: Starting at $0.05 per word, or $50 for every 1000 words. The comfort zone is between 2K and 8K words, but the Tome is capable of far more than that, if necessary.

Payment Methods:

• PayPal
• CashApp

Specialties

• Canons (Comics/Anime/Video games)
• Some TTRPG systems (VtM, D&D)
• Story-Driven Ideas, both SFW and NSFW.
• Slice of Life
• Romance. (Yes, I am a sucker for this)
• Breeding kinks
• Non-Con/Dub-Con
• Corruption
• And yes, the book can create your ideal character and scenario... with a few exceptions.

Availability

Yes, an ancient being like myself does operate within the boundaries of time. Surprisingly enough, immortality can't stop things from coming up. My times of availability are fairly static—10PM or later EST during the week, and most any time on the weekends.

Commissions are currently open. Feel free to reach out to me on Reddit DM or ask for my Discord, and we can continue the conversation there. Consultations are free, within reason, however if there’s a need for extensive research, that requires a small deposit. Time is a precious resource, after all.

Anyway, stop wasting time! Fortune favors the bold, and what’s the worst that could happen! You enjoy yourself? Open the book, and let's start creating! Both Bertie and I are looking forward to hearing from you! 😄

Has this place always been here? Most times you’d passed by, there didn’t seem to be any activity. Today seemed a little different. The normally blank sign read “Bertie’s Books and Baubles” in faded lettering, and a single elderly woman could be seen through the display window, at the counter. The soft jingle of the bell signalled your entry, and for a moment, it was difficult to tell if this place was actually open for business. You could see the particles of dust in the air, and see that some books were so old and worn, it was a wonder if they’d fall apart in your hands. Still, something compelled you enter this place. The woman casts her eyes upon you, but she doesn’t speak. She simply offers a warm, welcoming smile, and gestures silently for you to peruse. None of the titles on the shelf stuck out… save one. “A Tome of Tales — A literary adventure in which you are the hero or villain in your own story.” When you flip through the pages, they’re empty. There is no text on the parchment within. Still, it beckons, like a clarion call. Do you pick it up?

—

Well met, friend! You’re probably wondering what you’ve stumbled upon here. Well, it’s a magical talking book. One that can do something amazing. It can make some of your wildest dreams a reality.

Oh, don’t mind Bertie. She just likes to watch sometimes.

Anyway, I’m Elysium, long-time role-player and writer, newcomer to EroticaSells, and definitely not some ancient, eldritch horror inhabiting this magical book. Nope. Not at all… Anyway! I come to provide a service. Dreams, fantasies, desires? They’re made manifest on these pages. With a host of characters to choose from, you have your pick of the litter... or we can make something new! However, there are some things to be aware of when interacting with this book. Please read the foreword, and associated instructions before use! Don’t blame me if things go a little haywire, because you didn’t listen…

The book will not participate in the creation of stories involving the following themes:

• Sexual activity involving minors and animals: Under no circumstances will the Tome of Tales create anything involving minors or non-sentient creatures.
• Toilet Play: This includes scat, urine, and vomit. No disrespect to those who enjoy it, of course. You are allowed your vices, after all…
• Revenge Porn: Let’s stray away from this, please?

With that in mind, there are plenty of other kinks and debauched fun you can get up to with this crafty little invention.

Now, nothing in life is free. The Tome of Tales, while a magnificent creation, requires payment… No, Bertie! Put down that knife, we don’t take tribute in blood!

But a mere pittance of coin? Now, that is a fair price to pay for your heart’s desire.

Rates

• Live Roleplay: $35 USD per hour with a 2 hour minimum.
• Commissioned Stories: Starting at $0.05 per word, or $50 for every 1000 words. The comfort zone is between 2K and 8K words, but the Tome is capable of far more than that, if necessary.

Payment Methods:

• PayPal
• CashApp

Specialties

• Canons (Comics/Anime/Video games)
• Some TTRPG systems (VtM, D&D)
• Story-Driven Ideas, both SFW and NSFW.
• Slice of Life
• Romance. (Yes, I am a sucker for this)
• Breeding kinks
• Non-Con/Dub-Con
• Corruption
• And yes, the book can create your ideal character and scenario... with a few exceptions.

Availability

Yes, an ancient being like myself does operate within the boundaries of time. Surprisingly enough, immortality can't stop things from coming up. My times of availability are fairly static—10PM or later EST during the week, and most any time on the weekends.

Commissions are currently open. Feel free to reach out to me on Reddit DM or ask for my Discord, and we can continue the conversation there. Consultations are free, within reason, however if there’s a need for extensive research, that requires a small deposit. Time is a precious resource, after all.

Anyway, stop wasting time! Fortune favors the bold, and what’s the worst that could happen! You enjoy yourself? Open the book, and let's start creating! Both Bertie and I are looking forward to hearing from you! 😄

Has this place always been here? Most times you’d passed by, there didn’t seem to be any activity. Today seemed a little different. The normally blank sign read “Bertie’s Books and Baubles” in faded lettering, and a single elderly woman could be seen through the display window, at the counter. The soft jingle of the bell signalled your entry, and for a moment, it was difficult to tell if this place was actually open for business. You could see the particles of dust in the air, and see that some books were so old and worn, it was a wonder if they’d fall apart in your hands. Still, something compelled you enter this place. The woman casts her eyes upon you, but she doesn’t speak. She simply offers a warm, welcoming smile, and gestures silently for you to peruse. None of the titles on the shelf stuck out… save one. “A Tome of Tales — A literary adventure in which you are the hero or villain in your own story.” When you flip through the pages, they’re empty. There is no text on the parchment within. Still, it beckons, like a clarion call. Do you pick it up?

—

Well met, friend! You’re probably wondering what you’ve stumbled upon here. Well, it’s a magical talking book. One that can do something amazing. It can make some of your wildest dreams a reality.

Oh, don’t mind Bertie. She just likes to watch sometimes.

Anyway, I’m Elysium, long-time role-player and writer, newcomer to EroticaSells, and definitely not some ancient, eldritch horror inhabiting this magical book. Nope. Not at all… Anyway! I come to provide a service. Dreams, fantasies, desires? They’re made manifest on these pages. With a host of characters to choose from, you have your pick of the litter... or we can make something new! However, there are some things to be aware of when interacting with this book. Please read the foreword, and associated instructions before use! Don’t blame me if things go a little haywire, because you didn’t listen…

The book will not participate in the creation of stories involving the following themes:

• Sexual activity involving minors and animals: Under no circumstances will the Tome of Tales create anything involving minors or non-sentient creatures.
• Toilet Play: This includes scat, urine, and vomit. No disrespect to those who enjoy it, of course. You are allowed your vices, after all…
• Revenge Porn: Let’s stray away from this, please?

With that in mind, there are plenty of other kinks and debauched fun you can get up to with this crafty little invention.

Now, nothing in life is free. The Tome of Tales, while a magnificent creation, requires payment… No, Bertie! Put down that knife, we don’t take tribute in blood!

But a mere pittance of coin? Now, that is a fair price to pay for your heart’s desire.

Rates

• Live Roleplay: $35 USD per hour with a 2 hour minimum.
• Commissioned Stories: Starting at $0.05 per word, or $50 for every 1000 words. The comfort zone is between 2K and 8K words, but the Tome is capable of far more than that, if necessary.

Payment Methods:

• PayPal
• CashApp

Specialties

• Canons (Comics/Anime/Video games)
• Some TTRPG systems (VtM, D&D)
• Story-Driven Ideas, both SFW and NSFW.
• Slice of Life
• Romance. (Yes, I am a sucker for this)
• Breeding kinks
• Non-Con/Dub-Con
• Corruption
• And yes, the book can create your ideal character and scenario... with a few exceptions.

Availability

Yes, an ancient being like myself does operate within the boundaries of time. Surprisingly enough, immortality can't stop things from coming up. My times of availability are fairly static—10PM or later EST during the week, and most any time on the weekends.

Commissions are currently open. Feel free to reach out to me on Reddit DM or ask for my Discord, and we can continue the conversation there. Consultations are free, within reason, however if there’s a need for extensive research, that requires a small deposit. Time is a precious resource, after all.

Anyway, stop wasting time! Fortune favors the bold, and what’s the worst that could happen! You enjoy yourself? Open the book, and let's start creating! Both Bertie and I are looking forward to hearing from you! 😄

Has this place always been here? Most times you’d passed by, there didn’t seem to be any activity. Today seemed a little different. The normally blank sign read “Bertie’s Books and Baubles” in faded lettering, and a single elderly woman could be seen through the display window, at the counter. The soft jingle of the bell signalled your entry, and for a moment, it was difficult to tell if this place was actually open for business. You could see the particles of dust in the air, and see that some books were so old and worn, it was a wonder if they’d fall apart in your hands. Still, something compelled you enter this place. The woman casts her eyes upon you, but she doesn’t speak. She simply offers a warm, welcoming smile, and gestures silently for you to peruse. None of the titles on the shelf stuck out… save one. “A Tome of Tales — A literary adventure in which you are the hero or villain in your own story.” When you flip through the pages, they’re empty. There is no text on the parchment within. Still, it beckons, like a clarion call. Do you pick it up?

—

Well met, friend! You’re probably wondering what you’ve stumbled upon here. Well, it’s a magical talking book. One that can do something amazing. It can make some of your wildest dreams a reality.

Oh, don’t mind Bertie. She just likes to watch sometimes.

Anyway, I’m Elysium, long-time role-player and writer, newcomer to EroticaSells, and definitely not some ancient, eldritch horror inhabiting this magical book. Nope. Not at all… Anyway! I come to provide a service. Dreams, fantasies, desires? They’re made manifest on these pages. With a host of characters to choose from, you have your pick of the litter... or we can make something new! However, there are some things to be aware of when interacting with this book. Please read the foreword, and associated instructions before use! Don’t blame me if things go a little haywire, because you didn’t listen…

The book will not participate in the creation of stories involving the following themes:

• Sexual activity involving minors and animals: Under no circumstances will the Tome of Tales create anything involving minors or non-sentient creatures.
• Toilet Play: This includes scat, urine, and vomit. No disrespect to those who enjoy it, of course. You are allowed your vices, after all…
• Revenge Porn: Let’s stray away from this, please?

With that in mind, there are plenty of other kinks and debauched fun you can get up to with this crafty little invention.

Now, nothing in life is free. The Tome of Tales, while a magnificent creation, requires payment… No, Bertie! Put down that knife, we don’t take tribute in blood!

But a mere pittance of coin? Now, that is a fair price to pay for your heart’s desire.

Rates

• Live Roleplay: $35 USD per hour with a 2 hour minimum.
• Commissioned Stories: Starting at $0.05 per word, or $50 for every 1000 words. The comfort zone is between 2K and 8K words, but the Tome is capable of far more than that, if necessary.

Payment Methods:

• PayPal
• CashApp

Specialties

• Canons (Comics/Anime/Video games)
• Some TTRPG systems (VtM, D&D)
• Story-Driven Ideas, both SFW and NSFW.
• Slice of Life
• Romance. (Yes, I am a sucker for this)
• Breeding kinks
• Non-Con/Dub-Con
• Corruption
• And yes, the book can create your ideal character and scenario... with a few exceptions.

Availability

Yes, an ancient being like myself does operate within the boundaries of time. Surprisingly enough, immortality can't stop things from coming up. My times of availability are fairly static—10PM or later EST during the week, and most any time on the weekends.

Commissions are currently open. Feel free to reach out to me on Reddit DM or ask for my Discord, and we can continue the conversation there. Consultations are free, within reason, however if there’s a need for extensive research, that requires a small deposit. Time is a precious resource, after all.

Anyway, stop wasting time! Fortune favors the bold, and what’s the worst that could happen! You enjoy yourself? Open the book, and let's start creating! Both Bertie and I are looking forward to hearing from you! 😄

Has this place always been here? Most times you’d passed by, there didn’t seem to be any activity. Today seemed a little different. The normally blank sign read “Bertie’s Books and Baubles” in faded lettering, and a single elderly woman could be seen through the display window, at the counter. The soft jingle of the bell signalled your entry, and for a moment, it was difficult to tell if this place was actually open for business. You could see the particles of dust in the air, and see that some books were so old and worn, it was a wonder if they’d fall apart in your hands. Still, something compelled you enter this place. The woman casts her eyes upon you, but she doesn’t speak. She simply offers a warm, welcoming smile, and gestures silently for you to peruse. None of the titles on the shelf stuck out… save one. “A Tome of Tales — A literary adventure in which you are the hero or villain in your own story.” When you flip through the pages, they’re empty. There is no text on the parchment within. Still, it beckons, like a clarion call. Do you pick it up?

—

Well met, friend! You’re probably wondering what you’ve stumbled upon here. Well, it’s a magical talking book. One that can do something amazing. It can make some of your wildest dreams a reality.

Oh, don’t mind Bertie. She just likes to watch sometimes.

Anyway, I’m Elysium, long-time role-player and writer, newcomer to EroticaSells, and definitely not some ancient, eldritch horror inhabiting this magical book. Nope. Not at all… Anyway! I come to provide a service. Dreams, fantasies, desires? They’re made manifest on these pages. With a host of characters to choose from, you have your pick of the litter... or we can make something new! However, there are some things to be aware of when interacting with this book. Please read the foreword, and associated instructions before use! Don’t blame me if things go a little haywire, because you didn’t listen…

The book will not participate in the creation of stories involving the following themes:

• Sexual activity involving minors and animals: Under no circumstances will the Tome of Tales create anything involving minors or non-sentient creatures.
• Toilet Play: This includes scat, urine, and vomit. No disrespect to those who enjoy it, of course. You are allowed your vices, after all…
• Revenge Porn: Let’s stray away from this, please?

With that in mind, there are plenty of other kinks and debauched fun you can get up to with this crafty little invention.

Now, nothing in life is free. The Tome of Tales, while a magnificent creation, requires payment… No, Bertie! Put down that knife, we don’t take tribute in blood!

But a mere pittance of coin? Now, that is a fair price to pay for your heart’s desire.

Rates

• Live Roleplay: $35 USD per hour with a 2 hour minimum.
• Commissioned Stories: Starting at $0.05 per word, or $50 for every 1000 words. The comfort zone is between 2K and 8K words, but the Tome is capable of far more than that, if necessary.

Payment Methods:

• PayPal
• CashApp

Specialties

• Canons (Comics/Anime/Video games)
• Some TTRPG systems (VtM, D&D)
• Story-Driven Ideas, both SFW and NSFW.
• Slice of Life
• Romance. (Yes, I am a sucker for this)
• Breeding kinks
• Non-Con/Dub-Con
• Corruption
• And yes, the book can create your ideal character and scenario... with a few exceptions.

Availability

Yes, an ancient being like myself does operate within the boundaries of time. Surprisingly enough, immortality can't stop things from coming up. My times of availability are fairly static—10PM or later EST during the week, and most any time on the weekends.

Commissions are currently open. Feel free to reach out to me on Reddit DM or ask for my Discord, and we can continue the conversation there. Consultations are free, within reason, however if there’s a need for extensive research, that requires a small deposit. Time is a precious resource, after all.

Anyway, stop wasting time! Fortune favors the bold, and what’s the worst that could happen! You enjoy yourself? Open the book, and let's start creating! Both Bertie and I are looking forward to hearing from you! 😄

Has this place always been here? Most times you’d passed by, there didn’t seem to be any activity. Today seemed a little different. The normally blank sign read “Bertie’s Books and Baubles” in faded lettering, and a single elderly woman could be seen through the display window, at the counter. The soft jingle of the bell signalled your entry, and for a moment, it was difficult to tell if this place was actually open for business. You could see the particles of dust in the air, and see that some books were so old and worn, it was a wonder if they’d fall apart in your hands. Still, something compelled you enter this place. The woman casts her eyes upon you, but she doesn’t speak. She simply offers a warm, welcoming smile, and gestures silently for you to peruse. None of the titles on the shelf stuck out… save one. “A Tome of Tales — A literary adventure in which you are the hero or villain in your own story.” When you flip through the pages, they’re empty. There is no text on the parchment within. Still, it beckons, like a clarion call. Do you pick it up?

—

Well met, friend! You’re probably wondering what you’ve stumbled upon here. Well, it’s a magical talking book. One that can do something amazing. It can make some of your wildest dreams a reality.

Oh, don’t mind Bertie. She just likes to watch sometimes.

Anyway, I’m Elysium, long-time role-player and writer, newcomer to EroticaSells, and definitely not some ancient, eldritch horror inhabiting this magical book. Nope. Not at all… Anyway! I come to provide a service. Dreams, fantasies, desires? They’re made manifest on these pages. With a host of characters to choose from, you have your pick of the litter... or we can make something new! However, there are some things to be aware of when interacting with this book. Please read the foreword, and associated instructions before use! Don’t blame me if things go a little haywire, because you didn’t listen…

The book will not participate in the creation of stories involving the following themes:

• Sexual activity involving minors and animals: Under no circumstances will the Tome of Tales create anything involving minors or non-sentient creatures.
• Toilet Play: This includes scat, urine, and vomit. No disrespect to those who enjoy it, of course. You are allowed your vices, after all…
• Revenge Porn: Let’s stray away from this, please?

With that in mind, there are plenty of other kinks and debauched fun you can get up to with this crafty little invention.

Now, nothing in life is free. The Tome of Tales, while a magnificent creation, requires payment… No, Bertie! Put down that knife, we don’t take tribute in blood!

But a mere pittance of coin? Now, that is a fair price to pay for your heart’s desire.

Rates

• Live Roleplay: $35 USD per hour with a 2 hour minimum.
• Commissioned Stories: Starting at $0.05 per word, or $50 for every 1000 words. The comfort zone is between 2K and 8K words, but the Tome is capable of far more than that, if necessary.

Payment Methods:

• PayPal
• CashApp

Specialties

• Canons (Comics/Anime/Video games)
• Some TTRPG systems (VtM, D&D)
• Story-Driven Ideas, both SFW and NSFW.
• Slice of Life
• Romance. (Yes, I am a sucker for this)
• Breeding kinks
• Non-Con/Dub-Con
• Corruption
• And yes, the book can create your ideal character and scenario... with a few exceptions.

Availability

Yes, an ancient being like myself does operate within the boundaries of time. Surprisingly enough, immortality can't stop things from coming up. My times of availability are fairly static—10PM or later EST during the week, and most any time on the weekends.

Commissions are currently open. Feel free to reach out to me on Reddit DM or ask for my Discord, and we can continue the conversation there. Consultations are free, within reason, however if there’s a need for extensive research, that requires a small deposit. Time is a precious resource, after all.

Anyway, stop wasting time! Fortune favors the bold, and what’s the worst that could happen! You enjoy yourself? Open the book, and let's start creating! Both Bertie and I are looking forward to hearing from you! 😄