Anyone wanna give this bat a good fight? (Nothing serious, just a good ole’ fashioned battle)
u/Tentaclegame — 14 days ago
▲ 12 r/wankbattlespokemon
Uh-hehehehe…hey…sorry I didn’t get to many people today…I had a- GREAT time with u/MinimumEffort456 and one of his lovely wives, u/Frosty_Case_4597. They set me straight and gave me a good purpose as a defeat slut…and a wife myself.
Record: 0-4 (losing streak)
u/Tentaclegame — 1 month ago
Good evening darlings~! This lovely Gliscor finally has some time on her pinchers and is looking for just the special someone to sink her teeth into! Don’t be shy. Just be tasty looking.
I’ll try to handle everyone when I can, so don’t worry if I don’t respond immediately!
u/Tentaclegame — 1 month ago
And once again…the new debuting Gliscor has lost. This time suffering a humiliating defeat against u/Poke_Sexfighter, out of the grace of his heart not being one of his pets, but merely his Cock Cleaning Bunny Banging Bitches
“Next time I’m thinking through these extra rules…”
3 extra pieces of art (All Cinderace and Raboot (+plus one Floragato due to the utter stomp.)
Results:
8’s given: 2
9’s given: 1
10’s given: 2
Capture Battle Format, Extreme Size Matters ruling, 50 HP
Lost to: Items and Luck
W/L record: 0-2 (LOSING STREAK)
Last Win: N/A
Pokemon playing: Gliscor (Ground/Flying)
Against: Cinderace (Fire)
Opponent HP left: 70 (Won Size Matters)
Gliscor
Ability: Hyper Cutter ( +2 to torn clothes)
Held Item: Life Orb (+2 to all)
Cinderace
Ability: Blaze (+2 to images with fire type after user edges (or when below 25 HP) [Was 75 due to other ruling]
Loaded Dice: 6 sided die on each rating. 1-2 add three to the rating,3 -4 no change, 5-6 minus three to the rating.
Unfair Ruling(s)
Resilient: User gains 25 HP. This increases the HP Requirement of Blaze to be 50 instead of 25.
Bad Luck: Opponent rolls the result for Loaded Die twice, and chooses the worse result.
Main image source(s): Rule34
Major Stake: Body worship paragraph
u/Tentaclegame — 1 month ago
uggggh. For a first-timer's fight between me, a pathetic Gliscor, and u/OrgasmicFinish, a dashing Scraggy… I lost and became his Lizard Licking Scale Slut…
“I got way too cocky…”
3 extra pieces of art (2 sub, 1 dom.)
Results:
8’s given: 3
9’s given: 2
10’s given: 3
Wild Battle Format, types were not used despite disadvantages.
Lost to: came by reading out text… (with 4 hp left.)
W/L record: 0-1
Last Win: N/A
Pokemon playing: Gliscor (Ground/Flying)
Against: Scraggy (Dark/Fighting)
Opponent HP left: 3
Ability: N/A (basic battle)
Held Item: N/A (basic battle)
Main image source(s): Rule34
u/Tentaclegame — 1 month ago