Coming up with fun new ways to be a WoW slut! I'm working on some guidelines for Sluts of all kinds in Azeroth! Let's keep our Doms happy and satisfied, everyone!

Not sure if this should be flaired Porn or Discussion, but I went with Discussion. If this is wrong, let me know!

Ok, Sluts! I've been deeply into World of Warcraft lately and adore being a Slut, but I'm not super into high-stress situations such as Raids or higher level Dungeons, so I wanted to make a little game/set of rules for myself and those Sluts like me who want to please our wonderful Doms. I'm also doing this because I'd love to see more Dom/Slut activity in WoW and fill my friends list with all you wonderful people who have made me feel welcome here. So, without further ado:

A SLUT'S GUIDE TO AZEROTH

  1. Grab a roleplay addon. TotalRP3 is a great one as it lets you create a fun profile for your character. Don't be lewd in it, but feel free to describe your character in a cute, attractive or fun way. In your profile, mention your Slut wears a pin shaped like a heart with <[ACS]3 on it. This will be our secret little club and stands for 'Azeroth Courtesan Society'. This will let members of this sub know they've encountered a HealSlut! Doms, feel free to wear the badge as well but instead make it >[ACS]< to identify yourself as a Dom. Doms are not required to wear the badge. They may simply contact a Slut and ask for service!
  2. Get a player house! The first one you get in-game is free and can be used by any of your characters. Decorate it to your tastes, but make sure it is welcoming and cozy! Doms may want to go back to your place and it's up to us to make sure our houses are presentable!
  3. Visit the Transmografier! Get yourself a couple of outfits. It may take a while, but that's OK! Until you get something cute/sexy to show off with, it is always fine to strip down 'naked' for your Doms when you're in the privacy of your own home.
  4. Always carry some extra food and beverage with you! Purely for roleplay purposes. Get some food and drink, make sure to offer it to your Dom. The nicer the snacks, the better. Always carry plenty, in case you are approached by multiple Doms.
  5. Always treat your Doms with respect! Even if they are a lower level than you! You are the Slut, they are the Dom! Be a good girl and treat them with respect, make them feel welcome and relaxed. We treat Doms well, no matter their level, faction, or class.

5a. A Slut may refuse a request by a Dom that she is uncomfortable with (or that she does not have time to fulfill) but this must be done so respectfully. Doms should respect a Slut's right to say no. If you are just being bratty, be sure to tell your Dom this OOC (Out Of Character) so they know.

  1. Every few quests (usually 3-4) be sure to offer your Dom some service! They may be needing a quick break and a blowjob, tit-fuck or handjob while they relax will perk them right up! If you are questing with more than one Dom, you must offer you services to all of them. Be sure to offer snacks/drinks as well!

  2. If a Dom guides you through a dungeon (no matter their role: Tank, DPS, Healer) they are allowed to fuck you. If there is more than one Dom in the group, they are all allowed to fuck you. Again, it is polite to have refreshing beverages or snacks on-hand.

  3. If you screw up in a Dungeon, Raid, or other team activity the Dom is allowed to have you service them in whatever way they should choose. This applies for ALL Doms in the group.

  4. If a Dom bests you in PvP or some other competition/contest, you must put [Dom's Name]'s Companion in your TotalRP3 profile somewhere. Doms may also spar/PvP/contest each other for Companionship of a Slut. While a Companion of a Dom, the Slut may only service that particular Dom. Companionship last for an agreed upon amount of time. During this time, the Slut must also wear any outfit the Dom desires.

  5. Holidays are a great time to get together! Events such as the Darkmoon Faire and Brewfest are rarely done by the majority of players (everyone is in the new content) so you'll have plenty of privacy and open space to find places to cozy up!

  6. At Level 10 you get access to mounts, making world travel much easier and faster. At level 20 you unlock Steady Flight, as an alternative flying style which makes precise control much easier. By adventuring in the Dragonflight expansion (the tutorial drops you off here) you'll earn a ridealong mount, which allows for two players to ride it. Be sure to offer your Dom a ride!

  7. Have fun! If you have anything to add or tweak, let me know! If you're new to the game, feel free to message me for info or advice.

u/TheSpitefulCr0w — 4 days ago

[GM4A] [PbP] [LFG] [Cairn 2e] The Party That Lays Together, Stays Together

You're adventurers. You're rugged, in-shape, have a bad case of wanderlust and plenty of stamina. It gets lonely on the road and when you're not hiking between towns, you're battling fierce monsters or placing yourself in perilous situations where death awaits at any moment to drag you into the void.

Of course you're going to be banging each other's brains out any moment you get a chance!

Is it really so surprising that parties of adventurers tend to be frisky with each other? They're basically wandering groups of well-armed swingers. So let's not pretend to be all uptight and snooty about it; you're here because you love three things.

-Sex

-Adventure

-Treasure

Your personal priorities might arrange the order of those three, but you love all of them. If you're reading this, you want an adventure, you want loot and you want to pound the curvy healer in your group until she starts praying to her Goddess and her eyes roll back.

Let's begin with the plot hook; Two weeks ago, Aldra, the beloved butcher of Isthmus Town, suddenly vanished without a trace. Some days later, a local teen reported seeing a man swallowed up by the earth near Deadmill. Others have also gone missing. Now the townsfolk of Isthmus are left wondering: who's next?

The group heads to Isthmus town for various reasons, where adventure, danger and a mystery all await!

The system we'll be using is Cairn 2e, a free OSR-style, rules-lite game! Cairn is classless, narrative-focused and dangerous! If you want a real adventure, you'll find it here! It's important to note here that there is no leveling in Cairn as you're used to. No 'ding! You all get better stats!' as in 5e or other TTRPG's. Instead, adventurers need to use downtime to train. You need to train, learn under someone, or practice an action. It may not always be possible to increase a skill simply because no trainer is in the local area to teach you how. The upside to this: in Cairn you can learn just about anything.

Your character is shaped by their experiences, what they carry with them, and what (or who) they know. Fighters can learn alchemy. Spellcasters can learn to swing a sword. Anything is possible, if you simply explore the world.

The platform we'll be playing on is Discord, play-by-post. I'll be recruiting any of you fine folks who are up for a collaborative and lewd adventure with a mixture of smut and plot. Experience with Cairn 2e is not necessary! The rules are available for free on itch.io if you'd like to browse them before messaging with your interest. Hope to hear from you soon!

u/TheSpitefulCr0w — 5 days ago

[LFG] [GM4M] [PbP] A fantastic fantasy adventure in a lewd and lascivious world!

Greetings! I'm Emily, but you can call me Bird if you like. I am 24, Female and have several years of DM'ing experience! I'm looking to run a play-by-post adventure for a small group of guys who want to have a little naughtiness with their dice rolling.

The system in use will be Spellburns and Battlescars a rules-lite OSR-style system. Easy to learn, fast to play, dangerous and challenging adventuring and combat. If you've heard of Cairn, Knave, or Into The Odd, it's like that.

The world will be your standard Fantasy setting. The game takes place on the Isle of Fuchswell which is a mix of high and low fantasy - magic is powerful like in D&D, but actual magic users are rare. Adventurers are treated almost like celebrities, since they do the jobs that the local guards or army can't (or just won't) do. They are organized by what's known as The Bracer's Guild and sent out across the land, picking up whatever jobs need to be done along the way.

Our porn-to-plot ratio will likely be about 50/50, with half of the time spent dungeon delving/adventuring and the other half on "downtime", likely healing up from adventures and/or bedding the local ladies who just love big, strong adventurers!

The platform will be Discord and gameplay will be play-by-post, with players required to post at least once every other day to keep things moving. I'm looking for up to three players for this, to keep the group small. This will be sandbox style, meaning you need not stick together, should you desire to adventure alone.

So! If this sounds like something that might be up your alley, please send me a message!

u/TheSpitefulCr0w — 18 days ago

[F4M] [OC x OC] Looking for some lewd fun between our OC's! Anyone out there up for fucking a ditzy, busty blonde?

u/TheSpitefulCr0w — 1 month ago

[F4M] [OC x OC/Canon] I've got a cute new OC that could use a nice, rough, 'hands on' kind of welcome to UA! Bring your own OC or play a canon character!

Name: Yoko Piero

Age: 18

Height: Average

Appearance: Blonde hair, green eyes, half-Japanese and half-Italian heritage, always appears like she's daydreaming, looks very cute despite looking like she just rolled out of bed, hero costume is clown-themed with a card motif

Personality: Cheerful, Energetic, Clumsy, Ditzy

Hero Name: Riffle, The Big Top Hero

Quirk: Wild Card

Kinks: Rough sex, multiple rounds, group sex, casual sex, oral (giving), lots of cum, breeding/mating press, doggystyle, tit-fucking, being groped

u/TheSpitefulCr0w — 1 month ago

Bringing my Doms back to my player house so can help them relax and unwind between quests is my favorite thing

u/TheSpitefulCr0w — 1 month ago

[FGM4M] Isekai Harem Adventure! Become an adventurer in a lewd fantasy world, explore at your leisure and bed multiple girls in every city!

u/TheSpitefulCr0w — 2 months ago

[F4M] Bleach the DBZ-verse! Looking for a DOM BWC to jump into this isekai story where you get transported to the world of DBZ!

u/TheSpitefulCr0w — 2 months ago