u/TheToweringZiggurat

I originally posted this on the /masturbation sub when someone asked about the craziest place/situation we've ever masturbated, but I figured it also fits in here:

I'd been watching vintage porn at a cousins house. Afterwards I went home and tried several times to autofellate myself, but I couldn't seem to pull it off.. Years later, after I'd been somewhat successful at it. Never more than head/glans contact. Well, one time, I found myself back at that cousins place. At this point, we were young adults, so I didn't want to share a bed with him anymore.. So i started sleeping on the couch in their basement. The problem was that my aunt and uncles bedroom was right above the basement living room, so I had to be really quiet. I put on some more vintage porn (like '70s and 80s stuff on Beta!) and started pleasuring myself. Just light stroking at first. I ended up finding my first gang bang scene. I'd seen a lot of different porn by that point.. yet somehow missed GB stuff. Back then, there were usually several guys on one girl, but this one was the opposite. One guy was lightly tied to a chair (normally not a big fan of bondage either), hands behind his back so he couldn't touch. both feet tied to the chair legs individually, one leg came free after 10 minutes or so. several ladies (like 8-10) on this one guy. but only one at a time, they'd kneel in front of him and keep sucking him off for about 2 minutes each. After the fifth girl got him to cum, the next couple girls fuck him by either straddling him and the chair or by sitting back up against him. After about 3 girls he came again. Inside her. when she got up, it all leaked out and left his cock completely drenched in his cum and the sloop of 3 different vaginas. The next girl without hesitation or using her hands to rub him clean (or cleaner) grabbed his base and balls in both her hands and shoved the sloppy stick right in her mouth sucking off as much goo as she could.

I was in shock. I'd tasted my own out of curiosity before and swallowed a bit of my own by necessity before, but I never actually WANTED cum at any point in my life yet. Now, I needed to taste cum, take it and hold onto it for at least 10 seconds. To actually taste it on purpose! Mine preferably, but anyone's would do. The problem was it was 3 am and I'm not into guys. I don't mind cock, I mean I love mine.. but I can't deal with the rest of the guy that comes with it (which is why I'm really into dildos I guess). I ended up trying to self-suck. I just leaned down and stuck out my tongue, expecting a brief touch as I'd not been practicing at all for months. I got my tongue under the ridge of the top of my head. Without pulling away I managed a suckling kiss that covered half the glans... this was all without stretching first or anything... I immediately oozed some precum and my eyes went wide and my heart raced and I thought... holy fuck, If I go legs over head and have something good to brace against I bet I can actually get passed the head for the first time. I pushed the ottoman over and got my legs and ass over my head with my feet tucked into the couch between the back and the seat cushions and slid it right in. I got three great suckles on the whole head in my mouth, but no real shaft depth... but it didn't matter. I actually came while in my mouth, not simply cumming into my mouth from a couple inches away. I came so hard and so much that I couldn't swallow in that position. I rolled up off myself and knelt on the floor looking for a place I could spit. There was no washroom down there. There was a garbage can in the bar, but I couldn't find it with the lights off. Panic setting in I closed my eyes and swallowed the whole load. I'd never done a whole load before. Couple drops here and there, or came in my hand and licked a bit of it. I was familiar with my taste, but was never comfortable with that quantity.

Now some people prolly think there's nothing unusual about this... Sure it was in a private residence... but it wasn't MY house and everyone was home. my aunt. my uncle. my best friend/closest cousin and his older brother. All it would've taken was for one of them to wake up and come downstairs and my secret woulda been out. Sometimes I fantasize that someone was watching but was so turned on they didn't interfere and simply watched and enjoyed my show. I'm sure that if they were sitting on the stairs to the main floor they coulda saw everything as I was well illuminated byt the light of the TV. You know, I've never told any of them about it. As far as I know they never found out. But the very next day I told my step-brother all about it!!

Alot of the posters here want instant results. Bare in mind it takes weeks to months to learn how to do this. What works for one guy may or may not work for the next. There are many variables. The trick is to keep trying, keep experimenting, and most importantly, keep having fun while doing it. If it isn't fun, it isn't worth it.

Concentrate on one aspect at a time.

1., just getting the tip in.

2., relaxing your anus.

3., knowing what kind of lube you need.

4., whether or not you need/want to shave.

5., what you need to do in order to stay inside.

6., what you need to do in order to reach orgasm.

It took me about a week to get the head in. It took a couple weeks to figure out that the self-riding technique works best for me. It took months before I was able to cum inside myself.

Be patient. Be experimental. Be having fun.

TTZ