[M4F] Recently tested with proof of cleanliness. Will host

I really need a lady to come over to my place and do me a solid. I need to be drained. I have recent full panel test results and will provide the paperwork proving I'm clean of all STDs-STIs. I need your help. πŸŒπŸ’¦

No men

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u/The_Friendly_Pervert β€” 3 days ago
β–² 0 r/nolahookup

[M4F] Metairie - Seeking Spirit healing Compassion and Connections

Let's unleash some dopamine and oxytocin together! I'm a self-admitted pleasure junkie seeking liberated/like-minded friends. I'm hoping to make long-lasting friendships inside and out of the bedroom.

Me:

\-Handsome

\-Nice

\-Overly sensitive to touch = squirmer

\-Health snob

\-Whole Foods snob

\-Gym goer

You:

\-Curvy

\-Upbeat and warm personality

\-Non-toxic

\-Likes to be worshipped πŸ‘

\-Not entitled, a brat, or holier than thou

I recently started a health regiment that has me feeling like a teenage boy again. I didn't like it then and I don't like it now. I need ride-or-die BFFs who are willing to handle my johnson when my libido gets out of hand. Having testicles can be difficult at times, so I really need help to curb my desires when it gets extreme. Outside of the bedroom I enjoy trying new restaurants and coffee shops. I also enjoy billiards, festivals, and fairs. I'm mostly the get up and go type, but I also don't mind binging TV shows. I'm currently watching The Sopranos for the 1000th time. πŸ™‚

I'm recently full panel tested as of 07-15-2026. I can host you and provide you with clean test results.

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u/The_Friendly_Pervert β€” 5 days ago
β–² 7 r/realfreeusegirls+3 crossposts

36 [M4F] Spirit Healing Compassion

Seeking warm energy and a soft touch

Let's unleash some dopamine and oxytocin together. Hopefully it'll be the start of an everlasting friendship. I'm a self-admitted pleasure junkie searching for sexually liberated/like-minded friends of the opposite sex.

Me:

-Lover boy

-Booty fetishist

-Overly sensitive squirmer

-Handsome

-Nice

-Boojee Whole Foods snob

You:

-Curvy

-Non-toxic

-Upbeat and warm

-Loves to be worshipped πŸ‘

-Not entitled, a brat, or holier than thou

When you're not busy making me squirm in the bedroom, I'd like to experience new things in and around the city. I like fairs and festivals, and basically anything get-up-and-go. I'm looking for ride or die BFF's who will handle my johnson when my libido gets out of hand. Having testicles gets difficult sometimes. I've also recently began a health regiment and ist skyrocketed my libido to the point I feel like a teenager again. I didn't like it the first time and I don't like it now. πŸ˜‚

Recently tested 7-15-26. Will gladly provide clean results.

u/The_Friendly_Pervert β€” 5 days ago

[M4F] Metairie - Looking for help

Libidos winning the fight. Can somebody help me so I can function like a regular person again, please? Diet, exercise, and health supplements has turned me into a teenage boy again. Make it stop. πŸŒπŸ’¦

Tall, caucasian, and friendly. CAN HOST

No men

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u/The_Friendly_Pervert β€” 6 days ago

[M4F] Metairie - Looking for help

Libidos winning the fight. Can somebody get it out of my system so I can function like a regular person again? Please? πŸŒπŸ’¦

Tall, caucasian, and friendly.

No men

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u/The_Friendly_Pervert β€” 6 days ago

[M4F] New Orleans, LA - Tested 7-15-26 and ready to film. Seeking female partners.

I have a beautiful looking member and I'm mostly looking to film it being played with POV, but I'm open to filming other styles of niche as well.

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u/The_Friendly_Pervert β€” 7 days ago

Longing for a wife while navigating your way through life scarred

Handsome/friendly/sociable and not awkward. Yet, afraid to meet. I was great once. Don't ever underestimate the power of an unstable woman.

Please be kind to each other.

[Trauma alert]

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u/The_Friendly_Pervert β€” 22 days ago

[MF4FFFFFFFFF] Louisiana - Fun & Games

Male and female collab partners seeking other women for a "blowjob roulette" scene.

Easy peezy - each woman will have 1 minute to let'er rip on the shaft while another acting as timekeeper keeps control of the switching. Around and around we go - who will walk away with the load?

Feel free to reach out to discuss if interested. All participants involved will have rights to the video after completion.

u/The_Friendly_Pervert β€” 2 months ago

Tall, handsome, and not a psychopath. I'm friendly and I have very comfortable energy. I'm looking to meet-up for some innocent fun and see if there's a spark. I'm hoping to make real friends who I can mash bits with. I'm open to no-strings-attached, but it isn't ideal. There's so much more pleasure when you feel close emotionally.

Vanilla interests:

-Exploring new places

-Mediterranean food

-Shooting guns

-Working out

-Billiards

Naughty interests:

-Major butt fetish

-Breeding kink

-Overly sensitive penis - I squirm and I'm loud.

No guys! Seriously dudes, just please don't. Notice the title stating "[M4F]." I wish the best for you, but I just couldn't be less interested.

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u/The_Friendly_Pervert β€” 3 months ago

Hello there and thanks for stopping by. I'm a solo guy looking to rebrand myself as a POV creator. I'm seeking women who enjoy showing off their sexual prowess.

It's difficult to get started in this sort of thing as a solo guy without many available partners. Female models typically won't film with someone unless they're a big name or attached with an agency. Well, you gotta get there somehow - everything has a beginning. Are there any female models willing to make an investment with their time? Help would be greatly appreciated. πŸ™‚

I'm in South-east Louisiana and will be happy to travel within reason. I hope to hear back!

u/The_Friendly_Pervert β€” 3 months ago

[M4F] New Orleans - Overly Sensitive Penis Seeks Friend

Make me squirm and I'm your best friend! Like a pet dog happy to see you. 😫πŸ₯Ήβ€οΈ

u/The_Friendly_Pervert β€” 3 months ago