An ode to the road boner
One of the greatest tools in the edging arsenal of all penis havers. There’s a bump in the road. A dirty thought. Sometimes I can’t even tell which came first. But then I feel it, slowly swelling inside my pants. Pushing up, becoming more visible. Making the jeans feel so tight. Now every little shake of the car, every dip or thump, sends pleasure through the tip. Thoughts getting filthier. Whole world turning into porn. I can feel it rubbing against the fabric. Aching to be freed. But I can’t do that, at least not yet. I’m well behaved and well adjusted. You don’t just take your cock out in a moving vehicle. Right?
So I let a finger or two wander down to my lap, and begin lightly stroking the frenulum through my bulging pants. It makes the whole body start to buzz, and the head feels fuzzy. I’m watching the road but the brain is only thinking about the cock, and where I’d like to put it. Twitching every time my finger runs by. Rubbing a little faster, breathing a little faster. I shouldn’t take it out. Should I? I think I should. It deserves some nice, full strokes. Fuck. I’m at my destination. Now I have to try to hide this rod poking my pants while I get out of the car and walk inside.