u/Themissmonday

Have a safe weekend everyone! No headaches! So i spent the day as i do every Memorial weekend on the balcony telling golfers where there lost balls are and handing out free cookies (new recipe this year was a hit) and free day passes to my Onlyfans to those that are interested. And in the four years i’ve done this i’ve never once gotten a single sunburn until today! look at my poor rump oh my goodness did i get it good! Where in the heck was my lotion guy? Who is my lotion guy? Do i even have a lotion guy? I need a lotion guy, i never would have thought i needed a guy for that before today? Seriously would anyone recommend a good lotion guy? seems like a gross kind of job to have really? A
Dm me with dick pics they are a must as lotion application must be done manually with pecker! we need this to be fun and interesting and exciting right? Dm me!