**THIS IS A PARODY AND BY NO MEANS REPRESENTS THE AUTHOR’S TRUE VALUES OR BELIEFS. THIS POST WAS CREATED FOR COMEDY.**
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*This idea just came to my mind on how a world where preds exist would have this sort of dude bro influencer commercials to which how would this come crashing down or how any preds/prey would react to this.*