u/Tigercat92

What are some things you can say about a pool but not your spouse?

It is a hole you keep throwing money at

Takes a lot of chemicals to keep balanced

All my friends keep asking if they can come over and get in

Gonna take a while to fill because it is so deep

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u/Tigercat92 — 12 days ago

The other night I told my girlfriend how happy I was that we went exclusive because I’m saving so much on condoms. She sunk her nails so deep into my thigh. 🤣

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u/Tigercat92 — 23 days ago