Well, the event was a blockbuster. Full lockers, lots of visitors, hence a lot of new faces.

As to the screening, well Im not sure how they categorized it so Im not sure who passed or not. Me, I personally find myself in between, not so lanky but not muscly but I still got the discounted less ₱200 rate. So maybe the screening isn’t as strict as we think it is. Nag overthink pa ta. Hahahahaha

Now the crowd, yes I see relatively, means subjective, muscles but here’s the downside, the muscles present are really BARBIE GIRLS. You know what I mean? These so called muscles kay mas humok pa sa pancit canton nga gipabukalan. Hahahaha sorry na mga sister, honest reviewer baya ta. ✌🏼 Or maybe I just set the expectations too high? I was really expecting those six footers. You know, the manly, hot, mysterious, jock-type ganernnnnnn. The kind who doesn’t talk much, just stands there looking intimidating and hot. Dibaaaaaa gets ko ninyo?!

Where are those guys? Where are those six footers I was expecting to see? Maybe those real muscles and manly ones don’t go to events?

Sorry to the muscles present, and don’t get me wrong, no issues with your actions bahalag mas humok pa mo sa Miss Universe candidates kay kita kita ra ka barbie hahahaha! But if you’re going to call it Muscle Night, my imagination apparently went somewhere else.

I wanted MUSCLE. HARD. ATHLETES. SIX FOOTERS. JOCKS. And apparently, I wanted too much.

Xoxo,
Disappointed gurl.

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CONCLUSION:
But fun is relative. I may not have enjoyed it to the full extent of my expectations, but who knows, you may have experienced it differently. So this is an open space. Share your experience and your thoughts on the event.
At least, on the next run, it can be improved. I know the owners are reading my reviews anyway. 😉

This is what I understood:

1. EVERYONE is welcome, regardless of size or face.

2. Discounted rates are given to muscles. If you don’t meet the muscle standard, then you’ll be paying the regular fee.

3. Koi management has the final say on who qualifies as a muscle. So if you have body dysmorphia sa kakainject mo ng Tirze and think you’re one, by default, think otherwise para dili ka masakitan. 😂

Now, who among the muscles do you want to see? Mine, hoping for:

*The 6’4 guy - although he lacks face and muscle, his height accounts for it. Towering!

*The 6’0 suplado, aloof guy - but he’s far-fetched. He doesn’t interact nor can he be touched. Display lang siya ana. But deymmm so pogi especially if you see him in lights.

*The 6’0 tattooed guy with the chest tattoo - super kind and approachable and super pogi too! among the 3, sya akong gina anticipate. Hahahaha!

But since this is a Gym Bros Night, to the plus size guys, please don’t be disheartened if you’re rejected tonight. Muscle tends to go to muscle, so manage your expectations.

Now, share who you want to see and what your expectations are! 👀😂 Or any specific type of guy—straight, athlete, etc.—that you wish to see? Malay mo, Koi management surprises you with some special guests and late invites. Make it local and realistic. Malay mo, may biglaang invite tonight. 😉

See you tonight sisters! Hahahaha

First of all, gentle readers, to be clear, I haven’t tried all the therapists in IS, but based on the select few, I’ve come to determine what works best for my standards. Again, what’s best for me may not be the best for you. To each their own. It still depends on what you’re looking for during your sessions.

Well, I’m supposed to write their call names, but this might affect their employment or anything of that sort, so I’ll use initials instead.

So here’s my list (not in order):

RR

This 6-foot-tall guy may be a good fit for you if you’re looking for a really good massage. Given his experience in the industry, he knows what he’s doing. If you want to be teased, he obliges. He’s average but mapagbigay.

SI

A massage god, really. I can easily put him at the top of my list, so good with pressure points. But I’m very turned off by the moaning. Too much moaning that it really irks me. Bro, it’s honestly irritating. It doesn’t add any arousal at all. No idea what’s going on down there.

CK

New in the industry, but surprisingly good. He sweats a bit too much though, but he’s great with teasing. If you’re into something hyper-sensual, book him. He’s an 8 and hard, but you have to give him something to put him in hyper mode. So…play.

AN

Another tall guy on the list. An honest-to-goodness one of the best therapists I’ve encountered in my life. Backed with experience locally and overseas. He’s also trained with PT experience on a medical level ha. So when I say it’s good, it’s really good. I haven’t experienced the sensual side though. I have total respect for his craft.

HS

One (or I think the ONLY hahaha) of the remaining great faces in IS, aside from Razor (who already resigned). Think Christian Vasquez in his younger years. Massage is good as well. All I can say is great length, and I love the plays too.

RE

If you’re into hardcore massage, maybe he’s for you. A plus-size guy with plus-size pressure. He’s plus-size everywhere too. Hahahaha! If you want a can, go for him.

MK

Not really sure if he’s still in the lineup, but if you want a super fit, abs-level therapist to handle you, request him. From what I know, he’s also in the trade. Maybe, he and Clark are a close match down there.

Side note, maybe management can remind them to stop BURPING during sessions. Burping in public is already a taboo, what more when you’re in direct contact. It’s honestly weird that a number of therapists are doing this. Culture, please. And I….thankkkkk you!

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