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[F4M] Just get a girlfriend
You’ve been talking about how lonely you are with some of your friends and they all give the same advice “get a girlfriend”. It never seemed easy to get to know people or get them to like you or anything like that so you just took the advice literally. You went and got a girlfriend. You didn’t ask. You didn’t try to get to know her. She just became your girlfriend.
You got a gps tracking collar that you could just add a leash to. You think it was made for dogs but it has a setting that the collar beeps every 20 minutes when they’re not near you and if they don’t click it then you get an alert on your phone.
I mean she’s kind of like a pet? A girlfriend? Either works as long as you have company. You just slapped the collar on her and gave her instructions. If you get an alert well… that’s not good for anyone.
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