Kirsty's Sale
Dolcett City Butchers – Mid-Week Special
Come into Dolcett City Butchers today and grab a genuine bargain on fresh, high-quality prime cuts.
This week’s feature is Kirsty.
Raised free-range in an upper-middle-class home, Kirsty was a former barrister who enjoyed yoga, animals, netball, and camping trips with friends. After living with her boyfriend for just over six months, full custody and ownership of her body transferred to him under local regulations.
Mid-week offer:
Purchase the complete set of cuts for only $750.
Includes a limited-edition apron signed by Kirsty, our exclusive house spice rub blend, and complimentary access to our professional portion-cutting service.
All cuts have been processed and packaged in accordance with Dolcett City Council regulations. We guarantee freshness and quality on every piece.
Dolcett City Butchers has proudly served the community for more than 40 years. We’re always looking for new stock — same-day purchasing may be available. Come in today for a free quote.