u/TumsRemoteControl

Hi,

The title pretty much says it all. I’m a hot, bearded dad with the house to myself in today. I simply don’t want to waste a great opportunity for hot, mutually orgasmic sex with no complications. Just good chemistry, pleasure dom tendencies, and perhaps an espresso.

Sound hot? You can literally come over now. I can host in Lakeview east.

Tell me umm your favorite day of the week so I can sort through the spam? Thumbs up for bored married wives and horny grad students. :)

Hi.

I’m an attractive professor in good shape. I’m withering under a massive pile of ungraded exams and essays. I just want to fuck. I will fuck extremely well in fact, because I am motivated to get my mind empty of the professor bullshit and replaced by the feeling of powerful backshots and orgasms. If your pussy is pretty, I’ll eat it too.

I don’t have a type but please be nice, clean, and relaxed like me.

Let’s fuck in this beautiful weather. anyone out there? Chat is best.

Hey,

I was teaching as a visitor on campus this semester and thought I’d put this out there:

Are you stressed about finals and the end of the semester? Have you spent 4 years on campus fantasizing about your professors?

I’d love to help a high achieving student orgasm so hard their mind is emptied of anxiety. Sit on my face, allow me to suck your nipples and help you cum on my hands, or ride my cock until you gush and vibrate from the pleasure.

I’m your typical academic type, in shape, smart, gentle and confident. Anyone out there?

Chat is best. No men. Sorry.