u/Udderly_Cherry

After months of trying to connect, my farmer finally agreed to meet me this afternoon. He met me at the back of a parking lot, parked away from others but facing the road (it was not that busy!). After begging him to with little response I finally I just pulled my udders out myself (that got his attention!) His hands felt so amazing as he pulled on my udders and I loved being milked so much that I didn’t even care about the wandering gaze of a passerby but he stopped after a few minutes (less than 5!!!) and left abruptly. I know we’re both busy (30ish adults with fairly demanding jobs) but I desperately need to be milked more….

How do I get my milk to come in with infrequent milking?

How do I get my farmer to notice his very desperate little cow??