u/Useful-Toss

Ayyy welcome everybody. So glad you all made time to stop in my new up and coming establishment here. You can call me Toss, or maybe Owen, if I like ya. I’m what’s known as the boss round ‘ere but don’t let it scare you. I can be a nice guy.

Since you came all the way out here, I’ll give ya the tour. We got some nice private spaces up stairs for when you want a real nice time, a personal dance, or maybe just a nice nap. Completely soundproofed. I could kill someone up there an’ no body know better. Best part coming up. We got a great bar. That’s Tony. He’s a good man, don’t talk much though. You won’t find a better bartender anywhere else this side of Brooklyn. You can always come in, get a few drinks, and pour out worries to the guy. He’s wonderful.

Now what I’m sure you’re wondering with such a lavish place is cost. Don’t worry your pretty lil heads bout that. We don’t take money here. I like to play a little game round here. When you come in, you place a wager at the door.
1st wager is just a lil something, just a little “art” exhibit. >!(Defeat post)!<We take photography very seriously here. Tch- Blackmail? We don’t do that. We’re legal here…
2nd wager is where it starts getting fun. We can always use more “dancers” round here. You come spend a night working, maybe a private show, and then I’ll call it square. >!(Owned for a night/game session)!<
3rd wager is when it starts getting serious. You lose that third wager, that’s when you lose yourself. That’s not an easy debt to pay so you’ll have to be “dancing” for me long term. You get what I mean? I’m sure you’ll be fine. Not like you’d be that unskilled, right? (>!Long term “employment”, can be discussed)!<

So yeah, that’s bout it for the tour. Hoped you like the place. We open most evenings round here. Now you all have a good night. I couldn’t be prouder to be out here serving the streets of New York. I’m sure I’ll see some of you all real soon. I look forward to getting to know you all, maybe place a few friendly wagers. All good fun.

Art: KKparasyte