u/Varietyokay

Most days at work, I get so bored I just wish I had a tiny girl in my pocket. I'd love to pull her out, play with her like a fidget toy. Rolling her around between my fingers and watch her panic at how high up she is. Press her into my lips and kiss her. Let her run around on my desk. Maybe sneak to the bathroom to slide off my dress shoes and socks and let her worship my toes for a bit. Just to stuff her back into my pocket and continue my mundane work.

But alas, I'm stuck in this reality. What a shame. 🫩