u/Vast-Writing-7039

This isn’t aimed at the average guy who enjoys a blowjob (and yeah, most do)

I’m looking to connect with guys (or trans women) who are utterly fixated on it. Those who’d choose it over any other sex act in a heartbeat, no second thoughts. Who might even consider going „oral only“.

Obsessed with that silky texture, the perfect pull, and the enveloping warmth of a skilled mouth? Does just imagining a messy, enthusiastic blowjob get you instantly aroused? Do you yearn for that divine rush of coming in a mouth, with constant, unrelenting pleasure that elevates the orgasm to new heights? If so, we’re likely on the same wavelength.

To me, blowjobs are an exquisite art form. It’s a profound act of devotion, focused solely on delivering the ultimate pleasure, enough to make his toes curl and his thoughts dissolve into pure bliss.

If rough play like ‘throat fucking’ is your thing, we’re probably not compatible. In that case, please pass! I thrive on the tender, sensual approach that builds to unending rapture. Every motion, every touch, crafted to elevate the experience beyond the physical.

If this resonates, let’s explore how we can explore that magic together.

I was quite heavily drunk when I wrote that text for the first time. Wild evening with an entire bottle of red wine. But it was a lot of fun discussing it here, so let’s have a real talk (but not too serious!):

I’m tired of hearing girls give half-assed, lazy, “I’m just here to get him hard” blowjobs and then act surprised when guys say head is “meh.” So here it is my no-bullshit, slightly unhinged Blowjob Manifesto (that I seriously consider hanging on my bedroom wall..)

1. If you’re stroking the shaft, you’re doing it wrong.
   The hand does not belong on the dick unless the guy specifically asks for it. Period. Jerking while you suck is lazy. You’re stealing his pleasure and wasting time. Your mouth is the main character. Let it do it’s job. If you can’t finish a guy with only your mouth, then you need training!

2. Your hand belongs on the Crown Jewels, and be fucking gentle. One hand. On the balls. That’s it. And I said gentle. We’re not trying to pop them like grapes. Soft cupping, light teasing, maybe a little massage.

3. This is not a fucking race. Anything under 15–20 minutes is embarrassing. He deserves to feel it. Build it slowly. Tease him. Let him lose his goddamn mind. If you’re trying to finish him in 5 minutes, you’re not giving head. You’re just impatient.

4. Don’t you fucking DARE stop when he cums.
   The orgasm is the main event. Pulling off, stopping, or switching techniques right when he’s cumming is cruel and unacceptable. Swallowing is polite. It’s a nice gesture. Withdrawing your mouth at the last second is just rude. Deal with the taste. Or don’t even bother sucking dick.

5. He doesn’t owe you a warning. His only job during that moment is to enjoy himself and completely let go. Don’t make him use brain cells worrying about warning you. That’s selfish as hell. Let the man have his orgasm in peace.

6. Car blowjobs have rules, you animals. Inside a car, you swallow. No exceptions. Car seats are expensive and cum stains are forever. If you’re sucking dick in a vehicle, basic decency and etiquette demand that you handle cleanup like an adult. Don’t be the girl who leaves a surprise on someone’s upholstery.

There it is. My unfiltered, slightly feral Blowjob Manifesto.

Your thoughts? 😈

Let’s have a real talk (but not too serious! This is an opinionated post)

I’m tired of hearing girls give half-assed, lazy, “I’m just here to get him hard” blowjobs and then act surprised when guys say head is “meh.” So here it is my no-bullshit, slightly unhinged Blowjob Manifesto (that I seriously consider hanging on my bedroom wall..)

1. If you’re stroking the shaft, you’re doing it wrong.
   The hand does not belong on the dick unless the guy specifically asks for it. Period. Jerking while you suck is lazy. You’re stealing his pleasure and wasting time. Your mouth is the main character. Let it do it’s job. If you can’t finish a guy with only your mouth, you need more training!

2. Your hand belongs on the Crown Jewels, and be fucking gentle. One hand. On the balls. That’s it. And I said gentle. We’re not trying to pop them like grapes. Soft cupping, light teasing, maybe a little massage.

3. This is not a fucking race. Anything under 15–20 minutes is embarrassing. He deserves to feel it. Build it slowly. Tease him. Let him lose his goddamn mind. If you’re trying to finish him in 5 minutes, you’re not giving head. You’re just impatient.

4. Don’t you fucking DARE stop when he cums.
   The orgasm is the main event. Pulling off, stopping, or switching techniques right when he’s cumming is cruel and unacceptable. Swallowing is polite. It’s a nice gesture. Withdrawing your mouth at the last second is just rude. Deal with the taste. Or don’t even bother sucking.

5. He doesn’t owe you a warning. His only job during that moment is to enjoy himself and completely let go. Don’t make him use brain cells worrying about warning you. That’s selfish as hell. Let the man have his orgasm in peace.

6. Car blowjobs have rules, you animals. Inside a car, you swallow. No exceptions. Car seats are expensive and cum stains are forever. If you’re sucking dick in a vehicle, basic decency and etiquette demand that you handle cleanup like an adult. Don’t be the girl who leaves a surprise on someone’s upholstery.

There it is. My unfiltered, slightly feral Blowjob Manifesto.

Your thoughts? 😈

Let’s have a real talk (but not too serious! This is an opinionated post.)

I’m tired of hearing girls give half-assed, lazy, “I’m just here to get him hard” blowjobs and then act surprised when guys say head is “meh.” So here it is my no-bullshit, slightly unhinged Blowjob Manifesto (that I seriously consider hanging on my bedroom wall..)

1. If you’re stroking the shaft, you’re doing it wrong.
   The hand does not belong on the dick unless the guy specifically asks for it. Period. Jerking while you suck is lazy. You’re stealing his pleasure and wasting time. Your mouth is the main character. Let it do it’s job. If you can’t finish a guy with only your mouth, then you need training!

2. Your hand belongs on the Crown Jewels, and be fucking gentle. One hand. On the balls. That’s it. And I said gentle. We’re not trying to pop them like grapes. Soft cupping, light teasing, maybe a little massage.

3. This is not a fucking race. Anything under 15–20 minutes is embarrassing. He deserves to feel it. Build it slowly. Tease him. Let him lose his goddamn mind. If you’re trying to finish him in 5 minutes, you’re not giving head. You’re just impatient.

4. Don’t you fucking DARE stop when he cums.
   The orgasm is the main event. Pulling off, stopping, or switching techniques right when he’s cumming is cruel and unacceptable. Swallowing is polite. It’s a nice gesture. Withdrawing your mouth at the last second is just rude. Deal with the taste. Or don’t even bother sucking.

5. He doesn’t owe you a warning. His only job during that moment is to enjoy himself and completely let go. Don’t make him use brain cells worrying about warning you. That’s selfish as hell. Let the man have his orgasm in peace.

6. Car blowjobs have rules, you animals. Inside a car, you swallow. No exceptions. Car seats are expensive and cum stains are forever. If you’re sucking dick in a vehicle, basic decency and etiquette demand that you handle cleanup like an adult. Don’t be the girl who leaves a surprise on someone’s upholstery.

There it is. My unfiltered, slightly feral Blowjob Manifesto.

Your thoughts? 😈

A fun memory that lately came up is about a case of extremely casual oral, that I’ve given to a guy long long ago.

He was introvert. Slim, a bit shy, quite nerdy and really not good in talking to women (like seriously not).

It was one night, where we stayed at some friends house, drinking beer and vodka, watching hip hop on MTV (yes, that was long ago) and topics became a little more slippery. We were two girls and the guy with a friend. He wasn’t really participating a lot in the conversation and seemed a bit defensive and hesitant when things got nsfw. But in my slightly intoxicated state, I pushed him. Asked pretty direct questions and tried to open him up more or less forcefully and feeding on his shame.

I was a bit mean with my bold directness and pretty much violated the area, that he was comfortable talking about. But I kept going and he blushed pretty hard.

Finally he admitted that he was “almost virgin” and told about the one time, where he kissed a girl and fingered her with the hand inside her jeans. I asked him if he ever got something back.. he didn’t.

I felt a bit spicy and asked him right out, if he would want to lose his virginity. If he would be brave enough if I’d offer him a bj. Right now, back there in the bedroom with the door closed. No strings attached, just going in there and doing it.

He was hesitant, shy, fidgeting with his fingers. I kept pushing, telling him “I’d seriously do it. You just have to say yes. I promise it feels good”. He ended up saying yes (after serious nudging). We went to the bedroom of my friend (she was fine with it) locked the door and I went down in him. Slowly, savoring it. Teasing. In the middle of the gentle bj (that he really really enjoyed), I asked him “do you want to cum in my mouth?” It was barely a whisper of “yes, please” and so I kept going until the dude had his first orgasm if his life that was given by another person. (Was NOT tasty lol) I didn’t get anything back that day.. but it was still hot as fuck. We never repeated that.

Anyone wanna talk? Maybe diving into old memories together? Or hearing about my stories..

A fun memory that lately came up is about a case of extremely casual oral, that I’ve given to a guy long long ago.

He was introvert. Slim, a bit shy, quite nerdy and really not good in talking to women (like seriously not).

It was one night, where we stayed at some friends house, drinking beer and vodka, watching hip hop on MTV (yes, that was long ago) and topics became a little more slippery. We were two girls and the guy with a friend. He wasn’t really participating a lot in the conversation and seemed a bit defensive and hesitant when things got nsfw. But in my slightly intoxicated state, I pushed him. Asked pretty direct questions and tried to open him up more or less forcefully and feeding on his shame.

I was a bit mean with my bold directness and pretty much violated the area, that he was comfortable talking about. But I kept going and he blushed pretty hard.

Finally he admitted that he was “almost virgin” and told about the one time, where he kissed a girl and fingered her with the hand inside her jeans. I asked him if he ever got something back.. he didn’t.

I felt a bit spicy and asked him right out, if he would want to lose his virginity. If he would be brave enough if I’d offer him a bj. Right now, back there in the bedroom with the door closed. No strings attached, just going in there and doing it.

He was hesitant, shy, fidgeting with his fingers. I kept pushing, telling him “I’d seriously do it. You just have to say yes. I promise it feels good”. He ended up saying yes (after serious nudging). We went to the bedroom of my friend (she was fine with it) locked the door and I went down in him. Slowly, savoring it. Teasing. In the middle of the gentle bj (that he really really enjoyed), I asked him “do you want to cum in my mouth?” It was barely a whisper of “yes, please” and so I kept going until the dude had his first orgasm if his life that was given by another person. (Was NOT tasty lol) I didn’t get anything back that day.. but it was still hot as fuck. We never repeated that.

Anyone wanna talk? Maybe diving into old memories together?

Had an intriguing thought. Would you consider having a fwb but with a twist? Sexually, it would be oral (plus hands, fingers and toys). Of course both ways and with all the different variations of it. But penetration wouldn’t be on the table. Like ever.

Sex would simply mean, your dick is sucked properly (to completion. With swallowing. I’m not a quitter) and you’re eating pussy (with fingers!) as is your life depends on it.

No expectations of anything further than that, no drama, no nudging..

Could you imagine something like that? I thought about it and I could totally do it as long as I get satisfied on a regular basis. Oral orgasms are (at least for me) way stronger and more satisfying anyway. Sexually, I am very clitoral aligned. The fact that other things aren’t on the table from the start would feel liberating. No pressure, just enjoyment.

What do you think about that hypothetical scenario?