u/VerrryCleverUsername

God it hurt to write that shit. I'm only allowed a few sentences where a bunch of dumb retarded bimbo Jargon isn't forced down my throat so I'll make this quick. I am MALE. I am STRAIGHT.

I'm not a "yt boi" or a "sissy snowbunny" or a "bratty bimbo-to be." I'm male you fucking perverts. That being said to PROVE that this kink is stupid and doesn't turn people like me into dumb needy little sissy sluts. I've made a little bet with u/MajorDes

The rules of said bet are simple, he gives me a FULL experience of the kink, coaches me to make a few posts, act as someone who enjoys it etc etc... and for some dumb reason he gets to add rules that YOU! Yes you lovely reader are encouraged, as a member of this... Perverted community to enforce. Said rules beeeeing.

First rule:

Any and all public talking, comments and titles must be spoken like your some dirty and ditzy piece of arm candy bimbo meat~

Second rule:

Any post you make that has a comment underneath it MUST have a response back~ I don’t care if it’s just one comment or 20 you’ll comment back under every one of them!

Third rule:

Your pfp, bio, and name can be changed to what ever I feel like when ever I want~

Forth rule:

Every morning when you wake up you’ll give me a good morning text that’s atleast 3 sentences long and has an emoji at the end~

Last rule:

….to be decided~

This is my. u/VerrryCleverUsername's full and utter agreement to all those rules and stuff... Even though like I'm kiiiinda not smart enough to read them all LAWL X3✨🥛✨

I liiiike tooootally trust that another fully straight not at all gay MAN like 🖤MajorDes🖤 would make them suuuuper fair! And not make me look like some dumb hoe!!✨

So I accept them, obviously~!!✨

✨That being said... LIKE~!! I can't fuggin wait to get to knyow all of yeewwww~!! I'm SO glad I took this dumb bettttt. I love all of you so much already!!✨

Absolute FAVORITES-

•Sloppy MESSY oral. Onomatopoeia filled gluck gluck sllllurp double hand twist spit and and kiss throat ramming eye watering rough sloppy SUCKING y'know?

•Transformation in most forms, but ESPECIALLY Bimbofication, Twinning (ungh~!) Moderate Boob/Ass growth and of course Gender Transformation. There is NOTHING more hot to me than you being so much more of a 'MAN' in a scene than me that you turn me into YOUR woman~

•Cumplay I LOVE LOVE LOVE sloppy messy sticky warm thick viscous heavy NUT SLUDGE~! Fucking everywhere. In my hair face on and in my clothes. Gokkun(Drinking/eating) yummy sticky perfect sploodge I ADORE everything to do with this kink.

•Status? Is the word I would use...? So this includes Race play (with me usually as Wasian seeing as that's what I am :3) You're character being Bigger/Stronger than mine usually, the whole DOM and sub thing with "SUPERIORITY and inferiority"

-General Fun Stuff-

(A star meaning i enjoy it a lot ;3)

-Groping

-Threesomes

-Choking*

-Feet (Femme only)

-Spanking

-Name Calling*

-Bullying

-Mouth Hooks

-Full Nelson*

-Doggy Style

-Cosplay/ing

-Mean Doms

-Non/DubCon

-Hypnosis/Mins Control

-Onomatopoeia

-Grinding*

-Obliviousness

-Kissing

-Orientation Play

-Lesbianism

-Make up/Lipstick

-Colpured lipstick (Lime green/Black)

-Lipstick marks

-Wedgies

-Underwear/Panties

Hand gestures (Blowjob Peace sign etc~)

That's mainly it off the top ofy head...? Feel free to ask to NOT INCLUDE ANY of these and I'll be happy to oblige as long as you don't include my....

-HARD LIMITS-

-Short, no effort answers

-Shitty Openers/DMs (Hey rp? You send?)

-Scat

-Watersports

-Gore/Snuff (UNLESS I directly asked for them within a horror scenario, but that'll be fore story purposes )

-Filth/Smegma

Other than that I'm sure we'll get along great!! :3

Absolute FAVORITES-

•Sloppy MESSY oral. Onomatopoeia filled gluck gluck sllllurp double hand twist spit and and kiss throat ramming eye watering rough sloppy SUCKING y'know?

•Transformation in most forms, but ESPECIALLY Bimbofication, Twinning (ungh~!) Moderate Boob/Ass growth and of course Gender Transformation. There is NOTHING more hot to me than you being so much more of a 'MAN' in a scene than me that you turn me into YOUR woman~

•Cumplay I LOVE LOVE LOVE sloppy messy sticky warm thick viscous heavy NUT SLUDGE~! Fucking everywhere. In my hair face on and in my clothes. Gokkun(Drinking/eating) yummy sticky perfect sploodge I ADORE everything to do with this kink.

•Status? Is the word I would use...? So this includes Race play (with me usually as Wasian seeing as that's what I am :3) You're character being Bigger/Stronger than mine usually, the whole DOM and sub thing with "SUPERIORITY and inferiority"

-General Fun Stuff-

(A star meaning i enjoy it a lot ;3)

-Groping

-Threesomes

-Choking*

-Feet (Femme only)

-Spanking

-Name Calling*

-Bullying

-Mouth Hooks

-Full Nelson*

-Doggy Style

-Cosplay/ing

-Mean Doms

-Non/DubCon

-Hypnosis/Mins Control

-Onomatopoeia

-Grinding*

-Obliviousness

-Kissing

-Orientation Play

-Lesbianism

-Make up/Lipstick

-Colpured lipstick (Lime green/Black)

-Lipstick marks

-Wedgies

-Underwear/Panties

Hand gestures (Blowjob Peace sign etc~)

That's mainly it off the top ofy head...? Feel free to ask to NOT INCLUDE ANY of these and I'll be happy to oblige as long as you don't include my....

-HARD LIMITS-

-Short, no effort answers

-Shitty Openers/DMs (Hey rp? You send?)

-Scat

-Watersports

-Gore/Snuff (UNLESS I directly asked for them within a horror scenario, but that'll be fore story purposes not erotica.)

-Filth/Smegma

Other than that I'm sure we'll get along great!! :3

[Fu4F] The virus seems to have some... Interesting side effects~ I would LOVE an RE9 roleplay with my as a fucking HUNG horny Selena Corey~ And you as the adorable little anxiety ridden Grace Ashcroft~ Come on, I don't bite thaaaat hard~🤍🤍