Oh my how degenerate. I play Yugioh, Pokemon and Vanguard but MTG? That's going too far. I'm glad that tag is around so I could mentally prepare myself before filling it.

Since I had to moan quite a bit for the background, there's a point where I started scrolling twitter while I do it and I was recommended a picture of pancakes on my For You Page.

What this means is that somewhere in this audio, there's like 10 seconds of me moaning to a picture of pancakes and you wouldn't know which part. In my defense, the pancakes looked delicious.

Thank you to u/OopsICantForget for the script and OpenNSFW for some additional SFX!

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