Who should I celebrate the 4th of July with you think? Hmmmm

Ask me anything!
(except for in use photos or vids please)

First off. I'm obsessed with the holo splatter look, it's especially fitting on an arachnid dildo imo too. This custom toy came out even better than I had hoped or imagined it would!

As for vaginal use, Dryder is pretty unique. Mine is a small Dryder in Medium firmness, however I don't feel those bumps really at all in use.
What I DO feel is that middle part, which I would describe as feeling like a medial ring and a knot combined. Is it better than an actual knot or medial ring? No, not really. He's more a jack of both trades rather than a master of them, but it is super unique and if you like those features, you might get something out of this one!

For me personally, it feels nice but I find his shape a little awkward to actually finish with. I can get there but it takes awhile. I think it just misses on my favorite spots while thrusting. Certainly not a bad experience at all, just found it a bit lacking, especially since I don't really like knots or sensations similar to knots in most cases.

This verdict could change after a few more tries but Tarrasque is still the reigning Wandering Bard champion for me and I guess I didn't really expect it to beat out that one x)

Fantasy Grove does the best GiTD!
This was after it was sitting in a window for literally only 2 minutes!!

Ethereal looking for sure, but he’s about the size of my entire forearm!!!

the medium was ultra gentle though, so I know this large/soft Jackalope will be doable for me.

Heres to having the courage to size up!

Also shoutout to Fantasy Grove for sending out a toy with 0 issues!
My last 4 toy orders were terrible experiences with major flaws and wrong colors. It’s so nice to actually have a pleasant experience in this hobby again. I was losing hope lol

UGH.
Finally a dreamboat werewolf boyfriend for me!!!!!!
He's also quite a beefcake! Slightly above my girth limits, but the knot has a nice slope to it that it feels doable with some practice and patience (and a lotta lube lol)

M/S Malikye by KuduVoodoo

I really enjoyed Fantasy Groves Jackalope, the M/S was nice but astoundingly too easy for me???
He is the absolute BEST length trainer I ever had though, so I sold him intending to upgrade to a large in soft some day.
Well, Fantasy Grove is running a sale, and standard shipping is also free on top of that, so I figured it would be more stupid to wait and pay significantly more.

Excited to conquer this new beast! (Large/Soft Jackalope)

Always wanted to do a post like this.

Spring is here, and my gentle spring dragon Nox is here to help coax the flowers into bloom <3

If I didn't already have one in the same specs that matched the character art I have a crush on, I would be buying this one immediately.

If you were in the market for these specs, go and grab him!!!!

-insert clown music here-

Got 2 toys up for sale! Please LEAVE A COMMENT before DM'ing!

Shipping is through USPS and comes with tracking
Payment is via Paypal Invoice - Please make sure the address on your Paypal account is accurate and up to date!
Galeged will be cleaned and boiled before shipping - no exceptions
I am the original owner and they come from a smoke and disease free home
No cats but I do have a dog

Galaged the Ancient (KuduVoodoo):
Size: Medium (link to measurements)
Firmness: Soft
Extras: This toy Glows in the Dark
No Faults
$65 shipping included

NIB Amon the Wingless:
Size: Small
Firmness: Soft
Color: Spitfire's Signature
No Extras
No Faults
NEW IN BAG. Still factory sealed
$110 shipping included

SOLD

Got tired of digging through the ottoman lol

Anyways, I'm done buying for a long while so here are all the toys I deem truly good enough to keep! And now they are on display so I can go sit and giggle in front of them all in pure joy whenever I want!

Sorry for the double post, but enough people asked to see a comparison of the two, so here they are

The one still in the bag is the first one I received in Spitfire's Signature. It has the marbled base, and the fade is a lot more sudden looking.

The one out of the bag is the repour I received today in the Legacy version of Spitfire's Signature which I paid a LOT extra for, with the solid black base with gold dazzle and a much MUCH smoother fade.

Well after literally rescheduling my work week in order to receive my custom and finding that it wasn't even the right color I ordered, I was pretty upset and angry :/
I had a chat with CS though, and they agreed to repour and set out a new one with priority (and were able to send it out so it would arrive on a day I'd actually be around this time) so I wouldn't have to wait another month and a half.

But to be honest, I really wasn't excited anymore. The burn out has been really starting to get to me, and this whole incident (after my order before this one was damaged upon receiving it) just really made me question if I wanted to stick around here at all anymore.

WELL, I got my repour today and not only is it the correct color this time, but the fade job is also WAY smoother and uniform ;; (the first one had a very abrupt fade that looked almost like split color but due to their disclaimers, I knew that was a risk and not something I could really complain about)
So I guess in the end, it was kinda lucky that he needed a repour. He looks EXACTLY how I feel an Amon should <3 Truly a worthy showcase for one of my all time favorite models.

Seriously tempted by that Displacer ngl

Hey guys! Looking to sell a gorgeous Tigrex-looking stripey Galeged! Really pretty with great texture, I'm just not a fan of knots. :(

Shipping is through USPS and is +$10
Payment is via Paypal Invoice - Please make sure the address on your Paypal account is accurate and up to date!
Galeged will be cleaned and boiled before shipping - no exceptions
I am the original owner and he comes from a smoke and disease free home
No cats but I do have a dog

Galaged the Ancient (KuduVoodoo):
Size: Medium (link to measurements)
Firmness: Soft
No Extras
No Faults
$60

I ordered Amon in Legacy Spitfires Signature. I was told that this would cost me $60 EXTRA because it's a retired signature.
Whatever, I agreed since that's what I really wanted.

Waited a month and a half which was hard enough, and today, I open the box to.... you guessed it! The current signature with the ugly as sin marbled base. So????
Mind telling me WHY I paid you guys $60 extra?!

This is also after my previous order was an undisclosed flop, and a pretty major one too with damage on the shaft that I paid full price for.

I'm so fucking done with this shit company.

While casually window shopping around, I found myself at KuduVoodoo's site looking at this Small/medium firmness Lennex in a vertical tye-dye that really caught my eye. I actually sat on the decision to buy him for about 2 days before pulling the trigger and getting him (luckily, he was still there). He is a 'Mishap' for a tiny nick on his head so he was discounted, and I don't normally do flops with damage on the usable part but something about this pour just really attracted me and made me break my rule.
I was however, still pretty skeptical about Lennex though after just getting burned so bad. Would Lennex's over the top texturing cause me pain in medium firmness?

In Use (vaginal):
When Lennex arrived, the first thing I noticed was how heavy he was for a small. He looked a bit bigger than what I expected honestly. The second thing I noticed was the unusual shape. I tried to capture it in the last photo, but essentially, the top of his shaft is broad and almost square in shape, while the bottom edge comes to a rather sharp point. I knew right then that he would feel very different than other toys I've tried.

Lennex has a small, blunted tip before opening up to a pretty significant upper shaft swell. That tip though, does absolutely nothing to prepare you. I was unable to insert Lennex at all for like several minutes, and I had to push him in with steady, considerable force while also being ginger about it. I didn't want that thick swell with all those textures just slamming into me before I was ready!
Eventually, my body started to give way and allowed Lennex to slide in in small increments.
Now, when I say that Lennex's textures are intense, I'm really not kidding. This bear really doesn't mess around! There is no teasing, so subtlety and absolutely no easing into it. Lennex hits you hard immediately, but he doesn't bully you. At no point did I ever feel anything I would describe as actual pain, just a lot of intensity here.
Since he gets a little thinner at the base, he actually sits rather nicely in my anatomy and can stay sitting in there pretty securely. I wouldn't describe it as 'comfortable' simply because of the intensity of the sensation though. The foreskin ridges on the top side of the shaft wake up the G spot nicely but the real star of the show are the bottom ridges on that peaked bottom shaft of the toy. I am able to feel them super distinctly along my back wall. Like, more distinctly than I've ever felt anything internally. I'm talking ultra HD. For me personally, I'm obsessed. While I don't appreciate too much texture on the top site and too close to the base of a toy/near my opening, I really super love aggressive textures deep internally and on my back vaginal wall. If you are sensitive on the bottom of your vaginal wall at all, I strongly suggest getting Lennex in soft. He is intense enough that you will definitely still be able to feel it, it just might take some of the edge off.

Lennex produces not a deep and bumpy ride along his ridges like Flint does, but rather more of a highly tingly and slightly sharp and intense sensation that I just really can't get enough of. Normally when I want to draw a session out longer, I'll slow down my thrusts a bit, but this does not work with Lennex. Slowing down almost makes him even more intense somehow. Needless to say, I don't last too long with Lennex, but in the best way possible.
Cumming around Lennex is just as intense as the rest of the session with him. He's so thick at the top with so much texture, that my body almost can't fully contract around him? I know that sounds painful, but really it just makes the orgasm last a lot longer. To the point where it makes my legs shake and tremble uncontrollably.

As a final bonus, Lennex's balls are pretty big and they do swing a bit to slap the back of your butt and thighs while you thrust with him for that little bit of extra realism factor.

All in all, Lennex really surprised me with a 9.5/10 rating. Making him my top rated Indie toy.
If I had to change anything about it, it's that I would add just a touch more length....but that's just me, since I prefer length over girth. Other than that, this toy is flawless and VERY well designed!

I recommend Lennex to people who enjoy Flint, but are perhaps looking for an even more intense version of him without sizing up necessarily. He is not for the feint of heart, but if you like ridges and you REALLY want to feel them to the point where you almost can't stand it (in a good way) Lennex is the bear for you!

I would avoid this toy if you find back vaginal wall stim unpleasant or uncomfortable, or if you have no experience with blunt headed toys, or you don't have toys in any sizes to bridge the gap to this one. That head is a lot harder to initially insert than it looks.