u/WesternResearch

You asked for it…

Absolute bangers all around y’all…Got meeee feelin SOME TYPE OF WAY. I brought you a lil cake for the occasion…

Stealing a line that I used on u/QuietBecks for my own nefarious pun purposes…

Yes I know this is a French terry robe but sometimes you just gotta let the wookie win, you know?

Rolled up sleeves is kinda my default mode.
Having my cock out is, too, I guess?

I’m kinda shy…anyway here’s my butthole…

(Inspired by u/XtraSmallSecret et al, here’s my cleavage tease)

Everyone got so up in arms about my single dad tit last week, so here you go you ANIMALS!

Officially transitioning to a Shania Twain meme pun account:

Man, I Feel Like a Wo-meme
Any Meme of Mine
That Don’t Impress Meme Much
Whose Bed Have Your Memes Been Under?

Honestly this pic was just randomly taken while I was trying to set the self timer but I thought it made my knee look cool and I’m not averse to following the Bob Ross school of embracing happy little accidents.

Posted my pup right before everything popped off. Still want in on the fun!

Hank. Hank is a good boy.

As requested. Extra titty. Extra Hank. Plus bonus pic to show that he photobombed my single titty flannel pic yesterday.

Discretion is the better part of valor. Tit out Tuesday.

I got big paws but I can still shred when I need to…

Absolutely in awe of all you mamas out there balancing the infinite demands of motherhood and managing to stay true to your authentic (and, let’s be honest, perverted) selves.

You’re crushing it. 💐💐💐

Happy Friday RMT. Hope you have a creative and satisfying weekend.

This is technically my second post but I got so excited about the weekly theme that I forgot to introduce myself!

A hoodie’s probably not technically a sweater, but can I make it up to you?