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In this economy, you pay your car mechanic anyway you can.
u/Wharfrat6869 — 16 hours ago
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So many young women trying to figure out their lot in life, but not you. You know your purpose is to be a fuck sleeve for an UB.
u/Wharfrat6869 — 16 hours ago
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He may have more stretch marks than a mother of 8, but to you they are treasure trails leading to his UB cock
u/Wharfrat6869 — 16 hours ago
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Lose yourself under an UB. It’s where a fuck toy like you belongs.
u/Wharfrat6869 — 5 days ago
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Feet to the ceiling in mating press with an UB. So much for your cervix.
u/Wharfrat6869 — 5 days ago
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You knew your bf couldn’t afford that truck, and here you are making his monthly payment. You and I both know you’ll soon be back for weekly installments.
u/Wharfrat6869 — 6 days ago
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Those who play more live longer. Do your civic duty and let an UB play with you.
u/Wharfrat6869 — 6 days ago
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After he lost meemaw, you always let grandpa seesaw.
u/Wharfrat6869 — 7 days ago
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There is indeed an ugly bastard oasis, and you are the entertainment.
u/Wharfrat6869 — 7 days ago
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It all began when you let those creepy old men grope you in the theater, and you get wetter than your boyfriend ever made you.
u/Wharfrat6869 — 1 month ago
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Be a good girl and let an UB parking attendant park his fingers inside you.
u/Wharfrat6869 — 1 month ago
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One good turn deserves another. You eat an UB’s ass, he fucks yours. Everyone wins.
u/Wharfrat6869 — 1 month ago
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Grind on an UB today, better than your pillow and just as soft
u/Wharfrat6869 — 1 month ago
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With that you swallowed your pride, along with an UB’s kids
u/Wharfrat6869 — 1 month ago
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Instead of rubbing yourself silly scrolling Reddit porn, you could be in a hotel getting used like a fleshlight by an UB. Why aren’t you?
u/Wharfrat6869 — 1 month ago
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UB teamwork is dreamwork. Your ass is a shelf for his gut, and each thrust is shoving the other’s cock down your throat. That’s what friends are for.
u/Wharfrat6869 — 1 month ago